Author Topic: Too Human finally has animation worthy of Neogaf... or not (Read 9313 times)

FancyFeast · « **on:** December 21, 2007, 12:53:23 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=219232&page=1

Sporsk and AltogetherAssgasm seem to think the animation is still horrible. Luckily Sporsk gave the green light for that shitstain to troll the thread to his heart's content. Now all we need is Wollan's opinion on the matter.

The game is looking great now. Nice work Fatduck.

trh · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:11:53 AM »

why are you telling us and not them?

MCD · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:13:26 AM »

Not Wollan, you mean Kittonwy.

he is the resident Too Human/Dennis troll.

y2kev · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:14:11 AM »

who gives a sideways fuck about this turd anymore

MCD · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:15:22 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 01:14:11 AM

who gives a sideways fuck about this turd anymore

I dunno, if the game is really good i see no reason not to get it.

but now all we get is shitty small videos and blog stuff, seriously where is my demo?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:18:30 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 01:14:11 AM

who gives a sideways fuck about this turd anymore

Better yet, who cares what a couple of chuckleheads at GAF think about it based on one video? OMG, GAF is talking trash about some game that's not even out yet, we've got to alert the Internet!!

FancyFeast · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:18:54 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 01:14:11 AM

who gives a sideways fuck about this turd anymore

How about I lick you down?

y2kev · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:43:42 AM »

No, I'm definitely gonna give the demo a fair shot.

But all these previews, media "droplets", Dyack rearing his ugly head to pimp it...fuck this. I'll play it when it's in front of me.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:44:22 AM »

have my man babies kevin

y2kev · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:44:58 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 21, 2007, 01:44:22 AM

have my man babies kevin

our babies will love animu and dragon quest

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:48:34 AM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:51:34 AM »

Quote from: FancyFeast on December 21, 2007, 01:18:54 AM

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 01:14:11 AM
who gives a sideways fuck about this turd anymore

How about I lick you down?

(Image removed from quote.)

wtf this isnt gaf cats dont work here

MCD · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:52:36 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 01:43:42 AM

No, I'm definitely gonna give the demo a fair shot.

But all these previews, media "droplets", Dyack rearing his ugly head to pimp it...fuck this. I'll play it when it's in front of me.

well said.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:53:19 AM »

the cats are awesome shut up;etc

MCD · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:08:11 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 21, 2007, 02:07:08 AM

true story : I believe sporks is upgrading to the triple.

Guess he wants the 40 gig japan DMC4 bundle.

MCD · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:10:59 AM »

lol

even a shittier cause (no offense to my Professor Prole)

Kyle · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:17:51 AM »

the game looks a lot better than before

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:23:14 AM »

You cant counter troll in sporks threads, he is the king of arbitrary shitbans

Kyle · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:32:16 AM »

Quote from: Alexander Corvinus on December 21, 2007, 02:23:14 AM

You cant counter troll in sporks threads, he is the king of arbitrary shitbans

Ban will be lifted: Never.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:57:21 AM »

I wonder who he banned while wearing his giant furry one piece pajama costume

MCD · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:57:50 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** December 21, 2007, 03:00:15 AM »

Whenever he rants like he's better than people I just imagine him in that and its all so hilarious

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #22 on:** December 21, 2007, 03:02:24 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 01:43:42 AM

No, I'm definitely gonna give the demo a fair shot.

But all these previews, media "droplets", Dyack rearing his ugly head to pimp it...fuck this. I'll play it when it's in front of me.

.

And yes, AltogetherAndrews sucks.

Kyle · « **Reply #23 on:** December 21, 2007, 03:16:18 AM »

drohne · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2007, 04:56:07 AM »

well that video is kind of hilarious

dude sliding randomly across the room and beating on robots

MCD · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:00:33 AM »

Quote from: drohne on December 21, 2007, 04:56:07 AM

well that video is kind of hilarious

dude sliding randomly across the room and beating on robots

It's the same thing with every video or some horrible slide show video with cut scenes and gameplay stuff.

seriously, no demo, no buy.

drohne · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:02:29 AM »

Quote from: Groo on December 21, 2007, 04:43:33 AM

Has a single person ever said "All bow before Dyack, this game will be the game of eternity"

"All bow before Dyack, this will be the game of eternity." -- Denis Dyack, EGM, march 2006

well there you go

FancyFeast · « **Reply #27 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:07:42 AM »

I can't believe how much thread destruction the mods/admins partake in.

