Author Topic: What are the movies you're going make sure your children watch? (Read 13509 times)

Rman · « **on:** January 18, 2008, 06:26:01 PM »

For me it will probably be The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, most of the Disney animated features especially starting from The Little Mermaid all the way through Lion King, arguably Disney Animation Studios best era. Pixar's input, with the exception of Cars has also been stellar. E.T. and Star Wars (original trilogy) will also be on that list. Sounds cliche, but that's what I could think of at the moment.

What movies do you want to share with your future offspring?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:27:45 PM »

Caligula and Meet Joe Black and Legends of the Fall

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:27:53 PM »

Caligula

Damn you mupepe!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:28:01 PM »

Die Hard, Terminator 2, Commando, Predator, Aliens

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:28:53 PM »

Black Sheep

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:29:25 PM »

Oh, and my parents didn't really make sure I watched any particular movies. I found out Darth Vader was Luke's father from The Simpsons when I was like 8 or 9.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:30:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:29:25 PM

I found out Darth Vader was Luke's father from The Simpsons when I was like 8 or 9.

What a horrible childhood you must have had.

Rman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:30:22 PM »

It's not so much about forcing your children to watch but sharing the movies with them.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:31:23 PM »

Quote from: Rman on January 18, 2008, 06:30:22 PM

It's not so much about forcing your children to watch but sharing the movies with them.

You're right. I'll force hookers to watch Caligula instead.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:32:18 PM »

Quote from: Rman on January 18, 2008, 06:30:22 PM

It's not so much about forcing your children to watch but sharing the movies with them.

Yea well, my parents didn't really share any with me lol

Or maybe I just can't remember.

I do remember seeing Jurassic Park in theaters with them, though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:35:01 PM »

Rman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:35:46 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:28:01 PM

Die Hard, Terminator 2, Commando, Predator, Aliens

My stepfather introduced me to action films at a young age. He didn't care about ratings or anything like that. So we saw everything. He was a big movie collector and had a huge VHS library. Ironically, he didn't let us watch Eddie Murphy's Boomerang, due to the gay character in the beginning and the double entendre he made about oral sex. I must of watched T2 over 20 times. I loved that movie.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:37:01 PM »

Quote from: Rman on January 18, 2008, 06:35:46 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
Die Hard, Terminator 2, Commando, Predator, Aliens

My stepfather introduced me to action films at a young age. He didn't care about ratings or anything like that. So we saw everything. He was a big movie collector and had a huge VHS library. Ironically, he didn't let us watch Eddie Murphy's Boomerang, due to the gay character in the beginning and the double entendre he made about oral sex. I must of watched T2 over 20 times. I loved that movie.

Your stepfather rocks. I wasn't joking.

Rman · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:42:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:37:01 PM

Quote from: Rman on January 18, 2008, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
Die Hard, Terminator 2, Commando, Predator, Aliens

My stepfather introduced me to action films at a young age. He didn't care about ratings or anything like that. So we saw everything. He was a big movie collector and had a huge VHS library. Ironically, he didn't let us watch Eddie Murphy's Boomerang, due to the gay character in the beginning and the double entendre he made about oral sex. I must of watched T2 over 20 times. I loved that movie.

Your stepfather rocks. I wasn't joking.

I didn't think you were joking. By today's standards of acceptable violence those movies are pretty tame. Profanity may be an issue, but aren't they going to hear those words eventually in school like everyone else.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:42:55 PM »

Quote from: Rman on January 18, 2008, 06:42:11 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: Rman on January 18, 2008, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
Die Hard, Terminator 2, Commando, Predator, Aliens

My stepfather introduced me to action films at a young age. He didn't care about ratings or anything like that. So we saw everything. He was a big movie collector and had a huge VHS library. Ironically, he didn't let us watch Eddie Murphy's Boomerang, due to the gay character in the beginning and the double entendre he made about oral sex. I must of watched T2 over 20 times. I loved that movie.

Your stepfather rocks. I wasn't joking.

I didn't think you were joking. By today's standards of acceptable violence those movies are pretty tame. Profanity may be an issue, but aren't they going to hear those words eventually in school like everyone else.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 18, 2008, 06:36:17 PM

Make sure you take them to sunday school at the same time TVC, and tell them that El Topo is basically a visual bible.

I want to see Santa Sangre. It sounds awesome from descriptions; the sort of movie every little kid should see. I can fool the kid into thinking it is about Santa Claus, and then. . .

