Author Topic: NFL Playoff Thread - How many commercials will Peyton be in this time? (Read 15055 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** January 02, 2008, 01:08:02 PM »

Playoffs - Wild-Card Weekend

SAT, JAN 5
Washington at Seattle    4:30 PM
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh    8:00 PM

SUN, JAN 6
NY Giants at Tampa Bay    1:00 PM
Tennessee at San Diego    4:30 PM

... I think all the visitors except Tennessee will win this weekend's games. Especially your Washington Redskins. Number twenty-one! Never forget!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:14:27 PM »

SAT, JAN 5
Washington at Seattle
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh

SUN, JAN 6
NY Giants at Tampa Bay
Tennessee at San Diego

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:30:29 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 02, 2008, 02:14:27 PM

SAT, JAN 5
Washington at Seattle
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh

SUN, JAN 6
NY Giants at Tampa Bay
Tennessee at San Diego

what

Stocky · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:38:47 PM »

Seattle
Jacksonville
New York
San Diego

No real upsets, here. This round will be straightforward.

The only problem here is, New York gets a 3rd shot at Dallas if this is true. The fight they put up against the Pats, I expect a HUGE upset there.

Green Bay stomps Seattle to make it to the championship game.

If Jacksonville wins, their test will be against NE, and they won't win it. It'll be a damn good game, but they'll pull the ol "I FORGOT MY FUCKING PLAYBOOK" in the 3rd quarter like everyone else did against the Pats. San Diego will get creamed by Indy this time around. I expect Bob Sanders to have LT on his Fav 5 to save on minutes.

Going with these predictions, we have the championship games

Green Bay vs. New York
Tough for me to call as a Packer fan and you fucks not call me on bias, but I think the Packers can take them. Arguably the best cornerback duo* (Packers) in the NFL, and no Shockey means this team is going to get outmatched by the Packer's D.

Indianapolis vs. New England
Game of the fucking year. The REAL Super Bowl. Harrison is back, and Indy is ready to play upset. My underdog pick of the fucking decade on this. Indy by 4.

Super Bowl

Green Bay vs. Indianapolis

Green Bay wins. Fuck you all. GO FAVRE

*Deion Sanders agrees with me. Best cornerback of all time calls it as it is. That means whatever you white meaningless feggits have to say about it, you'll be wrong. Fuck you and your teams. GO PACKERS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:41:58 PM »

SAT, JAN 5
Washington at Seattle 4:30 PM - It would make an awesome movie!
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh 8:00 PM - Don't bet against Ben

SUN, JAN 6
NY Giants at Tampa Bay 1:00 PM - Uhhh is Garcia playing?
Tennessee at San Diego 4:30 PM - Maybe next year Vince

Stocky · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:48:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2008, 02:41:58 PM

SAT, JAN 5
Washington at Seattle 4:30 PM - It would make an awesome movie!
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh 8:00 PM - Don't bet against Ben

SUN, JAN 6
NY Giants at Tampa Bay 1:00 PM - Uhhh is Garcia playing?
Tennessee at San Diego 4:30 PM - Maybe never Vince. They'll forget your name when Tebow comes in the league, you fucking overrated fraud piece of shit

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:49:02 PM »

Washington will win, because the ghost of Sean Taylor is haunting their opponents. It's like Angels in the Outfield, but with football. And black people.

Stocky · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 02, 2008, 02:49:02 PM

Washington will win, because the ghost of Sean Taylor is haunting their opponents. It's like Angels in the Outfield, but with football. And black people.

And it's not real. Washington will bomb. Collins chokes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:51:58 PM »

They haven't so far against better opponents! Oh snap! I think you're worried.

You're worried that the Packers might have to face the Redskins. That would worry me too.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:52:39 PM »

I'm from Pittsburgh, but I see no possible way they win on Saturday. They have been playing like shit for the last, um, month and a half.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:53:23 PM »

Steelers are too banged up. 'tis shame, because like the Jaguars, they've got the nastiness to give New England a run for their money.

Stocky · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:56:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 02, 2008, 02:51:58 PM

They haven't so far against better opponents! Oh snap! I think you're worried.

You're worried that the Packers might have to face the Redskins. That would worry me too.

Because I was so worried when the Packers thrashed em earlier in the season.

I recommend you forget about this whole Sean Taylor storyline you've got going in your head before your world comes crashing down.

Stocky · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:57:28 PM »

If the Redskins win, I'll leave this place forever. Ban me or whatever. I'll be gone for good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2008, 02:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 02, 2008, 02:53:23 PM

Steelers are too banged up. 'tis shame, because like the Jaguars, they've got the nastiness to give New England a run for their money.

Yup. I don't know–If Ben plays well considering the shit that's wrong with the offense, they probably could win the game. But no Parker? Ward banged up? Polamalu banged up?

They're fucked.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2008, 03:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on January 02, 2008, 02:56:23 PM

I recommend you forget about this whole Sean Taylor storyline you've got going in your head before your world comes crashing down.

