Worst "i dunno what to get them" Gift - Lottery Tickets

[demi]

DONT

Who fucking does this? Why? If you are gonna waste money on me, get me a fucking GIFT CARD. Why the fuck would you spend $2 "hoping" that I suddenly win at LEAST $10 which you and I both know aint gonna happen. Just pony up a $20 at fucking Best Buy or WalMart and I'll buy some cheap booze and a condom to jack off in.

[Joe Molotov]

I always laugh when I see that commercials where Grandma gives them the lottery tickets for Christmas and they're like "Wow, screw these other gifts, lottery tickets!! Thanks Grandma! Best Christmas ever!" Yeah, just wait until you've scratched them off and you didn't win anything and see how much you like those lottery tickets now, ya dummies.

[MrAngryFace]

people who do lottery tickets are really going that extra mile in passive aggressive. I mean the idea of buying lottery tickets not for the chance to win money, but to watch someone lose, is a horrible ambition.

[demi]

Man, I didn't even get TWO tickets, they gave me one! It was one of those gay ones where you get 3 numbers, and if you match a number you get that prize. I didn't even win! Lick my balls, people I've never met! Lick - my - balls!

You are better off just buying me some damn pens (lol Miles) - at least I could use those!

[MrAngryFace]

They woulda been better off buying you pens then stabbing you through the hand with one o 'em!

[demi]

Then I could sue them! Merry Christmas!

[Yeti]

I had a weird uncle give me two lottery tickets when I was little and at some big family christmas out of state. I also got mega man on game boy and I already had it. And I was forced to give it to one of my cousins instead of letting me keep it to trade for a different game at EB or something. That Christmas sucked.