Author Topic: I will now be facebook friends with you subhumans, but only if... (Read 3343 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** January 03, 2008, 03:50:55 PM »

you will lose at scrabulous to me. Don't worry, if you play you will lose. I am a superior human in every sense of the word when it comes to scrabble.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2008, 03:53:14 PM »

Is there free online scrabble? I don't even have facebook, but I'll play with you. You'll destroy me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2008, 03:55:37 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2008, 03:53:14 PM

Is there free online scrabble? I don't even have facebook, but I'll play with you. You'll destroy me.

There's an application called scrabulous on facebook that is basically online scrabble, and it's cool because you can take forever in between turns. So it really helps all of you ignorant bastards out, because you can look up potential ways to play your letters and still lose horribly to me.

If I could play scrabulous without having a facebook profile, I would delete that shit like there's no tomorrow. I should delete my myspace profile for simply not having scrabulous available to play.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2008, 03:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2008, 03:56:55 PM

I can get my ex-girlfriend to humiliate you if that works.

At scrabble? Sir, I have only twice lost. Both times were to abhorrent child prodigies at scrabble club meetings.

Scrabble = serious business.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2008, 03:59:57 PM »

Oh goddamn it, Raoul. Why'd you have to alert me to this fact? I might have to make a facebook profile for the 3rd or 4th time.

And then delete it in a few months.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:00:56 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2008, 03:59:57 PM

Oh goddamn it, Raoul. Why'd you have to alert me to this fact? I might have to make a facebook profile for the 3rd or 4th time.

And then delete it in a few months.

Sir, this sounds like a sound strategy. Come get your whipping.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:02:54 PM »

Since you don't even need to be a real person anymore, it's time for me to make a fake profile just to take advantage of this scrabulous game.

Holy shit, Genghis.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:07:07 PM »

lol that was way too easy

My name is Cajole Juice

shit! I wish I said it was The Juice. DAMN IT

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:08:27 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2008, 04:02:42 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 03, 2008, 03:59:30 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2008, 03:56:55 PM
I can get my ex-girlfriend to humiliate you if that works.

At scrabble? Sir, I have only twice lost. Both times were to abhorrent child prodigies at scrabble club meetings.

Scrabble = serious business.
She is a Scrabble prodigy and one of the best players in the country. :'( She beat me 78 times in a row. With one tie.

Well holy fuck. At least she's closer to my own age, it's better than losing to androgynous asian preteens I suppose.

I have never lost to my friends, but then again I never bothered trying to compete at anything more than local scrabble clubs. Your ex would likely pwn me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:09:07 PM »

Raoul, I'm ready for my beating. I tried to make my name "Mediocre Scrabble Player" but they wouldn't accept it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:55:29 PM »

There is some double penetration going on right now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:16:49 PM »

is there a non-facebook free scrabble, raoul? because i will rape your mouth and anoos at it.

my mother-in-law thought she was a scrabble miss thang, and i bent her over the hobbyhorse and made her call me BIG SCRABBLE DADDY D

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:18:51 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 03, 2008, 05:16:49 PM

is there a non-facebook free scrabble, raoul? because i will rape your mouth and anoos at it.

actually, i just looked it up and scrabulous has it's own site, lolz. google scrabulous and sign up, but i'm about to start walking dogs and then cook dinner so i'll be out of commission until later tonight, and i probably want to troll ron paul supporters so... ah who am i shitting, just sign up and i will then i'll destroy you, lulz.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:22:16 PM »

I have trained many a night, testing my verbosity against the hardest of Nigerians. No one here is worthy

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:23:06 PM »

signed up with my home email; i'll finish when i get off work!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2008, 05:22:16 PM

I have trained many a night, testing my verbosity against the hardest of Nigerians. No one here is worthy

ooga and booga are only 5 and 8 points, respectively

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:25:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2008, 05:22:16 PM

I have trained many a night, testing my verbosity against the hardest of Nigerians. No one here is worthy

I'm playing 'juice in two games right now and lead one 180something to 80something and another 251 to 80something. I will verbally curb stomp you and rape your headless corpse, Maurice.

Cool, I'll sign up and then pm my site info, prole.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:25:56 PM »

oh what the fuck why'd i sign up for facebook

and embarrass myself by playing Raoul

I want to watch Raoul and Prole play, though

WHY ISN'T ZUB A WORD GODDAMN IT

Looks like this will be my shortest stint on facebook so far.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:27:15 PM »

Yeah, sorry for making you sign up for facebook, duder. Just delete it after our games and we'll play off the scrabulous site from now on.

I *did* say I would destroy you, though.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:28:30 PM »

There's scrabble on Yahoo, aka Literati

http://uk.games.yahoo.com/online-games/board/games_literati.html

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:28:35 PM »

Hey, I expected nothing less.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2008, 04:02:42 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 03, 2008, 03:59:30 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2008, 03:56:55 PM
I can get my ex-girlfriend to humiliate you if that works.

At scrabble? Sir, I have only twice lost. Both times were to abhorrent child prodigies at scrabble club meetings.

Scrabble = serious business.
She is a Scrabble prodigy and one of the best players in the country. :'( She beat me 78 times in a row. With one tie.

this sounds like my ex. I've been playing Scrabble with her for 10 years and only won once.

Once, I played PIXEL on a triple-word score, and she challenged it because she knew it wouldn't be in our agreed-upon 1973 Merriam-Webster's. She plays to win, and crushes all in her path.

