Author Topic: OMG Meet my future wife. (Read 1574 times)

Junpei the Tracer! · « **on:** January 13, 2008, 09:19:52 PM »

So beautiful.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2008, 09:23:56 PM »

mai waifu

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2008, 09:36:45 PM »

It doesn't have a dick, Junpei.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2008, 09:38:20 PM »

it looks like a younger rory from gilmore girls

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2008, 09:38:46 PM »

i'm surprised she's actually attractive

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:11:04 PM »

what's with this women with bigass foreheads meme?

MCD · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:12:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 09:36:45 PM

It doesn't have a dick, Junpei.

it can be fixed.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:16:14 PM »

This one's mine:

Hmm, that's going too fast.

Oh wait that's just Firefox, lulz. It's too slow otherwise. I fail.

Candyflip · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:24:45 PM »

She has a pig face in a couple of those pictures. Miles ahead of some of the chansluts you post though.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:36:37 PM »

She looks like she's related to Waychel Fivehead.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:52:28 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 13, 2008, 10:36:37 PM

She looks like she's related to Waychel Fivehead.

You are right. Junpei, the most male attribute in this woman is the male pattern baldness. That's not one of the good male attributes. As a matter of fact, I think it might be the only bad one.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:55:02 PM »

She's got a large forehead, but she's very pretty. Too pretty for Junpei.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:57:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 09:36:45 PM

It doesn't have a dick, Junpei.

I don't need dick to turn me on.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2008, 11:05:35 PM »

What are you gonna put in your mouth, then?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2008, 11:49:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 11:05:35 PM

What are you gonna put in your mouth, then?

Her luscious labia,of course.Oh and her forehead actually accentuates her beauty.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2008, 12:05:01 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on January 13, 2008, 11:49:38 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 11:05:35 PM
What are you gonna put in your mouth, then?

Her luscious labia,of course.

That's hardly a mouthful. That's a fun size snickers, not the humungadunga king size you prefer.

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Oh and her forehead actually accentuates her beauty.

Well, I can see it being an attractive attribute if you, say, needed a spare easel or drafting board or something. Maybe if the neighbors came over and you needed a coffee table, you can have her lay on her back.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2008, 12:17:30 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 13, 2008, 10:16:14 PM

This one's mine:

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Is she gong to star in Castlevania: Circle of the Dirge of the Moon of Cerberus?

MCD · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2008, 12:23:48 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 13, 2008, 11:05:35 PM

What are you gonna put in your mouth, then?

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strapon

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2008, 12:24:51 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2008, 12:17:30 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 13, 2008, 10:16:14 PM
This one's mine:

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Is she gong to star in Castlevania: Circle of the Dirge of the Moon of Cerberus?

She's saying Castlevania FIVE there lulz

Gay Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:24:36 AM »

Veronica Belmont obsessions worked its way to eb as well ? I have her as a friend on facebook lol.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:28:58 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 14, 2008, 10:24:36 AM

Veronica Belmont obsessions worked its way to eb as well ? I have her as a friend on facebook lol.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just Malek and I. Makes sense, since we're pathetic.

But you having her as a friend on facebook ruins it lol

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:30:32 AM »

Sort of like when Himuro found out that Futami had sex with Jurnee Smollett, amirite?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:37:35 AM »

Pretty much. Being Facebook friends is e-sex. :'(

Gay Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:40:22 AM »

I've even talked to her before on the facebook messaging stuff. I'm sorry. :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:42:17 AM »

DON'T YOU HATE ON RIVER! SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH HER MIND!!

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:45:12 AM »

She's probably an annoying wannabe hipster like Gay Boy. Let that comfort you, Cajole.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:46:15 AM »

She DOES play WoW...

But I really thought falling in love with a girl I'll never talk to in my life would save me from heartbreak...

Gay Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:46:50 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 14, 2008, 10:45:12 AM

She's probably an annoying wannabe hipster like Gay Boy. Let that comfort you, Cajole.

she said I had good taste in music so probably

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:00:53 AM »

next time shoot for someone more unattainable, someone who lives overseas and doesn't speak any English.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** January 14, 2008, 11:04:16 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 14, 2008, 11:00:53 AM

next time shoot for someone more unattainable, someone who lives overseas and doesn't speak any English.

and is blind

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** January 14, 2008, 02:44:39 PM »

How many friends does she have on facebook, Gay Boy?

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Author Topic: OMG Meet my future wife. (Read 1574 times)