Author Topic: last night I had a dream that I made out with my mom (Read 3845 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 17, 2008, 05:02:20 PM »

or it might have been willco

Either way the whole story is too gross to recount and I dreamt that I broke all my teeth from biting down too hard.

Rman · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:05:38 PM »

You have a lot of dreams, dude. I can't remember the last time I had a dream.

Powerslave · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:06:22 PM »

Freudian slip

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:06:51 PM »

I hope it was me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:07:36 PM »

I swear it was my mom at first, but then I went to slip her the tongue and it turned into willco. I woke up like 5 seconds later and I didn't want to sleep anymore so I went nd payed Cherub Rock in rok band.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:09:57 PM »

i had a dream that i was trying to fuck larry david once, but i couldn't get my dick up. he had a vagina. i'm not gay either.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:09:59 PM »

:'(

Why must you hurt me?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:10:15 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on January 17, 2008, 05:09:57 PM

i had a dream that i was trying to fuck larry david once, but i couldn't get my dick up. he had a vagina. i'm not gay either.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:12:44 PM »

I was getting my Oedipus on and you had to come and do that, Will. What the fuck have I told you about using illusions to tempt me in my dreams? I AIN'T SLEEPIN WITH YOU

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:14:13 PM »

I'll be gentle.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:17:16 PM »

my friend once had a dream that he was fucking andy griffith, who was fucking don knotts

we refer to this incident as the mayberry train

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:28:48 PM »

I had a dream I went to a concert with Veronica Belmont

and then she left with one of my friends

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:33:11 PM »

I had a dream Obama won the California primary and was married to Sherry Palmer

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2008, 05:33:11 PM

I had a dream Obama won the California primary and was married to Sherry Palmer

Racist! They all look the same to you, huh?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:41:25 PM »

I had a dream that I slept with my wife. I told her next day how disappointing it was to finally have a sex dream and then it turns out to be with your wife.

She didn't speak to me fdor the rest of that day.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:42:24 PM »

You should have given her some chocolate-covered pretzels, that fixes everything

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:43:31 PM »

I want to be like TA when I grow up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:50:00 PM »

The only weird dream I had recently was that I fell for a half-vampire hostess at a local 24-hour diner, only to learn that her vampire family worked in a building attached to the diner (it was like a customer call center or something). We hit it off and she was beautiful, but we couldn't date on account that I wouldn't fit in with her vampire family. I'm not sure what that dream meant, if it meant anything at all. Maybe that all inlaws are bloodsuckers?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:51:48 PM »

Yea, I think I know what my dream meant. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:53:21 PM »

I'm pretty sure it means that your friends are better than you.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:54:27 PM »

last night I had a dream that I made out with TVC's mom

I've also had the impossible vampire love dream before, I guess that's pretty common in our post-Underworld culture

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:55:46 PM »

Impossible Vampire Love is the title of my next screenplay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:56:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 05:55:46 PM

Impossible Vampire Love is the title of my next screenplay.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2008, 05:59:22 PM »

I'll be co-writing it with Miles Trahan. It takes place in the seedy underbelly of Spokane, Washington where a washed-up hitman named Silver finds a vampire hooker with a heart of gold, ironically named Gold.

Miles wanted to call the production Silver & Gold, but I said it was too tacky and distracts from the impossible vampire love theme that is the crux of the script.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 05:53:21 PM

I'm pretty sure it means that your friends are better than you.

I also had a dream just last night where an imaginary high school chick kept running away from me. $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:30:48 PM »

Why is vampire love impossible? I am pretty sure it worked out okay for Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:33:03 PM »

It never works out unless you submit yourself to becoming a vampire. And then you lose your humanity. So what do you prefer - your soul or immortal love? I pick the former! Most sane people do.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:33:48 PM »

I don't even get laid in my dreams. $:-\$

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:34:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2008, 06:30:48 PM

Why is vampire love impossible? I am pretty sure it worked out okay for Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

I have a friend who loves the Ann Rice books (and the movie), but refuses to acknowledge the wild homo going on there. It's quite funny, like he has just completely blocked it out of his mind.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:37:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 06:33:03 PM

It never works out unless you submit yourself to becoming a vampire. And then you lose your humanity. So what do you prefer - your soul or immortal love? I pick the former! Most sane people do.

Most BLAND people you mean. Brad Pitt is a super vampire hotty and he couldn't say no to Tom

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 17, 2008, 06:34:59 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2008, 06:30:48 PM
Why is vampire love impossible? I am pretty sure it worked out okay for Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

I have a friend who loves the Ann Rice books (and the movie), but refuses to acknowledge the wild homo going on there. It's quite funny, like he has just completely blocked it out of his mind.

But it's like undeniable. I KNOW I read like 10 pages of one of the books, and there was extensive homo going down.

