I want to drunk drive to Jack in the Box

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I just got plastered while watching Barry Lyndon and I'm soooo hungry and I want to put 1000 fatty calories into my body but to do that I'd have to drunk drive 3 blocks, should I do it?!

Please circle one: Y/n

[Van Cruncheon]

N, just walk it

[demi]

Y, you only live once

[Mandark]

N

You are on the List of Posters Mandark Does Not Want Dead Or Incarcerated

[Howard Alan Treesong]

but the dining room is closed at this time of night and if I walk through the drive through they'll mistake me for a dirty poor himumu

[MrAngryFace]

N, better to be himumu than in the slammer

[Howard Alan Treesong]

maybe I'm sober enough to drive now. I bet I wouldn't hit anybody the cops would notice

[MrAngryFace]

You wont pass the breath test. Just dont eat or walk somewhere.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

not at this ungodly hour!

I could probably walk to this nearby cafe I've never been to, called Norm's

alternatively I could order in a whore off craigslist

[MrAngryFace]

whore or cafe!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

am I hungrier or hornier. hmm.

I like dcharlie's idea of prostitution x food service. I had a friend who liked to stay at love hotels in Japan by himself (because it was cheap) and he would always order up room service an extra spicy curry and rubber dildo, then answer the door by himself in nothing but a towel. oh, to be a foreigner in Japan, with the world your oyster to exploit and confuddle.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[xnikki118x]

I hope you didn't drive drunk. I know it's only 3 blocks, but it's still dangerous no matter what. :'(

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm still here
my drunk meter is decreasing
my hungry meter is increasing
my horny meter is randomly fluctuating

[xnikki118x]

You should call a cab! You'll be safe AND you'll get your food. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

IN CONCLUSION:

I went to nearby never-close cafe Norm's and got steak 'n' eggs ('n' hashbrowns 'n' pancakes)

nom nom nom

i regret nothing

[Howard Alan Treesong]

trying to decide between:

im Asian , 5'4 , 107. im married so cant give my # but you can email me and we can hook up. im only available weekday evenings. looking forward to hear from u

and:

I am asian, 5'5 with curves! really pretty, but with a husband who is quite conventional and quite frankly getting very boring. SO DISCRETION IS A MUST. I am craving some bad boy acton. CLEAN But BAD. I want you to make me your bitch and treat me like one. You must host and you must live in a decent neighborhood. I prefer the educated wild guys.

[Mupepe]

wow, that sounds delicious patel.  i love you

[demi]

wuss