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The Fake Shemp

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I'm one year closer to my death...
« on: January 18, 2008, 01:01:11 PM »
... that feeling of mortality is starting to sink in!
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 01:02:10 PM »
[insert PBF comic here]
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 01:09:40 PM »
Jeez, you oldies are a depressing bunch. 

T234

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 01:22:53 PM »
Eh, at least you can watch shit in high-definition now, something you couldn't do one year ago.


OT: There is getting to be too many people without avatars around here, some of them assholes. Since I can't have these people cramp mah style, I'm in the market for an avatar. Should I get one?
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 01:40:20 PM »
Happy birthday ya fogey!

Robo

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 01:45:42 PM »
...tic tok tic tok tic tok...
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 02:01:52 PM »
Yeah, you guys are closer to death.

Today, I turn 24-years-old... closer to death!

Next year will actually scare me, because I'll be 25.  Supposedly, I'll be five years away from that age where you're supposed to have financial stability and something resembling a committed relationship and/or family.  What a crock!  Bachleor for life!  Macaroni and cheese for breakfast!
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 02:02:37 PM »
come over. i'll make you feel alive

Robo

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 02:05:30 PM »
I thought you were older than me.  :-\
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Powerslave

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 02:05:44 PM »
everything you say to meeee
TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 02:05:52 PM »
Happy birthday, Willco!

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 02:12:15 PM »
Yeah, you guys are closer to death.

Today, I turn 24-years-old... closer to death!

Next year will actually scare me, because I'll be 25.  Supposedly, I'll be five years away from that age where you're supposed to have financial stability and something resembling a committed relationship and/or family.  What a crock!  Bachleor for life!  Macaroni and cheese for breakfast!

Happy Birthday.

You're pretty young, dude.

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2008, 02:22:07 PM »
Happy Birthday!  I turned 25 last year, no worries nicca.  :-*
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2008, 02:23:47 PM »
Happy Birthday!  I turned 25 last year, no worries nicca.  :-*


Ya but you're married.  Wilco is legging. 

Edited for the Jerks.    It's Wilco's party and I'll spell how I want to! 
« Last Edit: January 18, 2008, 02:31:10 PM by Father_Mike »

CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2008, 02:25:04 PM »
Father Mike WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AHHHHHHHHHH
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T234

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2008, 02:27:16 PM »
I agree.

Father_Mike, I love you, but please spellcheck your posts.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2008, 02:31:32 PM »
See! He's 25-years-old and married!  I'm so soured on long-term relationships that I don't even want a Chia pet!  I'm doomed to failure.  I'm going to be the next ManaByte...

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T234

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2008, 02:33:35 PM »
Happy Birthday!  I turned 25 last year, no worries nicca.  :-*


Ya but you're married.  Wilco is legging. 

Edited for the Jerks.    It's Wilco's party and I'll spell how I want to! 
You still fucked it up  :rofl :rofl
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2008, 02:34:57 PM »
Maybe I'm just having a bad day at work, but goddamn it.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2008, 02:36:03 PM »
And now Father_Mike says I'm legging.  Worst birthday ever!
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2008, 02:38:51 PM »
Fuck.  I give up.


 :santocry :santocry :santocry

The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2008, 02:39:41 PM »
Dude, are you drunk right now?
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Powerslave

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2008, 02:39:49 PM »
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2008, 02:41:51 PM »
Dude, are you drunk right now?

.....Yes?

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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2008, 02:44:14 PM »
You can't write, though.  You can barely piece together coherent thoughts!
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2008, 02:46:36 PM »
 >:(

Some one is grumpy today!  I guess that happens when you get old.   

Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2008, 02:47:00 PM »
Yeah, you guys are closer to death.

Today, I turn 24-years-old... closer to death!

Next year will actually scare me, because I'll be 25.  Supposedly, I'll be five years away from that age where you're supposed to have financial stability and something resembling a committed relationship and/or family.  What a crock!  Bachleor for life!  Macaroni and cheese for breakfast!

