Around 7 this morning I was awoken by a loud knock, so I opened to see an old lady, a woman, and some girl that looked to be around 7 standing at my door. I said hello and they asked me if I went to church, I said no, the older lady asked if she could read a couple of scriptures, being half-awake and not wanting to be rude I said sure, she read something from Job about suffering and death or some such, and then handed me some pamphlets. She then asked if she could come back sometime and to my dismay I said yes :'( Does anyone have any tips to get rid of them? Or what do you do when they knock your door?
BTW, in one of the pamphlets they gave me there's this hilarious passage: "The fact that we have an inborn desire to live and an enormous capacity to learn leads to a logical conclusion: Humans are designed to live much longer than a mere 70 or 80 years. This, in turn, leads us to another conclusion: There must be a Designer, a Creator, a God. The immutable laws of the physical universe and the unfathomable complexity of life on Earth fully support belief in the existence of a Creator.
Oh and it also has a section asking where you see pornography mostly
