Author Topic: WHAT THE FUCK (Read 2303 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** January 09, 2008, 10:32:31 PM »

I've been trying to get on XBL the past few days, and it for some weird reason whenever I tried to connect to XBL on my CajoleJuice gamertag while in the dashboard, it wouldn't connect and it wouldn't even load my gamertag. The same thing just happened now. So I just started Assassin's Creed and I naturally have to pick a gamertag, so I pick CajoleJuice. I then get a message that says, "In accordance with Xbox LIVE policy, the gamertag CajoleJuice is no longer allowed. Please change your gamertag before playing on Xbox LIVE"

WHAT THE FUCK

I BETTER BE ABLE TO PICK MY OWN FUCKING ARCADE GAME TO MAKE UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:34:32 PM »

Fuck you, Microsoft!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:37:50 PM »

Change it to

fuk_u_mikrosoft

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:38:00 PM »

Call customer service, that sounds really gay.

abrader · « **Reply #4 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:38:22 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 10:37:50 PM

Change it to

fuk_u_mikrosoft

IS that part of the 'revolution'?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:38:31 PM »

Yea, I guess they want me to change it? It gives me the option. CajoleJuice is offensive? FUCK YOU MICROSOFT

Shuri · « **Reply #6 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:42:26 PM »

isnt cajole 'balls' in spanish?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:44:22 PM »

No, that's cajone.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:44:55 PM »

lol willco made that joke.

BUT IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MADE THIS HAPPEN SHURI! Cajole is a fucking real English word. Cajone is what you're thinking of.

Yea, he beat me to it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:50:15 PM »

I sent them an email asking what the fuck is up. it would've been nice if they sent me a XBL message or email about it. But no. Fucking douchebags.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2008, 10:55:51 PM »

Wow, someone must have reported your name or something like "OMGAWD THATS BALL JUICE IN ENGLISH. I AM OFFENDED. AMURRRICA!" . Total bullshit, time to teach them Spanish Cajole.

y2kev · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:00:19 PM »

Cajole Juice is another term for rape. You force someone to ejaculate. You cajole their juice.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:01:20 PM »

Cajoling isn't the same as forcing! It'd be more like a sensual handjob!

y2kev · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:11:26 PM »

Well why don't you try CoerceJuice and we'll see if they have any issues.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:11:52 PM »

lol

Willco recommended CajoneJuice

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:12:45 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on January 09, 2008, 11:11:26 PM

Well why don't you try CoerceJuice and we'll see if they have any issues.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:15:25 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 11:01:20 PM

Cajoling isn't the same as forcing! It'd be more like a sensual handjob!

No it would be more like your fist sensual handjob from a man.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:49:15 PM »

KingOfTheJuice

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:53:44 PM »

Wow, they're really cracking down.

You can't even say no homo in your bio.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 12:09:25 AM »

i can't even sign onto msn

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2008, 12:54:22 AM »

Every time I try to log-on to Live it lets me connect, but then it kicks me off after about five minutes. I had just enough time to download Omega Five this afternoon before it gave me the boot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2008, 12:55:39 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 10, 2008, 12:09:25 AM

i can't even sign onto msn

The CIA already has you black listed? Good

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:51:39 AM »

Sounds like someone should have got a PS3

It's ok to admit I was right

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:15:07 AM »

psh, demi is a flip-flopper.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:16:06 AM »

Im gonna change my name to SkyNet and my tag will be No Homosapien

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:44:45 AM »

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Author Topic: WHAT THE FUCK (Read 2303 times)