I can't believe I'm already half way through my 20's (I'm 26, turn 27 in August)...
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T234

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2008, 02:47:11 PM »
The weird thing is, I hunt-and-peck real slow, so it takes me awhile to crank out any meaningful amount of text. As a byproduct of this, I make very few typographical errors.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2008, 02:48:18 PM »
I can't believe I'm already half way through my 20's (I'm 26, turn 27 in August)...

But aren't you already married and financially stable?  I'm just now finally moving into my own apartment and whatnot.  I am lagging!  :'(
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2008, 02:50:01 PM »
I read things that I have wrote the way I think I have wrote them, instead of how they actually are. 

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2008, 02:52:06 PM »
So it was the "e"!  FUCK!

Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2008, 03:02:57 PM »
I can't believe I'm already half way through my 20's (I'm 26, turn 27 in August)...

But aren't you already married and financially stable?  I'm just now finally moving into my own apartment and whatnot.  I am lagging!  :'(

Yeah, I got married right before my 25th birthday, and we just bought a house. But, that's not the stereotypical 20-something these days. You're doing just fine.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2008, 03:04:32 PM »
I guess the fact that I don't live at home with my parents should be a mild victory.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2008, 03:08:17 PM »
I guess the fact that I don't live at home with my parents should be a mild victory.

On the internet? Yes.
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2008, 03:31:29 PM »
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #35 on: January 18, 2008, 03:36:06 PM »
Happy birthday William
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #36 on: January 18, 2008, 03:36:52 PM »
Thank you, Maurice.
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2008, 03:44:57 PM »
Happy Birthday! Sorry I didn't mention it sooner.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2008, 03:46:53 PM »
Pfffttt, happy birthdays. I haven't had one of those in a while. Shit, I can't remember the few before my 21st last year. And the only reason I remember that is because I got drunk and did something I regret.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2008, 03:47:59 PM »
Pfffttt, happy birthdays. I haven't had one of those in a while. Shit, I can't remember the few before my 21st last year. And the only reason I remember that is because I got drunk and did something I regret.

Is this why Malek always blushes as he says your name? 

T234

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2008, 03:49:34 PM »
Pfffttt, happy birthdays. I haven't had one of those in a while. Shit, I can't remember the few before my 21st last year. And the only reason I remember that is because I got drunk and did something I regret.
You didn't do an upper-decker in Trump Tower did you? I hear he is still looking for whoever did it.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2008, 03:51:22 PM by T234 »
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2008, 03:50:26 PM »
Pfffttt, happy birthdays. I haven't had one of those in a while. Shit, I can't remember the few before my 21st last year. And the only reason I remember that is because I got drunk and did something I regret.
You didn't do an upper-decker in Trump Tower did you. I hear he is still looking for whoever did it.

That's definitely not something I would regret.
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T234

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« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2008, 03:55:09 PM »
The only time I've ever done anything like that was the time I drew an Apple logo in a circle with slash through it on the wall in an airport bathroom.
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2008, 04:22:44 PM »
What a crock!  Bachleor for life!  Macaroni and cheese for breakfast!

:rofl :rofl :rofl


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2008, 04:38:40 PM »
Bachleor for life!  Macaroni and cheese for breakfast!

If I were a bachelor, I'd have pie for breakfast every single day.
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #45 on: January 18, 2008, 05:44:21 PM »
Happy birthday Willco!

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« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2008, 05:45:48 PM »
Happy birthday Willco!

Please keep your avatar around for my birthday, so I can pretend Veronica Belmont is wishing me a Happy Birthday.
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #47 on: January 18, 2008, 05:47:27 PM »
Man I am 3 years older than Will, almost exactly.  That means he has to bottom for me when we meet.
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #48 on: January 18, 2008, 06:44:42 PM »
happy birthday!
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #49 on: January 18, 2008, 06:56:03 PM »
Happy birthday.
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TVC15

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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2008, 07:12:21 PM »
[youtube=425,350]k4SLSlSmW74[/youtube].
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2008, 07:15:45 PM »
happy bday!

also quit whining I JUST TURNED FUCKING 34 OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD IT'S OVER
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Re: I'm one year closer to my death...
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2008, 08:06:57 PM »
happy birfday!
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