Check out Evilore playing up as a "PC purist" role in the Witcher on 360 thread.

Borys already claimed that schtick years ago. We get it Evil honey, you love playstation and pimped ridez....

MCD · « **Reply #28 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:22:37 AM »

Quote from: drohne on December 21, 2007, 05:02:29 AM

Quote from: Groo on December 21, 2007, 04:43:33 AM
Has a single person ever said "All bow before Dyack, this game will be the game of eternity"

"All bow before Dyack, this will be the game of eternity." -- Denis Dyack, EGM, march 2006

well there you go

He really did say that?

wow...

pancakesandsex · « **Reply #29 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:31:26 AM »

So i watched the video, and i didnt care about the game at all until now, hadnt kept up with the news or even seen any of it. Is it 360 exclusive? because the look of it tickles my diablo fancy.

MCD · « **Reply #30 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:34:49 AM »

Quote from: pancakesandsex on December 21, 2007, 05:31:26 AM

So i watched the video, and i didnt care about the game at all until now, hadnt kept up with the news or even seen any of it. Is it 360 exclusive? because the look of it tickles my diablo fancy.

Developed by Silicon Knights, Published/Financed by Microsoft.

so yeah, 360 exclusive.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** December 21, 2007, 05:53:52 AM »

it's a longshot (because of the controls) but it might get a PC port later on.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #32 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:17:24 AM »

I really don't understand GAF's obsession with Dyack. I know the guy has said some goofy things in the past (in particular that EGM podcast interview) but the absolute hatred he receives is just completely shitballs fucking crazy. I mean it's so over the top that I can't help but question the stability of some of those twats over there. I honestly don't care about SK but the vitriol Dyack seems to bring out in your average GAFer makes me believe that the man knows what he's doing.

I also gotta laugh whenever I think back to when I believe Evilore posted that the community over there should be kinder to developers so they'd be more willing to post over there. Evidently Dyack wasn't included in this sentiment.

MCD · « **Reply #33 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:24:12 AM »

Quote

I also gotta laugh whenever I think back to when I believe Evilore posted that the community over there should be kinder to developers so they'd be more willing to post over there. Evidently Dyack wasn't included in this sentiment.

Nor was Che.

they banned him in the Home thread, and a red status too.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #34 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:35:48 AM »

Quote from: McDragon on December 21, 2007, 09:24:12 AM

Quote
I also gotta laugh whenever I think back to when I believe Evilore posted that the community over there should be kinder to developers so they'd be more willing to post over there. Evidently Dyack wasn't included in this sentiment.

Nor was Che.

they banned him in the Home thread, and a red status too.

Really? I'm surprised the guy lasted as long as he did. You can't go around saying anything negative about Sony for too long over there before they crack out. They'll get you sooner or later no matter what.

MCD · « **Reply #35 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:38:48 AM »

Yeah, this is the thread if you are interested:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=219261

MCD · « **Reply #36 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:44:33 AM »

you just saw that?

evilol · « **Reply #37 on:** December 21, 2007, 10:16:25 AM »

che deserved the bans.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #38 on:** December 21, 2007, 10:23:37 AM »

Quote from: evilol on December 21, 2007, 10:16:25 AM

che deserved the bans.

Maybe so, but if the shit Che pulled deserved a ban there should be a ton of others as well. I mean look at Barnolde for instance. How the fuck that guy has carte blanche is beyond me....well looking at the way that place is run, I suppose I do understand why he's still around.

y2kev · « **Reply #39 on:** December 21, 2007, 12:49:30 PM »

I think Barnolde gets away with a lot of shit. He has been recently banned, but he gets a lot of leeway. Gary Whitta gets a lot too. I should use my ignore list more often.

