Author Topic: What is the worst Final Fantasy spin-off? (Read 5867 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** January 10, 2008, 10:16:33 PM »

I'm sure I've missed some.

P.S. The point of this poll is to illustrate how worthless the FF franchise has become.

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:17:39 PM »

Most of those game are pretty fucking awesome.
Mystic Quest is still better than 12.
You forgot the sequel to 4 on cellphones.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:18:10 PM »

why even bother putting fft on this list?

i'm going for before crisis or dirge. god i don't know what to choose. there's also crystal chronicles

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:19:25 PM »

The vote's easy. Chocobo Racing is the only total piece of shit on this list.

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:19:53 PM »

any crystal chronicles game

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:20:33 PM »

i'm going with mystic quest

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:20:49 PM »

Yo, who the fuck went with Mystic Quest?

Quote from: Eric P on January 10, 2008, 10:20:33 PM

i'm going with mystic quest

Shit dawg, you don't know from fun!

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:56:09 PM »

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 10:19:25 PM

The vote's easy. Chocobo Racing is the only total piece of shit on this list.

Over half the titles on that list are shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:59:23 PM »

final fantasy x-2 or final fantasy tactics advance

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:00:31 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 10:56:09 PM

Over half the titles on that list are shit.

Seven or so aren't even out yet, some of them are practically the same game and many are cellphone games that most probably haven't played. (Which really ain't all that bad!)
Methinks you're just a bitter schmuck.

Anyway, anyone who says MQ, X-2 or Crisis Core is just being tooly mctoolerson.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:05:35 PM »

Cell phone games blow, dude.

Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift
Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts coded
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus
Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
Final Fantasy VII Before Crisis
Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII Revenant Wings
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Final Fantasy Dissidia
Chiisa na Ōsama to Yakusoku no Kuni Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers
Final Fantasy Chronicles
Final Fantasy Chronicles: Ring of Fates
Chocobo Racing
Chocobo no Fushigi Dungeon
Chocobo's Dungeon 2
Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales
Final Fantasy Agito XIII
Final Fantasy Versus XIII

Bolded ones blow, un-bolded ones may blow though I'm not 100% sure.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:06:18 PM »

not just games? I want to vote for FFVII Advent Children, totally ruined my shit, Rufus was so fucking dead in FFVII wtf then they brought his stank ass back for no reason

and Kingdom Hearts is a perfectly fine game Ichirou

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:06:50 PM »

Kingdom Farts

Didn't include movie/animation spin-offs, though those ALL blow. Advent Chicken, Legend of teh Crystals, FF Unlimited, Final Fantasy The Spics Within...they are all beyond awful.

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:10:20 PM »

Playing DQ on my cellphone says UR RONG.

Hell, I'll totally grant you that KH may not be your thang. That's cool. But Mystic Quest does not suck. It gets bonus gravy cookies for having a butt-rock soundtrack. And being better than that whorish FF12.

Crystal Chronicles was ass single player, but a blast when you could actually get four people with four fucking GBAs. I hear the DS one fixed some shit at least, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:10:59 PM »

DQ games on your cell phones are just ports, tho. And not even good ports.

I'm guessing you played Mystic Quest when you were a little kid and have nostalgia for it. It is a bad game, trust me.

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:12:28 PM »

Ports of the future.
Obviously I'm such a DQ/FF whore it don't matter a fuck. But it's still a damned good time.

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:10:59 PM

I'm guessing you played Mystic Quest when you were a little kid and have nostalgia for it. It is a bad game, trust me.

Last year for the first time actually. It's a good game.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:13:36 PM »

XII should be on here.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:14:53 PM »

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 11:12:28 PM

Ports of the future.
Obviously I'm such a DQ/FF whore it don't matter a fuck. But it's still a damned good time.
Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:10:59 PM
I'm guessing you played Mystic Quest when you were a little kid and have nostalgia for it. It is a bad game, trust me.
Last year for the first time actually. It's a good game.

omg

seriously?

tiesto · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:16:25 PM »

Any of the KH games (ugh!), or FF Fables: Chocobo Tales due to that awful rhythm minigame they have thrown in there

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:18:05 PM »

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY

OOOOH

OH BABY

DON'T GO

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKIN ME FEEEEL TONIGHT

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:20:36 PM »

I'm always for serious, Ichirou.

