Me and my friend ordered pizza two and a half hours ago. About 15 minutes ago the pizza guy came, and he's like SORRY YOU HAVE TO CALL TO USE A CARD. I'm tell him "what? every other pizza place takes cards, maybe you're just distinguished mentally-challenged. I would count on it since it took you 2 fucking hours to bring my pizza. I'm not paying for this."
He says I don't get my pizza if I don't pay, and at this point I'm desperate because I'm hungry as shit. So we go to the gas station so I can go to the atm. As luck would have it, the thing is broken. I tell him and he says there's another gas station nearyby so I drive over. The guy isn't even there when I get there and doesn't show up. I go and get money from the ATM anyways. He still isn't there. So I'm like fuck it, this queef probably has some sense in him, so maybe he drove back to my friends house. He's not there.
Welp. Some teenage taco who looks llike Cheebs took off with my pizza after waiting for 2 goddamn hours. I'm trying to reach his store now, not only so I can get the cunt fired, but also so I can scream my ass off and get free pizza.
