dick clarks new years commentary thread

[demi]

miley ray cyrus is ugly, cant sing, and stupid

jonas brothers are through once their pass puberty, i can see the glue on the hair they pass as "stubble"

[Yeti]

The Jonas Brothers looked like they were auditioning for a Dickens play or something from what I saw.

[demi]

oh oh

dick clark making out with his wife and visibly seeing the drool - instant JO material

[Phoenix Dark]

Did he sound better this year? Last year it was painful hearing him try to speak  :'(

[demi]

he at least got all the numbers this time

[ToxicAdam]

Did he sound better this year? Last year it was painful hearing him try to speak  :'(

No it was still painful. I have the feeling that Dick insists he does it and no one on his production staff has the balls to tell him that he shouldn't.

[Yeti]

It's going to be sad if he dies during live tv doing one of these shows. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Did he sound better this year? Last year it was painful hearing him try to speak  :'(

No it was still painful. I have the feeling that Dick insists he does it and no one on his production staff has the balls to tell him that he shouldn't.

My parents grew up watching him do it ages ago, and they were pretty sad last year about his appearance; dunno if they watched it this year. At least he's still alive I guess

Too bad the next generation will grow up with Seacreast 

[Phoenix Dark]

Did he sound better this year? Last year it was painful hearing him try to speak  :'(

No it was still painful. I have the feeling that Dick insists he does it and no one on his production staff has the balls to tell him that he shouldn't.

My parents grew up watching him do it ages ago, and they were pretty sad last year about his appearance; dunno if they watched it this year. At least he's still alive I guess

Too bad the next generation will grow up with Seacrest 

[Yeti]

I know Seacrest is awful but why did you quote yourself?

[xnikki118x]

The Jonas Brothers should DIAF.

The chick in the white coat standing near them talking to Seacrest...was that Miley Cyrus? I thought it was but she looked older, and isn't Miley Cyrus like 14?

The guy from the Plain White T's? BIGGEST FUCKING NOSE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I LOLED SO HARD.

[Ecrofirt]

BIGGEST FUCKING NOSE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE I LOLED SO HARD.

No way, Adrian Brody has a bigger nose. You could land a plane on his.

Brody's isn't anywhere near as awkward as this guy's. The goddamn thing kept bumping into the mic while he was singing.