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As deeply troubled Fenix (Axel Jodorowsky) is enslaved by his armless mother and forced into a murderous existence following his release from a sanitarium, Jodorowsky instills his protagonist with a desperate sense of fear and helplessness from which there seems little chance of escape. An alternately brutal, hallucinatory, and beautiful film, Santa Sangre is without question a polarizing effort by its very nature, though viewers willing to be seduced by Jodorowsky's alluring cinematic nightmare will find themselves surprised, enthralled, and richly rewarded with an uniquely unapologetic film that's not easily shaken off.

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A young man is confined in a mental hospital. Through a flashback we see that he was traumatized as a child, when he and his family were circus performers: he saw his father cut off the arms of his mother, a religious fanatic and leader of the heretical church of Santa Sangre ("Holy Blood"), and then commit suicide. Back in the present, he escapes and rejoins his surviving and armless mother. Against his will, he "becomes her arms" and the two undertake a grisly campaign of murder and revenge.

It sounds awesome and I am sure it will be worth watching for the visuals alone .

Jodorowsky, that crazy bastard. I would so let him traumatize my butthole. And my kid's butthole.

bud · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:43:46 PM »

i remember watching cape fear (scorsese) with my dad. he didn't change even the channel during the rape scene, lol.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:46:29 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 06:29:25 PM

Oh, and my parents didn't really make sure I watched any particular movies. I found out Darth Vader was Luke's father from The Simpsons when I was like 8 or 9.

Yeah,Simpsons and some other cartoons kinda ruined some movies for me.I must have heard "Hasta la vista baby" 20 times before I even heard of Terminator.

Rman · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:47:30 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 18, 2008, 06:43:46 PM

i remember watching cape fear (scorsese) with my dad. he didn't change even the channel during the rape scene, lol.

Some parents honestly don't care about stuff like that. I remember I had a friend whose parent were all paranoid about stuff like that. His dad also had a huge collection of movies and when we would ask to watch one of the rated r movies he'd say, "Not now, buddy. Maybe when you're older.''

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2008, 06:50:01 PM »

Passion of the Christ

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:00:37 PM »

Gayniggers from Outer Space

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:02:27 PM »

Men In Black

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Robo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:07:40 PM »

Kids.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:11:12 PM »

Man I love Jodorowsky

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Most directors make films with their eyes. I make films with my cojones.

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I ask of film what most North Americans ask of psychedelic drugs.

Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:39:43 PM »

Scarface

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2008, 07:48:59 PM »

Scarface? Eh if I have kids I'm not renting it, ever. I'll let them see Godfather first. I'm tired of that stereotype

Sad story: A couple days ago Pizza Hut had this deal where EMU students got free pizza. So I was sitting at a booth with some other black guys, and there was this small TV near us that was playing The Godfather - which is like my third favorite film of all time. So me and my brother are watching it, and the three other black guys are too. I sat down right at the part where Appolonia is killed by the car bomb. But as you know, the "action" scenes in Godfather are separated by lots of dialogue/plot scenes

*5 minutes later*
Black guy #1: nicca this is BORING
Black guy #3: It's either this or...*looks at the other VHS tapes on the TV table* Lion King.
Black guy #2: Ayo man it's aight, stop hatin
Black guy #1: I'm not hatin but come on. This ain't no mob movie. Scarface is better
Black guy #2: co-sign
Black guy #3: No shit, this aight but my nicca Pacino ain't nuthin in this. Tony Montana baby, all day!
Black guy #1: No doubt. Ayo did we miss all the shooting parts?

:'( $:-\$

Powerslave · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:01:47 PM »

Scarface > The Godfather

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:04:10 PM »

The Godfather > The fart my dog just let go > being ambushed in the boys locker room and having a plunger shoved up your ass > Scarface

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:07:42 PM »

The Godfather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hitler > Ron Paul >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hillary >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cravats < The Scarface wii game >>>>>> Scarface

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:09:39 PM »

To me it's a 7/10 type affair. Not horrible, but certainly not a "classic" as many hail it today. There just isn't a lot of...I dunno, substance...there. And I never complain about that with movies but Scarface eh. I'm just tired of going to NAACP events and hearing all my peers declare it as their favorite movie.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:10:35 PM »

I dislike Scarface as well. What an ugly movie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:09:39 PM

To me it's a 7/10 type affair. Not horrible, but certainly not a "classic" as many hail it today. There just isn't a lot of...I dunno, substance...there. And I never complain about that with movies but Scarface eh. I'm just tired of going to NAACP events and hearing all my peers declare it as their favorite movie.

