Author Topic: PD, Here's some advice for you.  (Read 5115 times)

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Mupepe

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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2008, 05:31:27 PM »
listen man, you're a virgin, it's fine to be awkward and have not a fuck clue what to do, who cares at this point, she's willing to let you slide that meatstick in her slit - just jab it in and go for the goal, worry about the boring parts of sex like oral later

Oral's boring?  If in a pinch and you just wanna get your nut off, I agree it's best just thrust, nut, and run - but if you've got time, burying your face is her box is awesome.  It not only assures that you're gonna get some real good head later on, but it also makes her really wet and horny for when you start tearing down her vag walls with your battering ram.
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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2008, 05:33:50 PM »

i said worry about it LATER, right NOW you'er just living the american dream with awkward virgin sex
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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2008, 05:53:58 PM »
Demi doesn't know what he's talking about.  Going for 15 minutes and NOT cumming on your first time is more impressive than cumming.
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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2008, 06:09:04 PM »
I would fuck the shit out of this chick.



Dude, what the hell did I just watch?

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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2008, 06:43:44 PM »
[youtube=425,350]wWSyCShhckY[/youtube]


I would fuck the shit out of this chick.
i just got home and was able to watch that.  WTF, DUDE!?

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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #65 on: January 02, 2008, 06:49:22 PM »
yeah WTF


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Yeti

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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2008, 08:09:57 PM »
oral isn't that boring.  let me show you, demi

i've seen plenty of porn to determine it is pretty boring

*click fast forward, see thrusting, press play*

the problem with eat-out scenes is that it doesnt look like they're enjoying it. They stick their tongue out like a kid would do when he sticks out his tongue at you, and start licking like idiots (lol not the kid).
They should munch that pussy out and and kiss it and stuff. Ya I got a pretty vivid fantasy about these stuff.

You seem to have given it a lot of thought.
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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #67 on: January 02, 2008, 08:23:16 PM »
I did.

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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #68 on: January 02, 2008, 08:30:50 PM »
[youtube=425,350]wWSyCShhckY[/youtube]


I would fuck the shit out of this chick.

...crazy is hot.
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Yeti

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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #69 on: January 02, 2008, 08:37:43 PM »
Her cheekbones are scary though.   :(
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Re: PD, Here's some advice for you.
« Reply #70 on: January 03, 2008, 09:07:47 AM »
Definitely not the sorta crazy I like.
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