Author Topic: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY (Read 5529 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** December 30, 2007, 11:32:20 PM »

what what in the butt

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:33:38 PM »

thats a nice waistline

MCD · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:35:11 PM »

Happy birthday

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM »

i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM »

hey grandpa pass me the werther's

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM

i also wear size 34 pants :'(

sounds like i might have to take a trip over yonder

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM

i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Me too. I guess I can get in your pants after all.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:37:39 PM »

Have you chosen a retirement home yet? I wouldn't leave it up to the wife or you'll get place in one of those abusive places. That wouldn't be good for you, feeble and delicate as a man your age must be.

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Happy Birthday dude.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:39:55 PM »

Soon, you'll start watching game shows on weekdays.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:41:30 PM »

Soon you'll be old enough to enjoy the wii with its intuitive control.

Powerslave · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:41:48 PM »

and then, the bingo evenings

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:03:16 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:08:01 AM »

I thought you were like 31 or 32 tops. I'm sorry to hear that :'(

Can't wait for MAF's first June 2008 thread: LOL PROLE IS WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS

Mandark · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:08:47 AM »

Hey, you're president-eligible this cycle!

I'll totally write you in if ~~Hillary~~ ~~Biden~~ Lieberman is the Democratic nominee.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:31:23 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2007, 12:08:01 AM

I thought you were like 31 or 32 tops. I'm sorry to hear that :'(

Can't wait for MAF's first June 2008 thread: LOL PROLE IS WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS

OMG

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:29:39 AM »

Happy Birthday!

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:38:58 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 30, 2007, 11:37:19 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Me too. I guess I can get in your pants after all.

You skinny motherfuckers!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:52:07 AM »

Quote from: T234 on December 31, 2007, 01:38:58 AM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 30, 2007, 11:37:19 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Me too. I guess I can get in your pants after all.
You skinny motherfuckers!

Not really. 34 is a good size for a waist.

Happy birthday, Drinky!

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:00:37 AM »

Compared with me that's pretty skinny

T234 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:11:51 AM »

38 here

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:19:32 AM »

i was a 32 in high school when i weighed 155 pounds!

Oblivion · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:21:59 AM »

Ouch. Sorry to hear that, dude. Seems it's only gonna get worse. First to go is the hearing, then the teeth, then the eyes, and next thing you know, you're eatin tapioca and taking sponge baths.

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Seriously, tho. Happy b-day.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:23:03 AM »

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I lent him my wiinis today, btw.

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ToxicAdam · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:27:48 AM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:31:28 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 31, 2007, 03:23:03 AM

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I lent him my wiinis today, btw.
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That was your present? Letting him borrow your system?

Speaking of which, I hear Amazon Japan has Wii Fit at 50% off.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:31:55 AM »

No! I gave him my copy of Kane and Lynch, too.

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:33:52 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:34:31 AM »

kane and lynch :'(

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:35:04 AM »

I bought him Scott Pilgrim 1-4

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:36:02 AM »

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:39:57 AM »

is it too late to give Prole gifts? i have a bunch of ~~shitty~~ above-average, full of variety Wii games to go along with his new toy. his daughter would love... disney princess

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:41:16 AM »

I bought Drinky a new mousepad:

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Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2007, 03:43:02 AM »

daaaaaammn.....nicca u old

The Sceneman · « **Reply #33 on:** December 31, 2007, 04:09:53 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2007, 03:27:48 AM

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lmfao

Powerslave · « **Reply #34 on:** December 31, 2007, 06:36:35 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2007, 03:41:16 AM

I bought Drinky a new mousepad:

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those would have so much stains on em if they were mine lulz

Eric P · « **Reply #35 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:12:45 AM »

happy birthday.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #36 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:47:57 AM »

It beats the alternative

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Usher in the New Year with Boss Ni**er!

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T234 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:32:18 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 31, 2007, 08:28:07 AM

the 30s rock.

All hail the prole hitting 34.

you are only as old as the woman you are thinking about feeling and all that...

Happy birthday man.

i am actually on the verge of throwing out a load of japafag shit (PCE, Megadrive, etc) so if you want some gifts , let me know because living in a shoe box means stuff takes up space

Anyways, once again
Rock over London
Rock on Chigaco
The Prof
The breakfast of champions

If he don't want this stuff, I do.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #38 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:49:11 PM »

happy birthday Prole!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #39 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:50:48 PM »

34? wow almost 40. Might as well move into the retirement community tomorrow.

bork · « **Reply #40 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:51:52 PM »

Happy Birthday, Professor! Here's to another 34 years (and more!) of internet ownage.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:53:26 PM »

Size 36 waist hurr

happy b day snookums

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 31, 2007, 12:53:26 PM

Size 36 waist hurr

happy b day snookums

I can get in your pants so easily.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:10:21 PM »

i will say that women seem to take a greater interest in the flabby, surly me of 33 then they did in the insecure, cut me of 23 $:-\$

tiesto · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:32:03 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2007, 03:41:16 AM

I bought Drinky a new mousepad:

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A coworker of mine has that same mousepad, kind of weird for someone to have it at a place of business, you know?

Happy birthday, Prole... enjoy the Wii!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:34:13 PM »

*points and laughs*

HAHA! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OLDER THAN ME!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:43:31 PM »

i was gonna play the wii last night but then i looked at the stack of "games", sighed, and watched season 1 of father ted instead

Eric P · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:50:52 PM »

i think father ted was the right choice

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:53:28 PM »

i think so too

MCD · « **Reply #49 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:01:51 PM »

Drinky has a wii

demi · « **Reply #50 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:06:33 PM »

he sleeps with young boys! young boys!

MCD · « **Reply #51 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:08:12 PM »

Shotas!

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:08:57 PM »

SHOUTA!?

MCD · « **Reply #53 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:10:21 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

demi · « **Reply #54 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:12:12 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #55 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:19:50 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on December 31, 2007, 02:10:21 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

well my mind is blown

Beezy · « **Reply #56 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:25:12 PM »

Top Shottas

Robo · « **Reply #57 on:** December 31, 2007, 02:34:16 PM »

I AM FUCKING 34 SHOTAS TODAY

Rman · « **Reply #58 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:34:47 PM »

Happy Birthday, Professor.

bork · « **Reply #59 on:** January 01, 2008, 11:25:14 AM »

Quote from: McDragon on December 31, 2007, 02:10:21 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

I'm more creeped out by whoever it is that wrote that long Wikipedia entry.

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Author Topic: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY (Read 5529 times)