Shoot Em Up is the greatest movie ever.

[ParticleReality]

Oh My Fucking Christ Shoot em up is the best movie Ive ever seen. Ever. In like the first 2 minutes this guy gets killed with a fucking Carrot. Then the part where he shoots the sign, oh man that was fucking cool. I can safely assume that this movie is a fucking epic ride.

Everything is great so far. It's almost like I'm watching a really awesome graphic novel happen in real life.

Let it be known that IGN is fucking stupid and Shoot Em Up is 100 million times better then 300 in every way possible.

[Gay Boy]

Shoot 'Em Up as a plotless pure action romp far outdid the boring 300, easily. It's not a great film at all but for that pure-guy movie insanity it vastly did it better.

[Eel O'Brian]

after 70975987234985723987130498108471094 bullets are fired

and 500 quippy one-liners are spoken

then it's

WAIT WAIT THOUGH, HOLD UP, STOP LAUGHING,  HERE'S A MESSAGE EVERYBODY, GUNS R BAD, 2ND AMENDMENT SUX, SO FEEL BAD ABOUT ALL THE COOL KILLIN UR SEEIN, K?

plus, monica bellucci gets naked for everything under the fucking sun, you can't even buy a goddamned children's book without a naked picture of monica bellucci somewhere in it, if you google image search "mo" it recognizes that you are searching for naked monica bellucci pictures and fills in the rest for you, that's how often she gets naked,  BUT GUESS WHAT SHE DOESN'T GET NAKED HERE BOYS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this movie

[Eel O'Brian]

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suck 'em up

[Van Cruncheon]

no monica bellucci naked = EPIC FAIL

now i wish to watch brotherhood of the wolf

[Eel O'Brian]

let's heal this rift between us, particle

i promise to treat your mother better

i'll even watch shoot em up with you and not make fun of you when you do that little mongoloid giggle and slap at your leg after every one-liner

and win you a def leppard mirror at the fair

[Eel O'Brian]

i just hated the message crammed into it, especially since it was so hypocritical in light of all the lol kills

i was having a blast up until the message part kicked in, then it was EYE ROLL 'EM UP

plus, sorely disappointed in the lack of bellucci boob in HD

300 has a message, and that message is LOOK AT US KILL EVERYTHING

[demi]

shoot em up, or crank?

[Eel O'Brian]

CRANK

it knows exactly what it is, straight up cartoon asskicking tex avery style

[Eel O'Brian]

MAN GUNZ KILL SO MANY PEOPLE AND RUIN LIVES FOREVER AND THE GUN INDUSTRY IS SUCH A CORRUPT BUMMER MAN BUT HEY WAIT WATCH ME BUST THIS GUY'S HEAD OPEN LIKE A MELON WITH LIKE 15 DIFFERENT GUNZ

can't have it both ways, either bring the crazy death lulz set to a heavy metal soundtrack and stfu preacher man, or make a movie about guns being horrible

[MrAngryFace]

Transporter movies am superior

[Eel O'Brian]

it would be the same watching a porno where the girl stops eating out another girl's butthole, looks at the camera and tells me objectifying women is wrong

instant boner kill

[Eel O'Brian]

i'm gonna watch the special features and see what their aim was

[Ichirou]

Shoot 'Em Up 7.3/10

[Mupepe]

no monica bellucci naked = EPIC FAIL

now i wish to watch brotherhood of the wolf

come over.  i own it <3

[Van Cruncheon]

so do i, but we must watch it in the original french

then we shall form our own pacte des loupes

[Ichirou]

Vincent Cassel uses Ivy's whip-sword thing from Soul Calibur in that movie.  Pretty cool.

Also, Monica Bellucci as secret agent/hot prostitute.

Brotherhood of the Wolf 9.43/10

[Van Cruncheon]

she seriously showed her bubs in that movie

also awesome gore, bad wanna-be jet li moves from a white guy, and

spoiler (click to show/hide)

an armor-plated demon lion

[close]

[Ichirou]

She shows off bush and boobs in Malena (you'll have to find the international version, US version cuts out all the nudity) and L'Ultimo Cappo D'Anno (The Last New Year's Eve).  I am Monica Bellucci nudity afficionado.

EDIT: My bad!

Malena 7.9/10
L'Ultimo Cappo D'Anno 6/10

[demi]

http://www.upcomingnudescenes.net/

n00dz

[Eel O'Brian]

I just watched the behind the scenes doc and there was no mention of message at all.  I'll listen to the commentary and do the PIP later, as I am tired of watching Shoot 'Em Up related material this evening.

[FatalT]

I just watched Shoot 'Em Up for the first time and I loved it. Awesome movie.

[FatalT]

The carrot holds all the powers.

Hahaha, yeah, I loved when he'd eat a carrot and then his vision would greatly improve. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

[Joe Molotov]

CRANK

it knows exactly what it is, straight up cartoon asskicking tex avery style

I heard they're thinking about making a sequel to Crank and just having Jason Statham scrape himself up off the pavement and keep right on going. 

[CajoleJuice]

CRANK

it knows exactly what it is, straight up cartoon asskicking tex avery style

I heard they're thinking about making a sequel to Crank and just having Jason Statham scrape himself up off the pavement and keep right on going. 

[Cormacaroni]

Shoot Em Up 

The best music videos for Breed, Ace of Spades and If You Want Blood that will ever be made. METAL!

i liked the director's little flip-book animated story boards too. You sort of laugh at some of those "throwaway" scenes but the guy spent YEARS walking around with them in his head. People are strange.