Redskins fans are happy they made the playoffs. The fact that they were 5-7 at his funeral and managed to get to the playoffs with an ancient QB, makeshift offensive line, a wideout that remembers the first time Joe Gibbs coached and a white safety is a miracle. We're all just happy they made it.

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous

If the Redskins win, I'll leave this place forever. Ban me or whatever. I'll be gone for good.

I won't ban you - I want you to stick around so I can make you eat crow all offseason.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2008, 03:07:48 PM »

Redskins are playing with a lot of energy and poise. Seattle is definitely a good team but I just don't see them winning.

Pitt could give NE problems if they were healthy and playing well.

With regard to Favre...I would love to see the Packers get to the Superbowl. And another thing: NE isn't walking to the Superbowl. Indy is back, and oh man that's gonna be a good game.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2008, 03:11:46 PM »

I just hope it's not like last year, where the Super Bowl was boring in contrast to the Colts/Patriots AFC game. And I don't see the Colts beating the Patriots. The Colts barely beat them last year and that's because Tom Brady was throwing to wideouts that are slot receivers or fourth-stringers at best (having Reche on the 'Skins, who notoriously dropped several easy passes scares me). So the Patriots went out and got stronger. The Colts? Not so much. The Patriots play their best ball in winter and I don't think any team will slow them down.

Stocky · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2008, 03:21:18 PM »

Willco's forgetting that Indy almost beat em with 1 decent wideout this year.

Stocky · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2008, 03:21:45 PM »

I definitely would not go to Willco for any football tips.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2008, 03:29:33 PM »

You're insane, dude.

First, what happens in the regular season has no impact on the post season. Thinking otherwise is stupid.

Second, the Colts lined up Reggie Wayne, who is arguably one of the best receivers in the game. You could've combined every receiver on the Patriots roster from last year into one, single wideout and that person would still be less talented than Wayne. Not to mention that Dallas Clark is a damn good TE and a much better option for Manning than Watson is for Brady.

But - hey! - you think the Packers are going to the Super Bowl, so that's funny.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:18:42 PM »

Well that IS a good point. If the Colts could barely beat the Pats last year in the playoffs when Brady was throwing to highschool wideouts, they'll really have trouble against Boss Moss

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:25:11 PM »

If Stallworth is healthy, he'll be a deep threat too. Wes Welker is one of the better slot receivers in the game too. Patriots are loaded. The only thing hurting them is a consistent running game. Maroney is not the same and I don't even know who is backing him up (Kevin Faulk?). Shutdown coverage would force them to dink and dunk and run - and they're not setup for that very well right now.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:28:41 PM »

SAT, JAN 5
Washington at Seattle 4:30 PM
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh 8:00 PM

SUN, JAN 6
NY Giants at Tampa Bay 1:00 PM
Tennessee at San Diego 4:30 PM

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:29:18 PM »

I see you do not believe in ANGELS, distantmantra.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:31:17 PM »

I'd guess Stallworth will have a break out game before the end of the post season. Moss demands so much coverage. I didn't know Stallworth wasn't healthy though

Don't the Pats have the 7th pick in the draft?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 02, 2008, 04:29:18 PM

I see you do not believe in ANGELS, distantmantra.

Hehe.

I'm from Seattle, I'm going to the game on Saturday. I have to cheer for my team. Plus, I think we'll win.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:47:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2008, 04:31:17 PM

I didn't know Stallworth wasn't healthy though

Yeah, he's back. Let's just see if he's back in form.

Quote

Don't the Pats have the 7th pick in the draft?

Yep! 49ers really tanked this year. Brady is only 30-years-old, and they have a good mix of old and young talent on there. They've got another two seasons, three tops, to remain a superpower, but they'll be a perennial playoff contender for as long as Brady is there.

Stocky · « **Reply #27 on:** January 02, 2008, 04:56:34 PM »

Willco flags the Redskins as a team with "hope". rofl

Keep dreaming. I'll even put money on this. Seattle winning is a lock.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:11:53 PM »

Brady could get 3 more rings. The team is stacked and in good position to replace the old guard (Bruschi, Seau, etc) when necessary. Hell they could trade the #7 pick and get more first round picks

Lions fired Martz today (officially). Oh well, he was essentially the scape goat. It's annoying listening to sports radio today - the consensus seems to be that Martz is overrated and a main reason for the team's failure. It's hard to implement any system when you've got a backup QB starting and a bunch of WRs who either can't catch or can't stay healthy. I'm happy with 7 wins. But next year will probably be a step back

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 02, 2008, 05:30:09 PM »

The Steelers are my contrarian pick. I am tired of the media riding the Jags and even going so far as saying they can beat the Patriots. The Jags will probably run like crazy and Garrard will not make any mistakes. That should be enough but I feel Roethlisberger can win the game for the Steelers. If the Jags are behind in the game I have no confidence in Garrard to mount a comeback. However if Pittsburgh is behind I am confident that Big Ben can bring them back.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** January 05, 2008, 06:38:53 PM »

Great pass protection Washington!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** January 05, 2008, 10:59:21 PM »

Poor Ben.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** January 06, 2008, 12:22:09 AM »

jesus christ this game

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #33 on:** January 06, 2008, 12:51:18 AM »

welp that's it–I don't think we'll have a more exciting game than the Jags/Steeler game for the rest of the season.