The only person on my ignore list is Eteric Rice.

hyp · « **Reply #40 on:** December 21, 2007, 01:33:19 PM »

my ignore list on gaf is like 30 people long.

FancyFeast · « **Reply #41 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:03:45 PM »

The only 'Xbots' who are allowed to fight back are Che and BlimBlim.

One down...

The other side of the coin is, derailing a 360 game thread is not only allowed, it is ENCOURAGED.

FancyFeast · « **Reply #42 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:18:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9026608&postcount=203

Lol, check that shit out. What a piece of garbage. He got worked and he pulls out a ban threat...

Mupepe · « **Reply #43 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:46:21 PM »

another gaming thread centered around gaf. lock plz

Rman · « **Reply #44 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:52:14 PM »

Isn't there an outside link thread for stuff like this?

hyp · « **Reply #45 on:** December 21, 2007, 03:04:15 PM »

i don't see why the expectations are so fucking high w/ this game. it's a dungeon hack. a game like this does not need hollywood style animation.

calcifer · « **Reply #46 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:01:24 PM »

have eb always been bitter xfags obsessing about gaf?

Oblivion · « **Reply #47 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:02:48 PM »

So did Dyack win his little lawsuit against Epic?

bud · « **Reply #48 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:35:12 PM »

Quote from: drohne on December 21, 2007, 04:56:07 AM

well that video is kind of hilarious

dude sliding randomly across the room and beating on robots

basically. and it looks so empty.

y2kev · « **Reply #49 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:44:13 PM »

for ten years the world has changed too human

now too human is ready to change the world

A wise man once said this.

bud · « **Reply #50 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:47:47 PM »

y2kev · « **Reply #51 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:51:39 PM »

Since this is the neogaf thread of the day I just wanted to post this link:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9031292&postcount=211

bud · « **Reply #52 on:** December 21, 2007, 06:52:57 PM »

i just posted that in the outside link thread

demi · « **Reply #53 on:** December 21, 2007, 07:07:34 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 06:51:39 PM

Since this is the neogaf thread of the day I just wanted to post this link:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9031292&postcount=211

LOL, jesus

FancyFeast · « **Reply #54 on:** December 21, 2007, 08:00:02 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 21, 2007, 07:07:34 PM

Quote from: y2kev on December 21, 2007, 06:51:39 PM
Since this is the neogaf thread of the day I just wanted to post this link:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9031292&postcount=211

LOL, jesus

I can't help but feel somewhat responsible for that stellar post.

FancyFeast · « **Reply #55 on:** December 21, 2007, 08:27:25 PM »

I prefer these ears personally.

http://media.1up.com/media?id=1868224&type=lg

FancyFeast · « **Reply #56 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:11:14 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2007, 08:45:20 PM

I am super impressed that in Too Human you can attack enemies you can't see simply by hitting the analogue wherever you feel like it. Buttons and difficulty are so '99.

I'm super impressed to broke down the core gameplay faults after viewing one 15 second video clip.

Well back to the drawing board guys. :'(

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:14:04 PM »

Quote from: FancyFeast on December 21, 2007, 09:11:14 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2007, 08:45:20 PM
I am super impressed that in Too Human you can attack enemies you can't see simply by hitting the analogue wherever you feel like it. Buttons and difficulty are so '99.

I'm super impressed to broke down the core gameplay faults after viewing one 15 second video clip.

Well back to the drawing board guys. :'(

it's no kameo, rite

FancyFeast · « **Reply #58 on:** December 21, 2007, 09:25:47 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 21, 2007, 09:14:04 PM

Quote from: FancyFeast on December 21, 2007, 09:11:14 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2007, 08:45:20 PM
I am super impressed that in Too Human you can attack enemies you can't see simply by hitting the analogue wherever you feel like it. Buttons and difficulty are so '99.

I'm super impressed to broke down the core gameplay faults after viewing one 15 second video clip.

Well back to the drawing board guys. :'(

it's no kameo, rite

Your secret is safe with me.

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Author Topic: Too Human finally has animation worthy of Neogaf... or not (Read 9313 times)