Caple puts together one of the best The Year That Wasn't in Sports EVER!!!

[The Fake Shemp]

The best stuff...

Feb. 4: Peyton Manning establishes an NFL record by becoming the first player in Super Bowl history to appear more often in the commercials than in the actual game.

 

June 17: NBA commissioner David Stern suspends referee Tim Donaghy for his part in the San Antonio Spurs once again reaching and winning the NBA Finals instead of a more marketable team from a much larger broadcast market.

 

June 29: After weeks of anticipation, Portland fans are profoundly disappointed when the Trail Blazers use the No. 1 pick in the draft to select 46-year-old Sam Bowie.

 

Aug. 21: The Texas Rangers beat the Orioles 30-3 when new umpire Tim Donaghy bets the over.

 

Sept. 12: After the New York Jets report him for violating the league mandate against taping defensive signals, New England coach Bill Belichick says that he's put the entire episode behind him and is focused on the Patriots' next game when he will demonstrate the firepower of his fully armed and operational battle station on the planet of Endor.

 

Sept. 30: The Mets blow a seven-game lead in the NL East when they lose 21 of their final 22 games, all of them to the Colorado Rockies.

 

Oct. 29: Lance Armstrong begins dating Ashley Olsen, winning her over by saying that "you are so much hotter than your sister."

 

Nov. 1: Martina Hingis abruptly retires from tennis after she is caught trying to snort the lines.

 

[Oblivion]

what

[ferrarimanf355]

I need to see the whole thing...

[CajoleJuice]

wtf im gay