Author Topic: Clean a mattress? (Read 4413 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** October 23, 2006, 11:04:04 PM »

What's the best way to clean a mattress?

of errr.liquid material?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:06:49 PM »

deleted by user

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:08:45 PM »

I think clorox works.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:09:35 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 23, 2006, 11:04:04 PM

What's the best way to clean a mattress?

of errr.liquid material?

You still wet the bed?

You're going to have to clean it very throughly or the smell will just come back. Don't use bleach though; instead use some kind of dishwashing soap or something similar. Try not to soak the bed in water while you're cleaning it. Afterwards dry it off and let it sit. Maybe put some fans around it. When it's dry, sprinkle some baby powder on top, and then put a sheet on it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:12:04 PM »

She squirts PD thats why she has to clean up the matress.

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:14:48 PM »

luminol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:15:50 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 23, 2006, 11:12:04 PM

She squirts PD thats why she has to clean up the matress.

But isn't that just water or something? It's not cum and it's not urine, and it's certainly not blood. So it must be water

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:17:51 PM »

not all water is 100% transparent.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:19:07 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 23, 2006, 11:17:51 PM

not all water is 100% transparent.

Sort of like air in Los Angeles?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:25:42 PM »

Ever taken a phantom dookie? Just cause you cant see it doesnt mean it isnt there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:27:07 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 23, 2006, 11:25:42 PM

Ever taken a phantom dookie? Just cause you cant see it doesnt mean it isnt there.

Sort of like God? Well I believe you then

whiteACID · « **Reply #11 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:39:24 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:42:42 PM »

deleted by user

etiolate · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:43:12 PM »

Jesus christ honey, you're a gusher!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:44:21 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 23, 2006, 11:39:24 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

WTF DID YOU DO

etiolate · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:44:21 PM

Quote from: blackACID on October 23, 2006, 11:39:24 PM
(Image removed from quote.)
WTF DID YOU DO

I'm guessing a donkey show.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:49:59 PM »

I don't know whether to pop a massive boner or spit up

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:51:03 PM »

Flip it over.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:51:40 PM »

Quote from: Viz on October 23, 2006, 11:51:03 PM

Flip it over.

It'll smell.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:52:13 PM »

well it looks like i was right

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:55:15 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 23, 2006, 11:51:40 PM

Quote from: Viz on October 23, 2006, 11:51:03 PM
Flip it over.
It'll smell.

Depends on what it is. But yeah I was joking.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:56:48 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 23, 2006, 11:52:13 PM

well it looks like i was right

It does look like a phantom.

You need lots of clorox miss.

Quote from: Viz on October 23, 2006, 11:55:15 PM

Depends on what it is. But yeah I was joking.

I don't know, it might smell good.

whiteACID · « **Reply #22 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:57:49 PM »

This fucker knocked my coffee off of my nightstand.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** October 23, 2006, 11:59:55 PM »

EDIT: WE'VE BEEN DUPED

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM »

I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

Vizzys · « **Reply #25 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:14:59 AM »

Wrong zombz, wrong.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:02:22 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM

I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

You were near a girl that squirts dark liquids? We're talking out of her vagina, right?

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 08:02:22 PM

Quote from: ZomBz on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM
I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

You were near a girl that squirts dark liquids? We're talking out of her vagina, right?

She was obviously on the rag.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:13:08 PM »

Yo I don't donate that much BLOOD every eight weeks. No... no.

Some girl did that AFTER I STUCK A CHAINSAW IN HER CUNT, is what probably happened.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:26:03 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM

I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:40:56 PM »

What happened on that mattress is the result of a man not jizzing in 18 years

What have you done PhoenixDark!

Polari · « **Reply #31 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:44:28 PM »

This is actually a pretty good idea, seeing as you'll have a sheet covering the stain and it means you'll be able to wake up every morning to the smell of coffee.

ZomBz is like that one kid who tells everyone his dad is an astronaut and then you find out he's actually in prison rather than space.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #32 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:45:09 PM »

Quote from: Polari on October 24, 2006, 08:44:28 PM

ZomBz is like that one kid who tells everyone his dad is an astronaut and then you find out he's actually in prison rather than space.

Because its true.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:53:26 PM »

Even I, of all people, am deeply disturbed by this revelation

Quote from: Polari on October 24, 2006, 08:44:28 PM

ZomBz is like that one kid who tells everyone his dad is an astronaut and then you find out he's actually in prison rather than space.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:54:17 PM »

I hate Polari but that thit was pretty fuckin' funny

News:

Author Topic: Clean a mattress? (Read 4413 times)