So all of your friends are crude stereotypes?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:14:00 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 18, 2008, 08:12:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
To me it's a 7/10 type affair. Not horrible, but certainly not a "classic" as many hail it today. There just isn't a lot of...I dunno, substance...there. And I never complain about that with movies but Scarface eh. I'm just tired of going to NAACP events and hearing all my peers declare it as their favorite movie.

So all of your friends are crude stereotypes?

They aren't my friends - I don't have many black friends. These are people I have to deal with whenever I'm dragged to NAACP youth meetings *sigh*

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:19:15 PM »

godfather is a pretty bad movie. I don't think I would have even watched it if it wasn't for all the hype. scarface on the other hand is actually a funny movie to watch with how over the top it gets with the violence.

I consider both movies pretty low and shitty though. If you see somebody praise either, just tell them they're wrong and say it's another organized-crime-with-honor-shooting-people-in-the-nuts type of movie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:19:45 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 08:19:15 PM

godfather is a pretty bad movie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:19:54 PM »

Sorry, I took "peers" to mean "friends" and not as "associates"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:21:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:19:45 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
godfather is a pretty bad movie.

well what's good about it? what did it teach you about the criminal world? or was it just a trashy emotional story that never really went anywhere?

be warned, I will not read your post if it is more than one sentence.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:22:23 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 08:19:15 PM

godfather is a pretty bad movie. I don't think I would have even watched it if it wasn't for all the hype. scarface on the other hand is actually a funny movie to watch with how over the top it gets with the violence.

I consider both movies pretty low and shitty though. If you see somebody praise either, just tell them they're wrong and say it's another organized-crime-with-honor-shooting-people-in-the-nuts type of movie.

and with this, the LORD GOD began singing the song that will end the world.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:23:17 PM »

bud · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:24:10 PM »

what the fuck

Barry Egan · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:28:50 PM »

Salo. On loop. For eight years.

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:33:12 PM »

Watch this trailer and tell me this doesn't look like the BEST MOVIE EVER

[youtube=425,350]mySB_-QuLr8[/youtube]

I like how 3 of his 4 sons are in the movie. They all look like Alejandro did during El Topo, too.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 18, 2008, 08:22:57 PM

Don't worry nintenho, no one here thinks you can comprehend more than that.

do you guys really not get how simple either movie is? the godfather book was considered trash when it came out but then the movie was considered high art.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:11:09 PM »

The book is not the movie.

Mandark · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:15:26 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 09:09:27 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 18, 2008, 08:22:57 PM
Don't worry nintenho, no one here thinks you can comprehend more than that.
do you guys really not get how simple either movie is? the godfather book was considered trash when it came out but then the movie was considered high art.

If important films can't have lowbrow text as their source material, there goes the entire Alfred Hitchcock oeuvre.

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 07:48:59 PM

Scarface? Eh if I have kids I'm not renting it, ever. I'll let them see Godfather first. I'm tired of that stereotype

Sad story: A couple days ago Pizza Hut had this deal where EMU students got free pizza. So I was sitting at a booth with some other black guys, and there was this small TV near us that was playing The Godfather - which is like my third favorite film of all time. So me and my brother are watching it, and the three other black guys are too. I sat down right at the part where Appolonia is killed by the car bomb. But as you know, the "action" scenes in Godfather are separated by lots of dialogue/plot scenes

*5 minutes later*
Black guy #1: nicca this is BORING
Black guy #3: It's either this or...*looks at the other VHS tapes on the TV table* Lion King.
Black guy #2: Ayo man it's aight, stop hatin
Black guy #1: I'm not hatin but come on. This ain't no mob movie. Scarface is better
Black guy #2: co-sign
Black guy #3: No shit, this aight but my nicca Pacino ain't nuthin in this. Tony Montana baby, all day!
Black guy #1: No doubt. Ayo did we miss all the shooting parts?

:'( $:-\$

People don't say co-sign in real life....

