Author Topic: How many Evilborians have experimented in homosexuality? (Read 2632 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** December 20, 2007, 02:57:09 AM »

As recent accusations of homosexuality bubble to the e-surface, we should peg exactly how many gay members we have! For demographics!

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demi · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:58:05 AM »

Cheebs

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:59:15 AM »

When I was six or seven, a five year old boy across the street wanted to give me a blow job. I'm not sure what I exactly said, but I turned him down. Looking back at the situation, I have a feeling that someone had gotten to him and molested him. That's not the kind of behavior five year olds engage in on their own.

That's my only brush with homosexuality.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:00:24 AM »

anal sex is pretty good idea of homosexuality, distant

did you like it?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:01:57 AM »

I'm a big fan of anal. A girl I dated before I met my wife introduced me to it.

We also have butt plugs, and they're not exclusively used on my wife, if you know what I'm saying.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:03:30 AM »

my tounge can't repel flavor of that magnitude

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:08:28 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 03:01:57 AM

I'm a big fan of anal. A girl I dated before I met my wife introduced me to it.

We also have butt plugs, and they're not exclusively used on my wife, if you know what I'm saying.

Who edited this?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:11:06 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 20, 2007, 03:08:28 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 03:01:57 AM
I'm a big fan of anal. A girl I dated before I met my wife introduced me to it.

We also have butt plugs, and they're not exclusively used on my wife, if you know what I'm saying.

Who edited this?

Huh? It's not edited at all. I'm being abso-fucking-lutely honest. We've all got kinks, be a man and own up to them.

Shit, I've got a straight friend who loves getting pegged by his fiance. She's not into it like he is, but she's GGG.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:12:39 AM »

So let me get this straight: you don't know whether you're gay or...straight, so you have sex both ways and choose which you prefer the most? I don't think most gay guys do that, but I wouldn't know

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:13:47 AM »

who says you can't have your cake and eat it too and eat some pie as well. best of both worlds.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:14:21 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 03:12:39 AM

So let me get this straight: you don't know whether you're gay or...straight, so you have sex both ways and choose which you prefer the most? I don't think most gay guys do that, but I wouldn't know

A lot of lesbians date and have sex with men in determining their orientation (my old high school girlfriend is one of those women), so I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of gay men do the same.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:18:01 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 20, 2007, 03:13:47 AM

who says you can't have your cake and eat it too and eat some pie as well. best of both worlds.

Yeah, aside from the straights and gays that want you to pick a side, being bi would be the best.

And what's wrong with a little butt plug action? Seriously, you guys are missing out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:19:16 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 03:14:21 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 03:12:39 AM
So let me get this straight: you don't know whether you're gay or...straight, so you have sex both ways and choose which you prefer the most? I don't think most gay guys do that, but I wouldn't know

A lot of lesbians date and have sex with men in determining their orientation (my old high school girlfriend is one of those women), so I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of gay men do the same.

Determine their orientation? You're either born one way or the other correct? Unless you're bisexual..

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:23:12 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 03:19:16 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 03:12:39 AM
So let me get this straight: you don't know whether you're gay or...straight, so you have sex both ways and choose which you prefer the most? I don't think most gay guys do that, but I wouldn't know

A lot of lesbians date and have sex with men in determining their orientation (my old high school girlfriend is one of those women), so I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of gay men do the same.

Determine their orientation? You're either born one way or the other correct? Unless you're bisexual..

I think I should have said something about being confused about their sexual identity and trying conform into a role they don't fit in to.

As a straight male, I haven't been through these things, so I'm just going to not go into this discussion any further. I'd rather not end up with my foot any farther in my mouth than it may already be.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:24:44 AM »

maybe its not your mouth the foot is in

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:25:07 AM »

Quote from: demi on December 20, 2007, 03:24:44 AM

maybe its not your mouth the foot is in

Only with you, papa bear.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:19:54 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 02:59:15 AM

When I was six or seven, a five year old boy across the street wanted to give me a blow job. I'm not sure what I exactly said, but I turned him down. Looking back at the situation, I have a feeling that someone had gotten to him and molested him. That's not the kind of behavior five year olds engage in on their own.

