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TVC15 · « **on:** January 10, 2008, 01:13:09 AM »

That certainly is Philip Seymour Hoffman having doggystyle sex with Maris Tomei. It is as advertised but I am still shocked. I think I expected like, Yakkety Sax to be playing as a really gross POV shot showed Marisa from below, with her titties bouncing everywhere. I think my version is better.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:16:20 AM »

Philip is distressingly bean bag-shaped when naked. This is not attractive sex. This is like real sex

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:17:28 AM »

Sounds erotic.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:18:25 AM »

Seeing too much of PSH's pasty pale skin kinda turned me not gay

Hopefully seeing Viggo's rod will set me back on The Path.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:18:52 AM »

did you download it? rip that part and upload

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:19:04 AM »

Phillip Seymour Hoffman gives hope to me that I may one day get to be a movie star and bang celebrities.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:21:04 AM »

The buttered popcorn jelly beans are a fair assessment of what Philip's mounds of flesh look like

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:23:32 AM »

BTW, has anyone seen Lust, Caution? I'm about to watch it and I'm wondering if the sex scenes are as good as advertised. It's from the director of Brokeback Mountain, so I'm justifiably skeptical.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:30:51 AM »

and within 3 minutes of starting Eastern Promises, the appearance of a throat vagina means I can once again find sex sexy.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:06:41 AM »

What movie has this sex scene?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:09:15 AM »

I don't remember any sex scene like that at all in Eastern Promises.

I saw it online (lolz!), and it started with the barbershop scene.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:18:42 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 10, 2008, 01:30:51 AM

and within 3 minutes of starting Eastern Promises, the appearance of a throat vagina means I can once again find sex sexy.

There was in an old couple in front of me when I saw it in theaters who were like "Maybe we shouldn't have seen this movie" when that part happened.

They stuck it out though, naked Viggo and all.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:20:03 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 10, 2008, 02:09:15 AM

I don't remember any sex scene like that at all in Eastern Promises.

The sex scene under discussion is from "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead".

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:25:08 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 02:20:03 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 10, 2008, 02:09:15 AM
I don't remember any sex scene like that at all in Eastern Promises.

The sex scene under discussion is from "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead".

Ah.

Such a confusing thread.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:32:42 AM »

man those buttered popcorn jelly bellies are good

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:36:42 AM »

naomi watts is like the perfect white woman

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:31:42 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 10, 2008, 03:29:07 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2008, 02:36:42 AM
naomi watts is like the perfect white woman

Yeah, if you like spaghetti nipples.

Give me a break. If you can stand the disgusting gross-out factor of the disgusting, mucusy vagine, you can stand some lengthy nipples.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:36:22 AM »

What're spaghetti nipples?

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:38:48 AM »

That doesn't look like spaghetti. Those are baby dicks.

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:39:00 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 03:36:22 AM

What're spaghetti nipples?

For real? You can't use your imagination? Watashi Wa Spaghetti Desu? lol

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:43:18 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on January 10, 2008, 03:29:07 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2008, 02:36:42 AM
naomi watts is like the perfect white woman

Yeah, if you like spaghetti nipples.

mmm, spaghetti nipples

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:48:51 AM »

Marisa Tomei

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:54:36 AM »

When I was in high school I had daydreams that she was my girlfriend

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:00:27 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 03:54:36 AM

When I was in high school I had daydreams that she was my girlfriend

Philip Seymour Hoffman? You're all fucked up, dude.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:10:35 AM »

Nicole Kidman's hairline has gotten scary high for a woman. She is a Junpei total.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:04:31 AM »

did you watch all of Before the Devil Knows You're Dead or just the opening sex part?

cubicle47b · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:24:35 AM »

Goddamn, Marisa Tomei is hot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2008, 12:54:05 PM »

Wait - are you saying Naomi's vag is visible in this movie?!?!?!

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2008, 02:21:18 PM »

I think it cut straight to the fucking.
By the way, Ms. Tomei plays about half of her scenes in the movie nude or semi-nude, it almost gets kinda gratuitous. But the movie overall is pretty dang good.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2008, 04:13:52 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 10, 2008, 02:17:41 PM

Can you confirm for me if there was a splash screen before the doggystyle TVC?

No splash. There are some studio logos and shit, but that is unavoidable. The first shot of the movie proper is the act. That dirty, sinful, disgusting act.

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