Author Topic: worst achievement ever? (Read 5247 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** December 26, 2007, 04:27:56 PM »

I mean that skate one where you have to have people vote on your video sucks but I was looking through the R6 Vegas ones and theres one 'use xboxlive vision to create a character with your likeness' WTF, it forces you to buy another peripheral AND create a disgusting character. Ive technically been sold a faulty product!

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:29:12 PM »

fucking wagon in blue dragon

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:30:03 PM »

Play 598352906237850965 online matches in Guitar Hero III

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:32:07 PM »

is that one tough? I didnt go hardcore when I was protecting the wagon, but Im assuming it isnt that hard, I mean you can whack RT and get an attack radius to get them rats quick?

Oh and beat Sonic 1 WITHOUT DYING, impossible

Sonic 2 would be doable, as there is absolutley no reason to lose a life in that game

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:32:49 PM »

Run your Xbox 360 as a Dedicated Server for 48 hours - TimeShift

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:39:19 PM »

Achieve #1 and #2 on the Leaderboard (two seperate achievements - worth ZERO points) - Kane & Lynch

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:45:00 PM »

Finish the game without continuing (because the achievement is STILL glitched) - SmashTV

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:45:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 26, 2007, 04:39:19 PM

Achieve #1 and #2 on the Leaderboard (two seperate achievements - worth ZERO points) - Kane & Lynch

fuck thats pretty lame

One Im having issues with now: Producer 35G - Scene It!, answer 60 questions right in one game without answering incorrectly, really fucking hard as you only get around 70 questions in one game, so you cant pass on many

me and my sister got like 57 the other day (she was counting) soooo fucken close, then the final movie clip was some 1950s thing I had no idea about.... I'll get it eventually

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:52:45 PM »

Kill 10,000 people in Ranked Matches - Gears of War

Kill 10,001 people in matches - The Club

...

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9 on:** December 26, 2007, 05:01:23 PM »

that Gears one would take fucken years, how are the online matches? I assumed they were horrible so I havent given them a go

The Sceneman · « **Reply #10 on:** December 26, 2007, 05:15:47 PM »

7 Day Survivor - Dead Rising

I havent played infinity mode yet so I dont know how tough it is, but I do know you have to play for 14 hours straight without being able to save for this achievment

I guess I can kiss any hopes of getting 1000 in Dead Rising goodbye

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** December 26, 2007, 05:18:15 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on December 26, 2007, 05:15:47 PM

I guess I can kiss any hopes of getting 1000 in Dead Rising goodbye

Don't be such a vagina.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #12 on:** December 26, 2007, 05:20:26 PM »

:'(

MCD · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 2007, 05:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on December 26, 2007, 05:15:47 PM

7 Day Survivor - Dead Rising

I havent played infinity mode yet so I dont know how tough it is, but I do know you have to play for 14 hours straight without being able to save for this achievment

I guess I can kiss any hopes of getting 1000 in Dead Rising goodbye

I did that, pretty easy once you follow a certain guide lines, the only problem was the disc read error, i was really scared of this, especially with my old 360 and the pathetic toshiba-samsung drive it had.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** December 26, 2007, 05:31:35 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on December 26, 2007, 04:32:07 PM

Sonic 2 would be doable, as there is absolutley no reason to lose a life in that game

says hi

Mondain · « **Reply #15 on:** December 26, 2007, 06:23:18 PM »

Any of them.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** December 26, 2007, 06:29:35 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on December 26, 2007, 06:23:18 PM

Any of them.

Crawl back in your hole please

trh · « **Reply #17 on:** December 26, 2007, 06:43:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 26, 2007, 04:39:19 PM

Achieve #1 and #2 on the Leaderboard (two seperate achievements - worth ZERO points) - Kane & Lynch

those are pretty cool though, just e-peen achievements, i don't mind that

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** December 26, 2007, 06:50:13 PM »

i've got plenty of e-peen in the form of my score, i dont need zero-point achievements for actually striving for something!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #19 on:** December 26, 2007, 07:23:06 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on December 26, 2007, 04:27:56 PM

I mean that skate one where you have to have people vote on your video sucks but I was looking through the R6 Vegas ones and theres one 'use xboxlive vision to create a character with your likeness' WTF, it forces you to buy another peripheral AND create a disgusting character. Ive technically been sold a faulty product!

That's an awesome feature actually. Sho Nuff spent several happy hours making characters for various Tokyo folks. It only really becomes awesome when you're playing with a couple of people you know in real life who all have characters with their likenesses. Obviously the developer is just trying to raise awareness of it by making an Achievement for it - i seriously doubt they get a cut of camera sales.

Wasn't GRAW first with the 'Top the online leaderboards' shit? I agree, that stuff is just demoralizing. Unless you luck out and get there on Day 1 (never going to happen for us in Japan), you're basically fucked on those.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #20 on:** December 26, 2007, 08:58:22 PM »

it would be so sweet to have an achievement related t-shirt, like it says 'Achievement unlocked - Awesome dude, will piss on your face - 100G' in the achievement pop-up format

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** December 27, 2007, 12:15:17 AM »

DOAX2's achievements. I think itagaki hates achievements (at least for that particular game).

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #22 on:** December 27, 2007, 09:02:10 PM »

Metal Slug 3.....