Quote from: tiesto on January 10, 2008, 11:16:25 PM

Any of the KH games (ugh!), or FF Fables: Chocobo Tales due to that awful rhythm minigame they have thrown in there

You mean the Musicians of Hamlet one? Right? That was pretty distinguished mentally-challenged because you had to hit the instrument before marker got to the point. It was kinda weird, yeah.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:24:22 PM »

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 11:20:36 PM

I'm always for serious, Ichirou.

Didn't you move to Japan just a few months ago? You should be focusing on your loli rape sims right now to improve your Japanese, not old 'n moldy SNES games that even Square itself has forgotten exist.

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:27:55 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:24:22 PM

Didn't you move to Japan just a few months ago? You should be focusing on your loli rape sims right now to improve your Japanese, not old 'n moldy SNES games that even Square itself has forgotten exist.

Yeah. Actually, watching South Park in Japanese with a chick was a great way to get some good lines. "Searching for the clitoris." = Win.

But since the lady is busy tonight, I'll be spending it playing the old and moldy Mother 2 with lame-os like Amir0x.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 PM »

I hear Amir0x likes drugs.

A lot.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:36:56 PM »

The song is about some loser who doesn't want to meet the girl's parents after impregnating her!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:43:58 PM »

Himuro

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:18:05 PM

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY

OOOOH

OH BABY

DON'T GO

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKIN ME FEEEEL TONIGHT

that song was awesome

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:47:08 PM »

SUTEKI DA NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:52:00 PM »

Dirge of Cerberus. No contest.

drohne · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:58:42 PM »

kingdom hearts generally, but i voted for 358/2 days cos i think that's the one on ds

birth by sleep 358/2 days nature's harmonic four day timecube you are educated stupid

Vizzys · « **Reply #30 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:31:33 AM »

I think it looks pretty good, for 3d graphics on a DS

Trent Dole · « **Reply #31 on:** January 11, 2008, 01:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 PM

I hear Amir0x likes drugs.

A lot.

also food

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** January 11, 2008, 01:48:38 AM »

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 11:27:55 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:24:22 PM
Didn't you move to Japan just a few months ago? You should be focusing on your loli rape sims right now to improve your Japanese, not old 'n moldy SNES games that even Square itself has forgotten exist.
Yeah. Actually, watching South Park in Japanese with a chick was a great way to get some good lines. "Searching for the clitoris." = Win.

But since the lady is busy tonight, I'll be spending it playing the old and moldy Mother 2 with lame-os like Amir0x.

EARTHBOUND MOTHERFUCKER

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #33 on:** January 11, 2008, 01:49:43 AM »

Quote from: Viz on January 11, 2008, 01:48:38 AM

EARTHBOUND MOTHERFUCKER

If I was playing it in English, sure. But I don't play games in English anymore.

Vizzys · « **Reply #34 on:** January 11, 2008, 01:50:50 AM »

best game ever

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:06:46 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 11, 2008, 01:34:49 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 PM
I hear Amir0x likes drugs.

A lot.
also food

http://gangstamod.ytmnd.com/

bork · « **Reply #36 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:10:39 AM »

The answer is "All games with the labels 'Final Fantasy' and/or 'RPG' made after Final Fantasy 1."

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #37 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:14:05 AM »

Hey! Don't you have big busted models to collect or something?

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How's Kanazawa, buddy? I kinda want to take a trip up there, but there's really no resounding reason to do so, haha.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:16:52 AM »

huahuahua

Come to Saitama and visit me, Kioku. It's nice here.

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #39 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:21:59 AM »

I never used to live in Saitama though. Well, not yet.

But hey, it looks like you're one of the other landlocked prefectures. REPRESENT.
There should be a meet-up sometime. I need an excuse to go to Tokyo. Still haven't been.