That's my only brush with homosexuality.

When I was five of six, I did not know what a blow job was.

$:-\$

lordmaji · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:21:34 AM »

considering Wilco put this thread together. He is suggesting something about himself.

who's dick you slob on Wilco? or who's dick are you considering slobbing on?

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:22:10 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 03:01:57 AM

I'm a big fan of anal. A girl I dated before I met my wife introduced me to it.

We also have butt plugs, and they're not exclusively used on my wife, if you know what I'm saying.

Oh my God.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 03:19:16 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 20, 2007, 03:14:21 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 03:12:39 AM
So let me get this straight: you don't know whether you're gay or...straight, so you have sex both ways and choose which you prefer the most? I don't think most gay guys do that, but I wouldn't know

A lot of lesbians date and have sex with men in determining their orientation (my old high school girlfriend is one of those women), so I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of gay men do the same.

Determine their orientation? You're either born one way or the other correct? Unless you're bisexual..

I know a gay friend who didn't know he was gay until he was like 16 or 17, and dated women up until then.

jobber · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:25:13 AM »

no homo

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2007, 11:54:41 AM »

I'd suck a dick if I could, no homo.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:02:52 PM »

Sadly after meeting PD a good number of times I cant say he is gay.

He has no emotions at all and is uncomfortably shy. Not traits for a gay man! :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:15:27 PM »

i never have.

but if i got a little alcohol in me and i was with TVC or someone else I find attractive, I would definitely give it a shot.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:18:57 PM »

don't believe mupepe

one time i went to his house and we were hanging out in his room. I decided to lay down on his bed because it was comfy, and his hand started to reach for my pants zipper. I stopped him of course. I couldn't let him ruin my chastity.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2007, 12:19:41 PM »

Cheebs definitely sucked some dick. As for me? I don't suck and tell!

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:00:52 PM »

Everybody on GAF is gay.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:03:45 PM »

i just woke up from my homosexual experience. it was so good.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:04:47 PM »

So does this cement GAF as the gayest forum on the internet?

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 20, 2007, 01:04:47 PM

So does this cement GAF as the gayest forum on the internet?

it's not gayer than gaia online

Powerslave · « **Reply #29 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:07:49 PM »

Seriously, I have nothing against homos but almost everyone there turns out gay. wtf.

VALIS · « **Reply #30 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:20:38 PM »

Does this have to include the hand jobs I get from winos at the bus station? Because I just consider those stress relievers.

lordmaji · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2007, 01:52:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 20, 2007, 12:19:41 PM

Cheebs definitely sucked some dick. As for me? I don't suck and tell!

I knew it! It's Wilco's coming out thread!

I knew it was only a matter of time.

Powerslave · « **Reply #32 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:05:20 PM »

YOU ARE TOTALLY GAY IF YOU WOULDN'T HIT THIS

OMG LOOKADAT I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THIS WOMAN

abrader · « **Reply #33 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:12:58 PM »

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:14:48 PM »

I can see her photoshopped armpit hair. Fake, that's a man.

Powerslave · « **Reply #35 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:15:42 PM »

It doesn't matter if it's a man. If you wouldn't hit it, you're gay. Basta.

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:16:33 PM »

i wouldnt hit it even if it was a man. no bear, no care

Powerslave · « **Reply #37 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:23:00 PM »

...gaaaay

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:27:41 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on December 20, 2007, 01:00:52 PM

Everybody on GAF is gay.

I've learned way more about Top vs. Bottom than I ever wanted to thanks to that thread.

Powerslave · « **Reply #39 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:28:23 PM »

I would prefer bottom. Fuck that old cliche that top is better.

drew · « **Reply #40 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on December 20, 2007, 03:05:20 PM

YOU ARE TOTALLY GAY IF YOU WOULDN'T HIT THIS

Meh, glossy-lipped-plucked-eyebrow hiphop chick never does it for me.

This, on the other hand...

She's got that cute drunk older sister thing that makes me want to bury my face in her snatch.

(douche on right is not me)

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** December 20, 2007, 03:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on December 20, 2007, 03:28:23 PM

I would prefer bottom. Fuck that old cliche that top is better.

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