Who else here would like to defect to Iran with me?

[drozmight]

All hail Agustus Ahmadinejad.


 

[brawndolicious]

why?

electronics cost at least 2X as much.

[drozmight]

I like belly dancers. THAT'S WHY!

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they have belly dancers there right?

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Actually, I only suggest this because the evil soviet empire no longer exists and we can't defect to it. The next best thing is the axis of evil.

[Flannel Boy]

There's always Cuba.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like belly dancers. THAT'S WHY!

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they have belly dancers there right?

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Actually, I only suggest this because the evil soviet empire no longer exists and we can't defect to it. The next best thing is the axis of evil.

Give Putin a few more years.

The glory days of the USSR will come once again!

[Joe Molotov]

Actually, I only suggest this because the evil soviet empire no longer exists and we can't defect to it. The next best thing is the axis of evil.

There's always North Korea. I hear it's pretty awesome.

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...if you like STARVING TO DEATH!

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[drozmight]

You see how happy Stalin made people! Why did you have to die Stalin? WHY?

[MrAngryFace]

Pretty sure Iran doesnt have the amazing Cheesy Gordita Crunch