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:29:03 AM »

Saitama's next to Tokyo. I'm like thirty minutes away from the big city. There's apparently a coffee shop in Tokyo called Cafe de Bore where all the Evilboreans hang out. Groo and dcharlie go there often to scope out hot chicks.

I may or may not be exaggerating about the last two statements.

bork · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:31:15 AM »

I WILL BE INVADING TOKYO IN MARCH MOST LIKELY. PREPARE FOR THE FAT MAN'S WRATH

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 11, 2008, 02:14:05 AM

Hey! Don't you have big busted models to collect or something?

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How's Kanazawa, buddy? I kinda want to take a trip up there, but there's really no resounding reason to do so, haha.
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God, I hate Japanese RPGs. I tried FFXII, you know. I did. That Super Robot Wars RPG coming actually piques my interest tho

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It's pretty damn nice here (in late spring until late late fall, anyway) and you can see pretty much all the big stuff in just a day or two, I think. Kanazawa is good if you want to get away from big cities yet still be in a city and not out in the middle of nowhere, and it has some really, really good seafood. Also if Onsens are your thing, the various Wakura Onsen resorts are some of the best in the entire country.

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RevenantKioku · « **Reply #42 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:42:39 AM »

I'm in the ass end of Kansai (Nara) so Tokyo is like OMGWTF away from me. Osaka's better from what I know, anyway.

Kanazawa really has no reason for me to go, but I just loved the hell out of being there a few years back.
If there is a Tokyo meet up though, I would be down. I've got 18 days of vacation to burn. :O

And I wouldn't expect FF12 to do anything but give you a burning sensation when you piss. Fuck, I hate that game.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:14:56 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 11, 2008, 02:06:46 AM

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 11, 2008, 01:34:49 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 PM
I hear Amir0x likes drugs.

A lot.
also food

http://gangstamod.ytmnd.com/

(Image removed from quote.)

remember when i called ami a crackhead

LOL

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:19:22 AM »

I don't consider KH a spin-off so that's automatically cut

But damn that's a huge list

I'll definitely go with X-2

TVC15 · « **Reply #45 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:20:27 AM »

X-2 is at least playable. Dirge of Cerberus is NOT

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:21:22 AM »

The fact that you can't get a perfect percentage if you dont talk to a moogle near the beginning makes it a fail, fuck that gayness

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:23:17 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 11, 2008, 03:21:22 AM

The fact that you can't get a perfect percentage if you dont talk to a moogle near the beginning makes it a fail, fuck that gayness

What do you know? You want to get assfucked by James Gandolfini.

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:26:18 AM »

right... i think that about wraps up this conversation

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #49 on:** January 11, 2008, 05:50:40 AM »

Quote

The fact that you can't get a perfect percentage if you dont talk to a moogle near the beginning makes it a fail, fuck that gayness

They should really just hard-cap the percentage meter at 98% or so period. Frustrating completionists is a worthwhile goal in itself.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #50 on:** January 11, 2008, 10:35:30 AM »

I want to say any of the Kingdom Hearts games or Chocobo Racing 'cause I hated them so much but I know in my heart that Mystic Quest is definitely the biggest pile of shit on that list.

Rman · « **Reply #51 on:** January 11, 2008, 11:22:55 AM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 11, 2008, 10:35:30 AM

I want to say any of the Kingdom Hearts games or Chocobo Racing 'cause I hated them so much but I know in my heart that Mystic Quest is definitely the biggest pile of shit on that list.

Mystic Quest definitely.

What a piece of garbage. Nothing worst than low-bugdet 16 bit era games.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:11:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 11, 2008, 02:06:46 AM

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 11, 2008, 01:34:49 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:29:13 PM
I hear Amir0x likes drugs.

A lot.
also food

http://gangstamod.ytmnd.com/

(Image removed from quote.)

Amir0x and Andrews discussing the finer points of crack use. GAF at it's classiest.

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Author Topic: What is the worst Final Fantasy spin-off? (Read 5867 times)