Author Topic: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON (Read 2642 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 24, 2006, 10:45:17 PM »

Will says:
How is that for coincidence.
Doug says:
your filthy hebrew YHVH planned it this way
Will says:
YHVH?
Doug says:
omg

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HE IS NO ELDER OF ZION

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:46:52 PM »

YHVH?

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:47:04 PM »

He's a fraud. I knew it. I CALLED SHENANIGANS YEARS AGO!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:48:29 PM »

I also never had a bar mitzvah

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:48:57 PM »

TVC-15 says:
Tell him I want him to fuck me with his hook nose

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:49:45 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:50:38 PM »

FAKER THAN 50 CENT

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:52:35 PM »

YEAH, YOU CAN TALK MR.CHER ROCKS

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:01:31 PM »

I'm a real Jew! I swear it!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:02:43 PM »

who will swear you on? Obviously not the GOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF

admit it, you're just in it for the money

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:03:19 PM »

I bet he's eating a haunch of PORK right now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:04:04 PM »

God's name is God - duh.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:04:37 PM »

he's a CHRISTIAN!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:06:07 PM »

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:08:58 PM »

"WILLCO, HOW COULD YOU?"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:09:07 PM »

According to Mister Fake Jew, ENGLISH IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE TORAH

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:10:15 PM »

Lots of people use English translations of the Torah!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:10:50 PM »

yeah, they call those folks goyim

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:12:14 PM »

I bet Willco puts his Torah through bablefish

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:12:39 PM »

Like I have a Torah. I don't even have a yamulke anymore.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:13:02 PM »

i bet his yarmulke is just a John Deere cap without a bill

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:13:21 PM »

Willco which books of the bible are in the Torah?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:13:58 PM »

The 10 Commandments and stuff.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:14:38 PM »

Willco:Yiddish :: PhoenixDark:Black

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:14:47 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:15:20 PM »

Are you or are you not eating a giant hunk of raw pork right now?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:16:52 PM »

he's praying to his household gods of macintosh, doing penance for his intimacy with CrystalPepsi during her time of feminine uncleanliness

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:22:24 PM »

haha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:23:59 PM »

Willco can't wait for Santa Claus to come and give him his presents. What's on your Christmas list little boy?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:24:34 PM »

Dude, my folks celebrate Christmas - so what.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:25:17 PM »

I am eating pizza was extra cheese and bacon.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:27:35 PM »

*drops penny*

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:28:20 PM »

add some red onions and some bbq sauce and i'd eat that pizza

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:28:25 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 24, 2006, 11:24:34 PM

Dude, my folks celebrate Christmas - so what.

No real jew would ever be affiliated with that dirty holiday.

Celebrate Hannukkkuh and be happy; I bought you some scented cadles to keep the bagel smell out the living room

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:33:35 PM »

My family celebrates both. My mom is a convert, my father is Hebrew born and all, but they both remarried Christian folks. So my half-sibilings celebrate Christian stuff, as well as their respective mother and father, so both my parents celebrate both holidays. So yes, I essentially get two Christmases and two Hannukahs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:38:44 PM »

well that level of mercenary holiday milking seems pretty jewish

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:42:06 PM »

Can I convert to judaism?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:42:48 PM »

I'll bring it to another level. At one point, since my stepmom is black and her mom's family is heavy into the whole African pride thing, we did Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanza. Except Kwanza gifts sucked, but the food was good. And her brother, who is not African pride whatsoever, gave me $20 and a copy of Waterworld on DVD.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:43:29 PM »

p.s. i sold the copy of waterworld for spinal tap

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:53:35 PM »

So you have black siblings?

You should give them a watermelon for Christmas just to see what happens

Mandark · « **Reply #40 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:00:24 AM »

It's YHWH, not YHVH. Stop Anglicizing my heritage, you gringo goy!

Multiple holidays are awesome. My mom would get a big peeved when the cheap Chanukah gifts upstaged the Christmas stuff. You spend $500 on electronics, and your kids spend all day rewinding a $5 Muppet Show VHS tape to hear the Mahna Mahna song again.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:02:20 AM »

My sister is black, yes.

Mandark · « **Reply #42 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:03:15 AM »

Man, you do live in a sitcom.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:04:39 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 12:02:20 AM

My sister is black, yes.

How old is she?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:09:04 AM »

Seriously will you must have a black mans dick

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:22:28 AM »

She's too young for you, Phoenix Dark! Surprisingly (maybe not), she beats you in maturity, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:23:48 AM »

God I'd kill to meet you in real life. You'd be shocked for life

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:24:39 AM »

No, I am pretty sure I've seen the somewhat creepy, socially awkward nerd types before. I once sat across from a GAF meet-up at E3.

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Author Topic: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON (Read 2642 times)