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:38:21 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2008, 06:33:48 PM

I don't even get laid in my dreams. $:-\$

qft $:-\$

trh · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:41:21 PM »

maybe willco is your mom

also sex dreams are the best, the only dreams i can still remember

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:44:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2008, 06:37:37 PM

But it's like undeniable. I KNOW I read like 10 pages of one of the books, and there was extensive homo going down.

I know, but he refuses to accept that, and whenever the subject is brought up, some of us delight in pointing out the homo to him.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:44:42 PM »

my dreams usually turn into delusions and I think there are characters from noirs skulking about my apartment trying to kill me or maybe use me as a pawn in some sort of shady insurance scheme.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:53:26 PM »

I had a weird dream last night where I was back together with an old girlfriend and we broke into someones house to use their stuff and when the people came home they flipped of course but we convinced them we just wanted to hang out and we all just watched tv n shit. I blame Tylenol PM

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 17, 2008, 06:56:09 PM »

I still have those vampire chronicles books. I should blog reading them. Can't be worse than when I tried to read Atlus Shrugged.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #36 on:** January 17, 2008, 08:57:39 PM »

Last night I was at my friend's band's concert and his banter while setting up included a story about making out with his mom. It's a banner week for making out with your mom, I guess, but I don't personally intend to join the festivities.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** January 17, 2008, 09:11:18 PM »

I often have very vivid and realistic dreams. I've never dreamt of making out with my mom. Hah.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** January 17, 2008, 11:57:19 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 17, 2008, 09:11:18 PM

I often have very vivid and realistic dreams. I've never dreamt of making out with my mom. Hah.

Then who have you dreamt about making out with?

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:01:52 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 11:57:19 PM

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 17, 2008, 09:11:18 PM
I often have very vivid and realistic dreams. I've never dreamt of making out with my mom. Hah.

Then who have you dreamt about making out with?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:10:12 AM »

Yesterday I couldn't figure out if the day before my mom had given me half a chocolate bar or if I dreampt the whole thing up. I distinctly remember getting half a chocolate bar but I don't remember eating it. I got all paranoid at work that I'd put it down on my couch and I'd come home to find melted chocolate on my couch or that my dog ate it. I still haven't figured out if it was real or not.

Also the best music to go along with making out with whiteman's mom is, without a doubt, the intro music from Earth: Final Conflict.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:11:56 AM »

I think it's odd that Father_Mike posted right after your reply. I no longer think he's a separate poster, but rather some kind of split-personality of yours.

DrMiletski · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:18:25 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 18, 2008, 12:11:56 AM

I think it's odd that Father_Mike posted right after your reply. I no longer think he's a separate poster, but rather some kind of split-personality of yours.

That's absurd.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:18:32 AM »

I was surprised to find my picture pop up after I posted. I thought I had posted in the picture thread, as I sometimes browse that thread to admire myself.

I was also very pleased that that pic is still coming from my photobucked account!

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:18:41 AM »

I mean, uh, that's absurd.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:19:27 AM »

FUCK. LOoK AT THE TIME!
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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:30:11 AM »

MY GOD AM I SEXY

Who wouldn't dream of me? Besides all the girls who know me in real life

and I get to wear my cravat out to my final on Saturday morning.

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:31:05 AM »

You can't wear that thing in public, dude.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #48 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:31:07 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 11:57:19 PM

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 17, 2008, 09:11:18 PM
I often have very vivid and realistic dreams. I've never dreamt of making out with my mom. Hah.

Then who have you dreamt about making out with?

You.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:32:35 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 18, 2008, 12:31:05 AM

You can't wear that thing in public, dude.

I can, will, and have!

FOP POWER!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:36:38 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 18, 2008, 12:31:07 AM

Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 11:57:19 PM
Then who have you dreamt about making out with?

You.

TVC15 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 18, 2008, 12:36:38 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 18, 2008, 12:31:07 AM
Quote from: Willco on January 17, 2008, 11:57:19 PM
Then who have you dreamt about making out with?

You.

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Oblivion · « **Reply #52 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:40:55 AM »

Well, I had a dream where I was about to bone Daphne Rosen. She was all over my nuts when she saw me, but I wanted to wait til we got back to my place to do it (we met on a bus for some reason). Then when I was finally ready to invade the holy land, bitch suddenly decided she was too good for me! I was about to karate chop her liver in retaliation, but before I could do so I woke up. I was angry for the rest of the day.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** January 18, 2008, 12:49:31 AM »

I've had many a sex dream where you get worked up right to the dirty deed and for some reason, don't go through. I think this has more to do with the fact that you can get a boner and hot and bothered in a dream, thus lending to the believable nature of the dream, but there's really no way to physically simulate the sex unless you go to sleep with a fleshlight.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #54 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:12:44 AM »

guy at a bar gave me shit last night for looking too pretty and hitting on his girlfriend. I told him to fuck off.

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Author Topic: last night I had a dream that I made out with my mom (Read 3845 times)