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Ichirou

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Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« on: January 01, 2008, 09:25:17 PM »
1. PD called Blade Runner "pedestrian" and stabbed Evilboreans in the back by calling EB a shithole.  sp0rsk said "Werd."
2. Gay Boy went crazy with rating/ranking movies then (typically) tried to blame PD and the Butterbeast for bringing ratings/rankings into vogue in the first place.
3. Himuro became a muslim and spent all his money on marijuana and Taco Bell.
4. GilloD got married!!! CONGRATS!
5. Arvie is dropping out of high school, apparently.
6. Powerslave is planning on committing suicide.
7. 4 out of 5 negroes agree: Tyler Perry is amazing.
8. Movie taste went right to the shithole - on casual perusal, I have found threads praising I Am Legend and Flyboys.

Did I miss anything?  I even put it in list format so that Michigan EB'ers could follow everything easily.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 09:26:41 PM »
yes,

deeznutz had a failed internet affair with amanda after divorcing redwoodWAIT WRONG FORUM
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 09:27:54 PM »
Isn't Amanda actually a dude?

I didn't even mention the Manabyte thing since he doesn't even post here, but wow.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 09:29:03 PM »
We cried when you left, boo.  That also happened

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 09:29:24 PM »
The whole ParticleReality event with the DS for his sister and the boxed brother.


btw the suicide was planned for yesterday and I blew it off because I realized I had so much to live for :-*
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 09:29:37 PM »
I did not drop out of school, though I would like too. 

Turns out I look brilliant in a cravat and Acid hit on me, kinda, well the closest thing I've got to being hit on in a long time...she complimented me...thats all... :'(

Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 09:30:46 PM »
The DS thing happened before I left - did shuri managed to unmask ParticleReality as a vile con artiste?
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2008, 09:30:59 PM »
PD is a leper now.

Welcome back you.
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2008, 09:31:32 PM »
PD is a leper now.

That's what convinced me to post again.

Willco :bow
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2008, 09:31:37 PM »
i think pd calling blade runner and 2001 "pedestrian" was the big high-slash-low. cheebs' unrepentant adoration for "enchanted" was a second, followed by himumu x.

oh, and if you haven't checked the ron paul shitheap thread, do so -- foc got owned ninety ways to sunday, especially by patel.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2008, 09:31:37 PM »
Isn't Amanda actually a dude?

Unfortunately no.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2008, 09:31:56 PM »
The DS thing happened before I left - did shuri managed to unmask ParticleReality as a vile con artiste?

No it turned out legitimate, that's what I meant.

Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2008, 09:33:48 PM »
Is it mean that I think the whole "suicidal Manabyte" thing is sorta hilarious?  I probably would sympathize with him if he weren't a Toby Keith fan.
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2008, 09:34:37 PM »
Mind forwarding the Guro stuff to me?

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2008, 09:36:14 PM »
Is it mean that I think the whole "suicidal Manabyte" thing is sorta hilarious?  I probably would sympathize with him if he weren't a Toby Keith fan.

i don't think it's hilarious; in fact, i actually feel a bit sorry for him overall. however, he paints himself as an innocent victim, and i find that ever so suspicious

okay, i did laugh when he revealed that his ex-wife was a monster-sized jesus freak who hates mmorpgs.
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2008, 09:37:44 PM »
That's the part I find funny.  She made him throw away a bunch of games and stuff 'cuz they were satanic.  I sort of imagine them fighting over his DVDs of Fantasia ("Night on Bald Mountain is an affront to JAYYYSSSUS!!!") and The Black Cauldron.  Makes me chuckle.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2008, 09:38:48 PM »
Some of the circumstances surrounding his marriage are funny and like Prole just said, the fact that we're receiving very limited information on what/how he set his Jesus-loving wife (and her family) off, how this ties in with him losing his job and how he alienated his family is very suspicious.  To me, at least, it screams of a man that married the first chick that slept with him, despite him knowing about her crazy Jesus side.  He probably called his family stupid Jewz and he laughed with her, because he's pussy whipped.  I've known people who have worked with him at IGN and everyone says he's a victim of his own social distinguished mentally-challenged.

On the same note, like Doug, I pretty much pity him in this situation.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2008, 09:39:53 PM »
Also, cashing in your annual Disneyland pass one last time, while you're apparently homeless, penniless and without friends or family seems ridiculously stupid.  His priorities are all fucked up.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2008, 09:41:28 PM »
i'm a sonytard now and enjoy riling dcharlie up because he's so easy
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2008, 09:41:44 PM »
he married her knowing full well that she had a wacky fundie side -- how he expected this not to end in brutal tears is something even the crucified ghost of walt disney couldn't tell you.

i wonder, though; if she was a full-on super! fundie! like he indicated, it would mean that she didn't vag-shock his little white schtupper until AFTER the nuptials. or...

:o
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2008, 09:42:21 PM »
He may have married her just so he could have sex with her.  That's what my best friend did when he married his (now ex-) wife.
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2008, 09:43:29 PM »
Sex in the bunk bed, huh?  Can you describe your mom for me so I can sorta visualize that?
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2008, 09:44:05 PM »
Doesn't make it any less idiotic.  I even basically repeated a condensed version of what I said in his suicide thread and he didn't refute it.  Take that as you will.

But - hey! - my car is partially broken, I have no money, I have no home, I'm unemployed, I can't contact friends or family and have no assets in my name (despite the fact that I'm 30-years-old).  What should I do?