I'll be happy to beat RAOUL, however. BRING IT

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:45:20 PM »

I just got destroyed like 400-120 or something by some random dude on Scrabulous. You guys are all insane. I want to play with my neighbor now. I know she plays and she's well-read. She'd destroy me too.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:50:31 PM »

my ex told me that I had no right to complain about her cruel Scrabbley ways, because all the 2-letter words were there in the dictionary for me to memorize like anyone else if I ever wanted to get serious $:-\$

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:52:29 PM »

here are my three most recent sub-20 point defeats at the hand of my no-good ex:

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** January 03, 2008, 07:31:49 PM »

I had to get rid of facebook it became like crack after awhile - and soon enough everyone who I even glanced at added you as a friend.

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:30:41 PM »

I was just reading a Wired fluff piece about a website that cheats at Scrabulous called Scrabble Word Finder.

I'm sure you guys are all on the up and up, but I would trust random strangers to be honorable.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2008, 11:30:41 PM

I was just reading a Wired fluff piece about a website that cheats at Scrabulous called Scrabble Word Finder.

I'm sure you guys are all on the up and up, but I would trust random strangers to be honorable.

Let's play again, Raoul!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:41:42 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2008, 11:41:15 PM

Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2008, 11:30:41 PM
I was just reading a Wired fluff piece about a website that cheats at Scrabulous called Scrabble Word Finder.

I'm sure you guys are all on the up and up, but I would trust random strangers to be honorable.

Let's play again, Raoul!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:46:57 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2008, 11:41:15 PM

Quote from: Yeti on January 03, 2008, 11:30:41 PM
I was just reading a Wired fluff piece about a website that cheats at Scrabulous called Scrabble Word Finder.

I'm sure you guys are all on the up and up, but I would trust random strangers to be honorable.

Let's play again, Raoul!

lololololol

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #30 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:54:13 PM »

my bingos,

07-Nov-07   ESURIENT   66
09-Oct-07   DISTANCE   94
02-Oct-07   CREaTIoN   122
27-Sep-07   HIPPIES   86
27-Sep-07   CURSIVES   76

I would play you on facebook, but you're kind of a dick, and don't trust you wouldn't use my information to do some petty shit when riled up in a political thread.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:57:24 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on January 03, 2008, 11:54:13 PM

my bingos,

07-Nov-07   ESURIENT   66
09-Oct-07   DISTANCE   94
02-Oct-07   CREaTIoN   122
27-Sep-07   HIPPIES   86
27-Sep-07   CURSIVES   76

I would play you on facebook, but you're kind of a dick, and don't trust you wouldn't use my information to do some petty shit when riled up in a political thread.

Hay now, I'm no teenager from Michigan. I act like a dick but I'm relatively harmless- so much so in fact that I take pains to not interact with society. I'm shy. :-(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:09:16 AM »

Man, I can't even bring myself to utilize this in a match against a stranger. It's just too awesome. I would rather use this in a match against a friend just to piss him off.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2008, 04:55:50 PM »

LOOKS LIKE RAOUL CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:00:32 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 04, 2008, 04:55:50 PM

LOOKS LIKE RAOUL CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER

QUILT FOR 33 MOTHERFUCKER WHATCHU GOT???

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:02:06 PM »

a bunch of vowels ;____;

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:12:04 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 04, 2008, 05:02:06 PM

a bunch of vowels ;____;

YOU'VE BEEN OWNED BY POOVE

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:13:37 PM »

PHOT the PHUCK

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:22:48 PM »

I played a weak, defensive move ;_; Raoul has me on the run

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:26:06 PM »

GIVE THEM A VOLLEY

I might have fucked up by giving you easy access to that triple word score, but I am now 50 points ahead so you better use it.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:28:13 PM »

it's too bad I couldn't spell the awesome words I wanted to, like cigarillo and VAG

this is also the SECOND scrabble game this month where an inability to play GEAS/GEIS has fucked me over

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #41 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:30:22 PM »

Raoul, I need to make you play my ex just so I can sit back and watch the fireworks

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:31:06 PM »

HAHA CERULEAN BINGO FOR 78 FUCKING POINTS

I.AM.GOD!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #43 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:33:56 PM »

D:

EDIT: it's all over for Patel, a sad lesson in overstating one's Scrabble prowess

I would like to think, however, that I am at least providing an ENTERTAINING game for you to stomp all over me

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:40:04 PM »

No, we were actually pretty close up until I poove'd you, and then cerulean was icing on the cake. You're pretty good, duder.

I WANT PROLE NEXT!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #45 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:41:27 PM »

I take solace in the fact that I didn't even know what a POOVE was before this Scrabble game, probably because I don't hang out at the same bars as Raoul here.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #46 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:45:46 PM »

hahahahaha

poovter.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #47 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:47:27 PM »

every letter I turned in on my last turn was the SAME letter, btw ;P I would've blocked that triple if I could've made a single three letter word -_-

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #48 on:** January 04, 2008, 05:55:41 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:00:59 PM »

I'm getting this feature and then it's on niggaz.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #50 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:01:31 PM »

at this point I'm mostly treading water hoping to set up a bingo. IT IS MY ONLY HOPE

Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 04, 2008, 06:01:31 PM

at this point I'm mostly treading water hoping to set up a bingo. IT IS MY ONLY HOPE

It's ok, you av rox.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #52 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:11:32 PM »

I blame my tiles! !! ! ! ! also my controller sticks

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** January 04, 2008, 06:48:37 PM »

i shall try to play tonight during my evening movie viewing. last night i had child potty training issues :'(

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Author Topic: I will now be facebook friends with you subhumans, but only if... (Read 3343 times)