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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« on: January 14, 2008, 07:11:29 PM »
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 07:12:36 PM »
hopefully you die this year
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 07:13:08 PM »
happy birthday, dude
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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 07:13:17 PM »
happy birthday TVC!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 07:15:22 PM »
hopefully you die this year

Whatever, Daffyd.  You are in my web.  Or should I say that a certain Spaniard is.  If I can make one guarantee with the few remaining weeks and months I have left, it is that you will die before me, at my hands, and I will then use the ensuing period of emotional duress to tempt Robby into a hardcore smoochin' party.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 07:18:22 PM »
Death by choking on vomit
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 07:19:14 PM »
Death by choking on vomit

His own or someone else's? That's the real question.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2008, 07:19:44 PM »
Happy Birthday you.
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demi

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2008, 07:20:07 PM »
Death by choking on vomit

His own or someone else's? That's the real question.

As long as it happens I don't really care
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2008, 07:20:54 PM »
Whiteman, Demi only wants you dead because bodies blot up; making you his type.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2008, 07:22:22 PM »
any special plans for your birthday?
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2008, 07:25:18 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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TVC15

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2008, 07:26:56 PM »
Death by choking on vomit

Oddly enough, that's how I plan on taking you out.  If the authorities are brught in, they will never ever think of checking the origin of the vomit you have choked on.  And then after the wake, it is smoochin time for me and Robby!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2008, 07:28:19 PM »
You would probably trip over your own feet and bash your head against a desk, you walking disaster
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2008, 07:30:49 PM »
Happy birthday TVC15. Buy yourself something nice. Like a cravat wearing slave boy from Saskatchewan.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2008, 07:34:32 PM »
You would probably trip over your own feet and bash your head against a desk, you walking disaster

But you know what?  At least I wouldn't be dead!  And I will know that your senseless murder was worth it.  Even if I end up with concussion number 6, I will at least have Robby to give my concussed noggin erotic mexican massages with his dick.

Happy birthday TVC15. Buy yourself something nice. Like a cravat wearing slave boy from Saskatchewan.

I'm trying to wait a few months.  I hear that they're going to have to slash prices on them due to lack of demand.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2008, 07:35:46 PM »
He might slash his wrists before that happens.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2008, 07:40:14 PM »
He'll survive as long as nobody here tells him the proper way to slash them.  And then there will be an even bigger markdown because of damaged goods and what not.  Just like how my bed was marked down because a fat old woman died in it.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2008, 07:41:16 PM »
Happy birthday, TVC. Here's to many more.  :supergay

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2008, 07:42:27 PM »
Happy Birthday.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2008, 07:55:05 PM »
Happy birthday!  I hope this year is your best ever...until next year, that is!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2008, 08:10:10 PM »
Wow, Ichirou, that sounds like something you'd write in the junior high yearbook of someone you'd like to fuck.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2008, 08:17:10 PM »
Wow, Ichirou, that sounds like something you'd write in the junior high yearbook of someone you'd like to fuck.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2008, 08:17:33 PM »
Happy Birthday, treat yourself well
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2008, 08:20:55 PM »
Happy Birthday! Cock pics incoming!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2008, 08:21:05 PM »
Wow, Ichirou, that sounds like something you'd write in the junior high yearbook of someone you'd like to fuck.

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Madrun Badrun

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2008, 08:22:45 PM »
Ichi can you video yourself blinking with I love you written on your lids and make a gif out of it?  I'm sure whiteman would be delighted. 

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2008, 08:23:29 PM »
Death by choking on vomit

Oddly enough, that's how I plan on taking you out.  If the authorities are brught in, they will never ever think of checking the origin of the vomit you have choked on.  And then after the wake, it is smoochin time for me and Robby!
Well, its not like the police can dust for vomit.
Happy birthday man.  I'll watch a Cronenberg and/or Uwe Boll film in your honor.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2008, 09:00:16 PM »
happy birthday

so close to mlk's

coincidence or something...sinister?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2008, 09:15:55 PM »
Happy birthday, oh great bisexual enigma man :bow
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2008, 09:39:51 PM »
Can someone fill me in on White Man and Demi's "relationship"? :-[

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2008, 09:46:59 PM »
Can someone fill me in on White Man and Demi's "relationship"? :-[

Demi will take any dick he can get his butt around. 

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2008, 09:47:38 PM »
happy birthday TVC!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2008, 09:52:01 PM »
Happy birthday, TVC! 

Hope your wishes come true! 

And if they do, let us know how Arvie squealed like a bitch when you popped the cherry. 

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2008, 10:17:15 PM »
happy bday, filthy sodomite. i slipped demi some rohypnol, so the train departs at 9pm
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2008, 10:18:44 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2008, 10:24:42 PM »
Happy 27th Birthday, duder. Go out and do something fun.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2008, 11:25:44 PM »
27?  You old nicca, I'm only turning 26 this year.  We're almost like related or something, idk.  Have a great b-day. 
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2008, 11:37:08 PM »
Happy birthday.

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« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2008, 12:27:32 AM »
Happy birthday, dude. :)

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2008, 12:30:56 AM »
I just want to wrap up Arvie in a big bow (which will double as a giant cravat) and gift him to TVC via FedEx.
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« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2008, 12:36:21 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2008, 11:05:35 AM »
Happy Birthday, belated birthday TVC.

I was not online too much yesterday so I missed this thread.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2008, 11:52:05 AM »
Happy birthday!



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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2008, 11:59:52 AM »
:)

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITEMAN!
« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2008, 12:44:42 PM »
Any birthday party pics guys?  :-*
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