Transformers Movie 'Make Prime Speak' Contest Entries Listed

[Melissa]

A few months back, a lot of nerds were excited about this contest Michael Bay was putting on for his upcoming live-action Transformers movie.  Fans submit a line for Optimus Prime to say and the winning one will be included in the film.  Almost all are horrible, or just lifted from the original Transformers film.

Read a few to see how bad, then look at the 5th from the bottom...

http://www.transformersmovie.com/primespeaks/

[The Fake Shemp]

  @ "It's Prime Time!"

... "I can't explain the flames, they're just cool!"

[The Fake Shemp]

"Do a barrel roll!" 

They should just let ManaByte direct this film.  That'd be a trainwreck worth watching.

[Phoenix Dark]

How about this:

Optimus Prime transforms in front of these two awe-struck dudes, at which point he says "yeah, it's got a Hemi"

[The Fake Shemp]

He should transform in front of a bunch of school children, pause, stare at them and yell:

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A FUCKING ROBOT.

[Cheebs]

This movie is going to be absolutely horrible. A total train wreck.

I'll be there opening weekend of course. 

[xsarien]

I'm partial to this:
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20061023.html