Author Topic: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform (Read 3959 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** October 24, 2006, 12:55:10 PM »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15392890/

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Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters' eyes will eventually refocus on her platform.

Early in her campaign, she talked about how her misdemeanor arrest for marijuana possession in 2002 caused her to start the U.S. Marijuana Party and become an advocate for decriminalizing marijuana.

Then she entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn't wear panties.

Now her campaign is offering everything from T-shirts to marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her in a dress with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs."

Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — along with the words: "And less of these boobs."

This country is going straight down the shitter, I tell you what.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:56:24 PM »

Why is it going down the shitter? This oughta be good.

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:57:07 PM »

Did you click on the link and see her picture?

whiteACID · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:59:04 PM »

If we had a serious candidate who would advocate for decrimalizing marijuana that would be a different story. But jokes like this...

I lost my train of thought

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:00:13 PM »

So it's bad because she's not hot? Get out of the shallow end of the gene pool, missy. You're not exactly all that either.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:00:46 PM »

Its hard to keep on track when youre you know, on pot lol rite

im kiddin. chipotle LOLZ

whiteACID · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:00:13 PM

So it's bad because she's not hot? Get out of the shallow end of the gene pool, missy. You're not exactly all that either.

Jesus Christ, it's not about hot or not. She just looks like white trash. Hillary Clinton isn't hot but she looks clean-cut and professional.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:03:44 PM »

Yeah but Hillary is bat shit insane, I wouldnt vote for her because of that

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:04:59 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:02:55 PM

Jesus Christ, it's not about hot or not. She just looks like white trash. Hillary Clinton isn't hot but she looks clean-cut and professional.

What the fuck does it matter? Bush has a nice haircut too, lolz

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:06:41 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:02:55 PM

She just looks like white trash.

so she's a blonde, drunken, pale, tat-sporting pothead?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:08:46 PM »

All these "pothead" comments are beginning to irk me.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:09:43 PM »

dude. i am a friend of the kind bud. i am also pale and a drunk. i'm just pointing out a little irony here.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:10:23 PM »

oh i know. but still

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:20:26 PM »

Everyone I know who advocates the legalization of weed already smokes it on a pretty consistant basis. I'm not saying it shouldn't be legalized (I haven't made up my mind), but it seems like it basically is to me. Especially in Ann Arbor with our weed laws lol

whiteACID · « **Reply #14 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:23:59 PM »

We need someone who looks professional and has a good image to represent our cause. This woman just reinforces the stereotype.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:24:53 PM »

I dont care if its legalized or not, if people end up smoking so much they lose their jobs shame on them.

With regular tobacco cigs costing as much as they do they might as well be weed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:27:14 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:23:59 PM

We need someone who looks professional and has a good image to represent our cause. This woman just reinforces the stereotype.

Well why don't YOU take leadership?

cubicle47b · « **Reply #17 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:28:25 PM »

She's Ayn Rand ugly.

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:28:46 PM »

I work for the military, I can't go around advocating for the legalization of marijuana.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:29:17 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:23:59 PM

We need someone who looks professional and has a good image to represent our cause. This woman just reinforces the stereotype.

Give me a break. You're arguing just for the sake of arguing.

This isn't a fucking beauty contest, but I'm sure she's crying herself to sleep because a couple of beautiful people on the internet are making fun of her.

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:31:34 PM »

Like I said before this has nothing to do with how beautiful she may or may not be. And I doubt she cares what anyone thinks about her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:37:16 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:28:46 PM

I work for the military, I can't go around advocating for the legalization of marijuana.

lolz I should report you

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:37:40 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:31:34 PM

Like I said before this has nothing to do with how beautiful she may or may not be. And I doubt she cares what anyone thinks about her.

hard to tell from comments like

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 12:57:07 PM

Did you click on the link and see her picture?

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:02:55 PM

She just looks like white trash.

Quote from: blackACID on October 24, 2006, 01:23:59 PM

This woman just reinforces the stereotype.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #23 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:39:25 PM »

You can be really beautiful white trash.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:41:20 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:47:08 PM »

Quote from: cubicle47b on October 24, 2006, 01:39:25 PM

You can be really beautiful white trash.

That's news to me

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:53:22 PM »

shut it, porkbiscuit

stop disrespecting my people

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:01:49 PM »

I've never been to a trailer park in my life, but I've seen them. Ann Arbor is really good at hiding its poor, thus making the city look even more upper class. Trailer parks are always hidden behind hills or roads or trees.

I have been told that some of the women there are pretty cheap (as in $10 cheap), but I'm not stepping foot in a god damn trailer park, especially not to fuck someone. But maybe Drinky will give me some protection if I change my mind

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:07:02 PM »

we'll drink some schlitz ice wihile we chillax on the hood of my '82 firebird

i'll show you my collection of vintage shotguns and then me and you and tvc'll go down his tornado cellar where we keep this city boy hogtied, my oh my he's a plumper

you kin have first go if ya likes

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:09:38 PM »

You're talking about Willco? Where does one sign up for this?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:13:47 PM »

I am no city boy!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:14:17 PM »

corny you keep this on the downlow

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:14:50 PM »

Get a trailer you two

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 24, 2006, 02:07:02 PM

we'll drink some schlitz ice wihile we chillax on the hood of my '82 firebird

i'll show you my collection of vintage shotguns and then me and you and tvc'll go down his tornado cellar where we keep this city boy hogtied, my oh my he's a plumper

you kin have first go if ya likes

I hope hes still tight hur hurs

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** October 24, 2006, 03:12:31 PM »

I read the title as "Abraham Lincoln runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** October 24, 2006, 04:26:35 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 24, 2006, 03:12:31 PM

I read the title as "Abraham Lincoln runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform"

Same. Dissapointment total. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 24, 2006, 05:42:39 PM »

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