Author Topic: the tragic story of prince leinhart, korean vampire samurai bishie of kuf:cod  (Read 1404 times)

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Van Cruncheon

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leinhart: "omg what happened! where am i! hi dad's ghost!"

ghost dad: "god ur dumb."

leinhart: "teach me to be awesome!"

ghost dad: "no. u r dumb."

leinhart: "omg omg hot vampire girl!"

vamp girl: "u r dumb. i did ur dad. let's fuck!"

leinhart: "can't! gotta mutate! c ya"

ghost dad: "god ur dumb."

leinhart: "i just killed the evil god who rules this dimension! can it be is it make me king time now?"

ghost dad: "no. bye. god ur dumb."

vamp girl: "i did it for the lulz!"

leinhart: "argh! such is my curse!"
« Last Edit: January 13, 2008, 09:56:23 PM by Professor Prole »
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the story of prince leinhart, vampire bishie samurai of kuf:cod
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 09:53:53 PM »
i pronounce the acronym for kingdom under fire circle of doom as "cuffcod" if anyone cares
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Re: the story of prince leinhart, vampire bishie samurai of kuf:cod
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 09:57:06 PM »
No more college exams, I'm buying this shit today.

such is my curse!

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i'll cuff your cod...piece :-*

that makes me wonder about the etymology of 'codpiece'

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drohne

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ORIGIN from earlier cod [scrotum] (from Old English codd [bag, pod])

so guess i could've just threatened to cuff your cod

Van Cruncheon

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the entire game is one big caveat, i should add. i am not sure why i was compelled to play almost seven hours of it today outside of some horrible mental disorder. it's not a good game.

what is good:

+ areas and monsters look great
+ mixing and matching weapons and styles is fun
+ synthesizing weapons discharges the ocd glands
+ greasy naked blubbering fatties that snuffle around like pigs are the most disturbing enemy in any game ever

what is bad:
- camera
- each character's quest takes maybe 8 hours to beat
- it is pure grind
- ...including the boss fights, a pair of which can take over 30 minutes each
- the last boss is killed quickly with hits from a specific skill
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flesh spear. yes, that's the skill name. lulz. it summons a giant fatty impaled on a spear from the ground to poke the foe in the butt for MASSIVE DAMAGE. i am NOT JOKING. this game hates fatties.
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- bad level randomization
- gimpy eq drops
- no real stats -- put all yer attribute points into sp and a bit into luck. hp is worthless and you can get ridiculous boosts from synthed armor
- duane is worst character in any game ever -- the devs thought it would actually be fun to give you the chance to play as a dumb fat guy who falls over when attacking at random and whose seemingly cool firearms take forever to warm up to attack. if that wasn't insult enough, you play a dumb suikoden-esque "guess the counter response" mini-game between levels with him
- jesus the camera is awful


« Last Edit: January 13, 2008, 10:09:06 PM by Professor Prole »
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demo reminded me of PSU
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Codpieces are really due for a revival.  Maybe I'll kick it off myself.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2008, 10:07:55 PM by recursivelyenumerable »
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Van Cruncheon

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balrog took forever. i didn't use

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flesh spear
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but i DID use the gamefaqs recommended method of blasting him in the face with my kusarigama when he reared up to do his stupid charge (which was more annoying than damaging).
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Lemme get this straight, dcharlie.  Your wife told you to play with your

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flesh spear
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and that's how you managed to "beat it"?
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Ichirou

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I feel sort of funny after reading that.  :-\
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FLESH SPEAR!!!
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