Do you waggle when others are not around?
Do you hide your waggling from others?
Do you waggle to relieve stress from the office?
Is your waggling interfering with your personal or professional life?
If so, you might be a waggle-aholic and require the most sophisticated medical treatment the scientific community has for people with your disease...
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End the shame - don't embarrass your loved ones,
Drinky Crow any longer.