Author Topic: My librul co-workers sent me this e-mail with the subject line of: "If only..." (Read 6969 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** October 25, 2006, 01:03:37 PM »

Get it - it's funny because Dubya is so stupid!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:05:51 PM »

This is a very old joke.

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:11:40 PM »

It's still funny though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:12:20 PM »

Damn, girl, I didn't think you were librul hippie scum.

whiteACID · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:13:41 PM »

shove it fartface

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:14:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:12:20 PM

Damn, girl, I didn't think you were librul hippie scum.

Look at the election season voter feelings around this fall, who ISN'T a liberal in America right now?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:14:53 PM »

I am going to forward your canned laughter to your office - and we'll see what the government does to you!

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:16:37 PM »

You mean a government lead by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi?

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:20:18 PM »

BUSH LIED JESUS DIED

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:16:37 PM

You mean a government lead by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi?

When she's speaker will she grant citizenship to every single South American? Going by her past voting record it would seem so.

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:22:05 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:16:37 PM
You mean a government lead by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi?
When she's speaker will she grant citizenship to every single South American? Going by her past voting record it would seem so.

Also every single women gets 15 free abortions.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:22:52 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:22:05 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on October 25, 2006, 01:21:27 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:16:37 PM
You mean a government lead by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi?
When she's speaker will she grant citizenship to every single South American? Going by her past voting record it would seem so.
Also every single women gets 15 free abortions.

Sounds good to me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:29:46 PM »

abortions for some, american flags for others!

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 25, 2006, 01:29:46 PM

abortions for some, american flags for others!

Hooray!

Cheebs · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:30:57 PM »

No flags. The democrat led congress will burn every single one. Haven't you heard?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:31:07 PM »

I loled

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:32:29 PM »

I find it funny that the left continues to laugh at Bush when in reality he's the one who's laughing. Not only has he beaten them twice*, he did it with the help of all those religious Christians everyone says are so stupid. The intellectuals, liberals, and philosphopers have been in shock for 6 years, and the only thing they can do to hide the pain is laugh. Here's to you liberal America.

...

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:33:07 PM »

you make your avatar cry.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:30:57 PM

No flags. The democrat led congress will burn every single one. Haven't you heard?

And replace them with UN flags. Pussies!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:37:40 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:33:07 PM

you make your avatar cry.

I was joking.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:38:05 PM »

Bush might be a crappy President, but he isn't a moron.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:39:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:38:05 PM

Bush might be a crappy President, but he isn't a moron.

*claps*

People refuse to recognize that. The man is pretty shifty.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:41:09 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:38:05 PM

Bush might be a crappy President, but he isn't a moron.

He picked Karl Rove as his main man, that was a act of genius. Seriously.

Karl Rove is one of the greatest political masterminds in history. Doesn't mean I don't hate Rove of course.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:42:03 PM »

I admire Rove for his genius. Like Palpatine. But I hate him for his evil. Like Palpatine!

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:44:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:42:03 PM

I admire Rove for his genius. Like Palpatine. But I hate him for his evil. Like Palpatine!

Exactly!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:44:47 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:41:09 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:38:05 PM
Bush might be a crappy President, but he isn't a moron.
He picked Karl Rove as his main man, that was a act of genius. Seriously.

Karl Rove is one of the greatest political masterminds in history. Doesn't mean I don't hate Rove of course.

Rove is truly brilliant. He is literally feared by some people. I know a couple people who blame everything on Rove lol, paranoid. Oh, Foley is just a distraction created by Rove to take attention away from the Torture Bill!

snatches · « **Reply #26 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:46:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 01:39:36 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:38:05 PM
Bush might be a crappy President, but he isn't a moron.
The man is pretty shitty.

so true, so true.

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:46:37 PM »

What? Why would they say that. Pre-Foley Democrats were expected to win the house by a tight margin. Post-Foley. House is a lock by a wide margin for Democrats.

