Go to the local farmers market and get 500 grams of bean sprouts. Go right home and grind them in a mortar and pestal, along with some flax seeds and kimbu seaweed (for the omega-3). Take your ring finger and slather it in agave nectar, dip it in the mortar and pestle and plug it in your anus. Hop around your apartment 5 times counter-clockwise and bite down hard on your tongue. Its good for your metabolism and you'll probably save some money.
edit: its also good for your local economy fyi