
Paul Schrader + Malcolm McDowell + incest = HAWT DOG!

Cronenberg + Naked Viggo + Naomi Hotts = EASTER BONERSES!

Cylon cheeseburgers + Gaff from Blade Runner naked = PORNOSTAR MORMTACTICA

I saw the cover and thought it was a Hellraiser novelization.

I saw the cover and thought it was gay vampire porn (I want to blog reading these)

I saw the cover and thought this was Sonic the Hedgehog gay fanfic