Fucking roflsberger. That's, like, Romo type mistakes right there. I'm surprised he didn't pull a:

Oh well. Next year shall be the Steelers' nextSuper Bowl victory! This was just a learning year for Sexual Chocolate Tomlin.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:12:47 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:26:03 AM »

Redskins got pummeled. I expected MAGIC willlco

Big Ben

I'm glad I wasn't betting money with my picks. jeez

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:27:08 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:28:00 AM »

Jesus PD, you chose Pitts and the Skins

Fuck, and you chose the Giants...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** January 06, 2008, 02:00:30 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** January 06, 2008, 03:15:49 AM »

Giants are gonna lose. I would've said this before PD picked them, too.

thekavorka · « **Reply #40 on:** January 06, 2008, 05:26:03 AM »

giants better be prepared to get their assholes stuffed by jeff garcia's monster cock

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** January 06, 2008, 10:50:14 AM »

Quote from: thekavorka on January 06, 2008, 05:26:03 AM

giants better be prepared to get their assholes stuffed by jeff garcia's monster cock

From what I heard, he's pretty familiar with the process.

Stocky · « **Reply #42 on:** January 06, 2008, 11:10:12 AM »

Hey Willco, just so you know

When I say a pick of mine is a lock,

IT'S A FUCKIN LOCK

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #43 on:** January 06, 2008, 03:23:47 PM »

Where were your angels at yesterday?

Taste the sad, Will, taste the sad.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** January 06, 2008, 03:26:43 PM »

:'( :'( :'(

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Admit that you were sweating it about a third of the way into the 4th quarter!

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #45 on:** January 06, 2008, 03:30:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 06, 2008, 03:26:43 PM

:'( :'( :'(

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Actually, I wasn't at all. I was confident throughout the entire game we'd win. A friend of mine, however, was whining and declaring our defeat after Washington scored 14 points in 2 1/2 minutes. We made him stand outside until he regained his sanity.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #46 on:** January 06, 2008, 03:31:37 PM »

GIANTS MOFUCKERS, GIANTS

ELI IS GONNA FUCK UP, SECOND HALF BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO BELIEVE

Stocky · « **Reply #47 on:** January 06, 2008, 04:25:30 PM »

It's not like the Seahawks winning means anything though. Favre's gonna fuck em up.

1 Favre > Seahawks

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #48 on:** January 06, 2008, 04:30:09 PM »

Welp, I was wrong.

Damn it.

I thought that delay of game on the 4 yard line was going to be a bad omen.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #49 on:** January 06, 2008, 05:21:55 PM »

I am now hoping for either a:

Colts/Packers Super Bowl

or

Jags/Packers Super Bowl

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #50 on:** January 06, 2008, 05:28:58 PM »

lol sports

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** January 06, 2008, 06:01:40 PM »

Jags vs. Packers?

and

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #52 on:** January 06, 2008, 08:22:09 PM »

Vince Young just wins*

*except when he loses

Looks like I'm going to go three for four. Would have been perfect if it wasn't the Steelers, but that's what happens when you make a brainless contrarian pick.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #53 on:** January 06, 2008, 08:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 06, 2008, 08:22:09 PM

that's what happens when you make a brainless contrarian pick.

Yea $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #54 on:** January 06, 2008, 08:48:45 PM »

Hey what do you know, I was 4/4. Woot.

thekavorka · « **Reply #55 on:** January 06, 2008, 08:51:01 PM »

looks like garcia just couldn't get it up today. these things do happen when you get older.

anyway, the cowboys-giants game next week should be really tough.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #56 on:** January 06, 2008, 09:06:48 PM »

Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on January 06, 2008, 04:25:30 PM

It's not like the Seahawks winning means anything though. Favre's gonna fuck em up.

1 Favre > Seahawks

It's gonna be a tough fight, but I'll stand behind my Hawks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** January 06, 2008, 10:39:38 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 06, 2008, 08:48:45 PM

Hey what do you know, I was 4/4. Woot.

The Curse of Willco will doom us all in the end :'(

oh well, at least my NBA fantasy team is doing hella good

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** January 07, 2008, 10:39:37 PM »

Straight up, I pick all the favorites.

Against the spread:

Green Bay    -8    Seattle
New England    -13    Jacksonville
Indianapolis    -8.5    San Diego
Dallas    -7.5    NY Giants

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** January 07, 2008, 10:44:24 PM »

Seattle AT Green Bay
Jacksonville AT New England
San Diego AT Indianapolis
NY Giants AT Dallas

News:

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