Alright, let's do this thing. I need to get motivated to do some more reading. I've got The Man in the High Castle and The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch by Phillip K Dick. Awesome books, but I'm not going to kid myself, I don't even have time to rest most of the books I have once, much less twice. So here's the deal, offer me something good (not like Part 2 of the Han Solo Trilogy or some crap) and I will not only send you one of these two books BUT I will also send you AUDIOBOOKS OF SNOWCRASH OR NEUROMANCER OR THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY or whatever I find laying around my hard drive, because they're awesome books that everyone should read, even if they're illiterate philistines.
Alright Evilbore, let's see what you've got.