GO TO DISNEYLAND!!!
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2008, 09:44:42 PM »
btw, White Man was one of the people against ParticleReality, and as usual - he was wrong, while i was right

(a common thing at this point)
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demi

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2008, 09:45:28 PM »
oh and i would throw particlereality down a stairwell just to see him bounce
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2008, 09:47:10 PM »
Like Richard Widmark in Kiss of Death. :heartbeat
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Powerslave

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2008, 09:49:32 PM »
Quote from: ParticleReality

2) I have proof up the ass that I can have White Man, Mupepe and hell even Demi verify.

 :)

Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2008, 09:50:18 PM »
That's pretty hot.
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demi

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2008, 10:03:00 PM »
now describe your dad
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2008, 10:03:55 PM »
does your dad like to do her in the butt, saint corny style
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2008, 10:06:50 PM »
Pics?
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2008, 10:07:42 PM »
eat a veiny dick, flyboys rules
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2008, 10:08:40 PM »
Flyboys 5.7/10
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2008, 10:09:34 PM »
we decided number rating movies means you wear a glistening pube beard
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2008, 10:09:37 PM »
Pics?

second the dad pics, chop chop
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2008, 10:10:31 PM »
we decided number rating movies means you wear a glistening pube beard

That little outburst just cost Flyboys a score deduction.

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demi

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2008, 10:12:29 PM »
i'll give you $10 for some dad pics, preferably shirtless
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2008, 10:13:07 PM »
I bet your dad greases up his goatee and uses it as a clit-tickler.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2008, 10:13:29 PM »
Manabyte's ex-roommate posted in that thread, essentially saying "Manabyte is a serial fabricator and drama queen" in the super-nicest way possible.

Also, I'm not completely surprised that Mana would lock himself into such an awful situation.  A guy that age with so little experience* will be terrified of never getting laid again, and he'll have no perspective on what's normal or acceptable in a relationship.

Those two things can multiply the usual romantic cognitive dissonance by, oh... a billion.

All that said, the bastard better not commit suicide.

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2008, 10:14:11 PM »
beard, made of wet pubes
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2008, 10:15:11 PM »
beard, made of wet pubes

Y'mean ParticleReality's dad? Huahuahua
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2008, 10:15:19 PM »
All that said, the bastard better not commit suicide.

If he does, his blood will be on your hands!
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« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2008, 10:16:27 PM »
maybe manabyte should ease into counseling, you know, find a psychologist willing to dress up like daisy duck or tinkerbell

i feel bad for writing that, but jesus, enough with the fucking disney already
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Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2008, 10:18:04 PM »
Just read the thread, Manabyte sounds less suicidal now.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2008, 10:18:44 PM »
Mandark is a home wrecker.  Real reason for divorced revealed!
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2008, 10:19:27 PM »
did Manabyte post here

Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2008, 10:19:49 PM »
I think he made an account but only lurked.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2008, 10:20:26 PM »
All that said, the bastard better not commit suicide.

If he does, his blood will be on your hands!

I'd feel so horribly guilty.  Then I'd feel a twinge of pride at my power, then I'd feel all guilty about THAT.

Then I'd get mad at him for making me feel bad, and I'd feel... well, you get the idea.

Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2008, 10:22:17 PM »
TVC would be so envious.  You will have succeeded with Manabyte where he failed with G.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2008, 10:25:47 PM »
<3  Ichirou!  I missed you!  A lot!

Go back to the Eyes Wide Shut thread and pick up the discussion.  i typed a long ass response on the night you left.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2008, 10:27:08 PM »
Eyes Wide Shut 8.25/10

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2008, 10:41:57 PM »
we decided number rating movies means you wear a glistening pube beard

That little outburst just cost Flyboys a score deduction.

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that actually did happen.  oh and welcome back!  I still haven't been lepered yet but I'm one of the top* posters.

*based on time spent logged on.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2008, 10:52:47 PM »
this is so awesome

Ichirou

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2008, 10:53:16 PM »
this is so awesome


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TVC15

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2008, 10:54:51 PM »
I tried to get in contact with you while you were gone, Ichirou.  I wanted to stay in contact with you if you left.
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Ichirou

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« Reply #55 on: January 01, 2008, 10:58:42 PM »
:heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

I read your reply over in the Eyes Wide Shut thread.  I have to say, you have pretty much convinced me away from my previous interpretation, which went way more in the over-the-top Illuminati druidic-orgy-paganism direction.  Admittedly, it's been a few years since I saw the picture, but...I think the point that's most intriguing (which I didn't even consider) is the fact that the doormen saw Tom Cruise's face just before he enters the party.  I hadn't even thought about that, and it does change how everything in the mansion plays out afterwards.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2008, 11:00:41 PM »

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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #57 on: January 01, 2008, 11:03:09 PM »
Don't know if you missed these lulz...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=203807
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #58 on: January 01, 2008, 11:04:45 PM »
this is so awesome


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Your new gimmick: 8.8/10

Not my gimmick, just doing my best to keep up with stellar posters such as Gay Boy and Phoenix Dark.
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Re: Fill me in on what happened since I left.
« Reply #59 on: January 01, 2008, 11:07:12 PM »
I still dunno why everybody thinks it's so hard to find out shit about various forum people.


Not that I've ever stalked anybody before!
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