All Completed without Continue
Complete all the missions without continue.
25 points

Mission 1 Master
Complete Mission 1 without any miss.
10 points

Mission 2 Master
Complete Mission 2 without any miss.
15 points

Mission 3 Master
Complete Mission 3 without any miss.
20 points

Mission 4 Master
Complete Mission 4 without any miss.
20 points

Final Mission Master
Complete Final Mission without any miss.
40 points

Bullshit on all of those. If anyone can get the full 200pts on that game they deserve to be crowned king shit of awesome island. I just don't see how those are even remotely possible.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** December 27, 2007, 09:02:51 PM »

Holy fucking shit.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #24 on:** December 27, 2007, 09:20:01 PM »

:OOOOOOOOOOO

Jesus christ, no one is that good at Metal Slug

And no miss? Does that mean every shot must land?! Unpossible! Even more so considering how long the levels are in Metal Slug 3

The Sceneman · « **Reply #25 on:** December 27, 2007, 09:25:49 PM »

whats even worse is you know some poor fuck is going to try and get them all, before he turns 99

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** December 27, 2007, 10:10:34 PM »

Easy, you guys are crying too much. Those MS achievements are cheese.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** December 27, 2007, 10:22:06 PM »

What about those crappy Final Fantasy XI achievements? Basically you have to master everything possible...in an MMO...a game designed to be impossible to ever completely finish so you'll have to keep playing it.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #28 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:03:19 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 27, 2007, 10:10:34 PM

Easy, you guys are crying too much. Those MS achievements are cheese.

Whateva.

If you can do that demi then you have truly been touched by Jeebus all over your frontal dongle.

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:04:11 PM »

You do know a miss = losing a life, right? Fuckin SQUARE

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #30 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:05:49 PM »

So miss isn't a bullet miss? What the hell GAF. What the hell.

Still next to impossible for me to do.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:07:32 PM »

And who says you can't just select a level, like Alien Hominid? Who says you have to do it on a particular difficulty (if there are any)? Read those achievements man, it's engrish. Anything's open.

MCD · « **Reply #32 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:08:53 PM »

demi is da king baby.

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:11:29 PM »

Somebody gift me 800 points and I'll get 200 on Metal Slug. Cause I don't really want to buy it.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #34 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:22:16 PM »

lets all pitch in and buy demi metal slug

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:35:03 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2007, 10:22:06 PM

What about those crappy Final Fantasy XI achievements? Basically you have to master everything possible...in an MMO...a game designed to be impossible to ever completely finish so you'll have to keep playing it.

it was something like you get level 70 (highest level) with every class (12 classes). G4 said that there resident FF11 addict who played for like 100 full days could only get 2 characters up to that.

another stupid one is in Burnout Revenge where you have to get the most watched video in the world for 10 seconds.

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:35:42 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 27, 2007, 11:34:08 PM

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lets all pitch in and buy demi metal slug

fuck demi , the last achievement he got was "Become an Sfag ! minus 50,000 points"

no taking him back, he betrayed the family.

Someone get me the butter....

only minus 50,000? that still leaves me with more than you, ahuaha

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:40:23 PM »

:'(

MCD · « **Reply #38 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:44:19 PM »

Ya!

that will show you sfag!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #39 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:54:16 PM »

Now throw dirt on him!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 27, 2007, 11:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on December 27, 2007, 09:20:01 PM

:OOOOOOOOOOO

Jesus christ, no one is that good at Metal Slug

And no miss? Does that mean every shot must land?! Unpossible! Even more so considering how long the levels are in Metal Slug 3

You, my friend, never hung around the Neo-Geo.com forums. Some of those guys can do all that with one hand tied behind their back.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** December 28, 2007, 01:44:59 AM »

Wait, Metal Slug 3 is an XBLA title?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #42 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:37:21 AM »

It's not up yet, but yeah. I'd imagine it'll be coming sometime soon like in the next two month or so.

drohne · « **Reply #43 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:56:35 AM »

'no miss' is one of those engrish game terms, and it just means 'no lives lost'

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #44 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:15:31 PM »

Yeah, demi pointed that out. I thought they were talking about bullets...lol

But still, playing Metal Slug 3 without losing a life....just thinking about doing it boggles the mind. The only way I was able to finish that game was to go through it with unlimited continues.

drohne · « **Reply #45 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:22:48 PM »

i'm thinking it'll have a practice mode in which you can play stages individually, in which case the 'no miss' achievements will be pretty attainable for the first four stages. forget level five, though -- it's as long as the rest of the game combined, and twice as hard. ditto the one credit achievement.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #46 on:** December 28, 2007, 02:49:50 PM »

Well, looks like Metal Slug 3 will be up sooner than I expected. It's going up next Wed.

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The fourth title in the “Metal Slug” series joins the Xbox LIVE Arcade library as “Metal Slug 3” arrives this Wednesday, January 2 at 9:00 a.m. GMT (2:00 a.m. PST).

An update of the original arcade version, "Metal Slug 3" is a run-and-gun video game updated with HD graphics and now features co-op multiplayer over Xbox LIVE. “Metal Slug 3” provides gamers with various route selections within each stage enabling players to play over and over. Join Marco, Tarma, Eri and Fio, the four veterans in the “Metal Slug” series, as they hit the battlefield to stop General Morden from disturbing the order and peace that has begun to return to the world. Throughout the game, various vehicles called “Slugs” are made available to help players in battle and to complete the mission. The game features co-op gameplay for up to two players over Xbox LIVE. Developed by SNK Playmore, “Metal Slug 3” will be available worldwide for 800 Microsoft Points and is rated T for Teen by the ESRB.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** December 28, 2007, 04:03:00 PM »

omfg omfg omfg

bluemax · « **Reply #48 on:** December 28, 2007, 05:44:53 PM »

Blue Dragon Achievements FTL.

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Author Topic: worst achievement ever? (Read 5247 times)