If Rove created Foleygate all he did was destroy the chances at keeping the house.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:47:03 PM »

Quote from: snatches on October 25, 2006, 01:46:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 01:39:36 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:38:05 PM
Bush might be a crappy President, but he isn't a moron.
The man is pretty shitty.

so true, so true.

omg

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:47:27 PM »

Because he has planted the seeds of evil that far outweigh losing the House for a short period of time. He has created... The Phantom Menace!

Cheebs · « **Reply #30 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:49:52 PM »

lol so losing the congress is like having the trade federation lose and maul dying?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:50:35 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:46:37 PM

What? Why would they say that. Pre-Foley Democrats were expected to win the house by a tight margin. Post-Foley. House is a lock by a wide margin for Democrats.

If Rove created Foleygate all he did was destroy the chances at keeping the house.

EXACTLY

But there are those who think otherwise. Americans don't even seem concerned about the "Torture Bill", so there was no need to distract anyone.

And with Foley...Americans are very forgiving of their public officials. Affairs, lies, etc can be glazed over with the public if an apology is given. But pedophilia is the ultamite sin to many people. It's the lowest act; even among criminals in jail, child molesters are considered to be worse than anyone else.

Foley (and Hassert) tapped into a atomic bomb at the wrong time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:51:36 PM »

Foley : Darth Maul :: Moderate Republicans : Trade Federation

Bacon · « **Reply #33 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:57:46 PM »

Pope John Paul is dead so this joke is both outdated and inaccurate.

Not that it would be funny if it was Pope B.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:46:37 PM

What? Why would they say that. Pre-Foley Democrats were expected to win the house by a tight margin. Post-Foley. House is a lock by a wide margin for Democrats.

If Rove created Foleygate all he did was destroy the chances at keeping the house.

Not really. . .did you hear that THEM GAYS IS WANNA GET MARRIED AGAIN?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:01:41 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 25, 2006, 01:59:03 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:46:37 PM
What? Why would they say that. Pre-Foley Democrats were expected to win the house by a tight margin. Post-Foley. House is a lock by a wide margin for Democrats.

If Rove created Foleygate all he did was destroy the chances at keeping the house.

Not really. . .did you hear that THEM GAYS IS WANNA GET MARRIED AGAIN?

Fuck, why can't they wait until AFTER the elections?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 02:01:41 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 25, 2006, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 25, 2006, 01:46:37 PM
What? Why would they say that. Pre-Foley Democrats were expected to win the house by a tight margin. Post-Foley. House is a lock by a wide margin for Democrats.

If Rove created Foleygate all he did was destroy the chances at keeping the house.

Not really. . .did you hear that THEM GAYS IS WANNA GET MARRIED AGAIN?

Fuck, why can't they wait until AFTER the elections?

Because they want to marry you NOW!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:05:49 PM »

MARRIAGE IS A SACRED RELIGIOUS THING BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. GAWD, TVC 15 WHY ARE YOU SO BITTER AND IGNORANT!

APF · « **Reply #38 on:** October 25, 2006, 03:09:40 PM »

Rove is overrated; but as the saying goes, if he didn't exist Democrats would have to create him, since otherwise they'd have to actually start looking at their own failings than pawn their losses off to the machinations of some demon creature.

efralope · « **Reply #39 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:18:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 01:47:27 PM

Because he has planted the seeds of evil that far outweigh losing the House for a short period of time. He has created... The Phantom Menace!

ha, genius

Mandark · « **Reply #40 on:** October 26, 2006, 05:47:19 AM »

That joke is oooooooooooooooooooooold. It's a cousin to the "I could throw $1000 out the window and make someone very happy..." joke that ends with the pilot saying he could throw out the politicians.

Tell them that it's unacceptable to Mad-lib old, unfunny jokes, and downright tacky to do it in badly-edited JPG form.

Rove's a genius like Vince McMahon is a genius. He's had some success, but most of it is due to the target audience, opponents' incompetence, and outside events. Without a sufficient number of homophobes/closet racists/authoritarians, the machine breaks down.

News:

Author Topic: My librul co-workers sent me this e-mail with the subject line of: "If only..." (Read 6969 times)