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 18, 2008, 09:15:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 07:48:59 PM
Scarface? Eh if I have kids I'm not renting it, ever. I'll let them see Godfather first. I'm tired of that stereotype

Sad story: A couple days ago Pizza Hut had this deal where EMU students got free pizza. So I was sitting at a booth with some other black guys, and there was this small TV near us that was playing The Godfather - which is like my third favorite film of all time. So me and my brother are watching it, and the three other black guys are too. I sat down right at the part where Appolonia is killed by the car bomb. But as you know, the "action" scenes in Godfather are separated by lots of dialogue/plot scenes

*5 minutes later*
Black guy #1: nicca this is BORING
Black guy #3: It's either this or...*looks at the other VHS tapes on the TV table* Lion King.
Black guy #2: Ayo man it's aight, stop hatin
Black guy #1: I'm not hatin but come on. This ain't no mob movie. Scarface is better
Black guy #2: co-sign
Black guy #3: No shit, this aight but my nicca Pacino ain't nuthin in this. Tony Montana baby, all day!
Black guy #1: No doubt. Ayo did we miss all the shooting parts?

:'( $:-\$

People don't say co-sign in real life....

co-sign.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:17:01 PM »

Godfather is definitely better than Scarface but I enjoy Scarface more. I love Scarface so much.

Powerslave · « **Reply #48 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:32:48 PM »

I'm so sick and tired of Scarface bashers holy fuck.

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:49:03 PM »

DO NOT MENTION SCARFACE OR I WILL POP IN VICE CITY. FUCKINGF SHIT I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW oawdjifldsa;jf;kaslfj;lsadkfjo;ldjfF

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 18, 2008, 09:32:48 PM

I'm so sick and tired of Scarface bashers holy fuck.

It happens when an entire culture loves an average movie.

Himu

shm

Powerslave · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2008, 11:43:16 PM »

It's all because of the rappers/MTV Cribs attention this movie got, that it's hated so much by whiny elitist white people.

And average how so? I find it funny how someone who cites a shit-trilogy like LotR as one of their favorites gets not any shit at all, but a Scarface fan is being laughed at. lmao

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:07:00 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on January 18, 2008, 09:15:26 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 18, 2008, 08:22:57 PM
Don't worry nintenho, no one here thinks you can comprehend more than that.
do you guys really not get how simple either movie is? the godfather book was considered trash when it came out but then the movie was considered high art.

If important films can't have lowbrow text as their source material, there goes the entire Alfred Hitchcock oeuvre.

/touchdown

Btw, WTF @ at the trailer TVC posted. I have to see that, if only to see that woman's vagina

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:07:59 AM »

The Godfather is like having a bottle of Fat Tire, whereas Shitface is like glugging down a 40 of schlitz. Scarface, just like Schlitz, is only for minorities, alcoholics, and dirty poors. Some of us here have CULTURE.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:09:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 12:07:00 AM

Quote from: Mandark on January 18, 2008, 09:15:26 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 18, 2008, 08:22:57 PM
Don't worry nintenho, no one here thinks you can comprehend more than that.
do you guys really not get how simple either movie is? the godfather book was considered trash when it came out but then the movie was considered high art.

If important films can't have lowbrow text as their source material, there goes the entire Alfred Hitchcock oeuvre.

/touchdown

Btw, WTF @ at the trailer TVC posted. I have to see that, if only to see that woman's vagina

Check out this one, PD. Jodorowsky movies always feature abundant nudity.

[youtube=425,350]k_BSTEx87EQ[/youtube]

I had to post the Japanese trailer because of all the trailers it features the least nudity. Note that the real movie is in mexican or some shit. No idea why they released an english dub in Japania. distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #55 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:10:11 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 18, 2008, 11:43:16 PM

It's all because of the rappers/MTV Cribs attention this movie got, that it's hated so much by whiny elitist white people.

And average how so? I find it funny how someone who cites a shit-trilogy like LotR as one of their favorites gets not any shit at all, but a Scarface fan is being laughed at. lmao

When did this happen?

Powerslave · « **Reply #56 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:11:03 AM »

^Certainly less than Scarface.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:19:29 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 18, 2008, 11:43:16 PM

It's all because of the rappers/MTV Cribs attention this movie got, that it's hated so much by whiny elitist white people.

And average how so? I find it funny how someone who cites a shit-trilogy like LotR as one of their favorites gets not any shit at all, but a Scarface fan is being laughed at. lmao

We can never be BFF now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:21:50 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 19, 2008, 12:09:39 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 12:07:00 AM
Quote from: Mandark on January 18, 2008, 09:15:26 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 18, 2008, 08:22:57 PM
Don't worry nintenho, no one here thinks you can comprehend more than that.
do you guys really not get how simple either movie is? the godfather book was considered trash when it came out but then the movie was considered high art.

If important films can't have lowbrow text as their source material, there goes the entire Alfred Hitchcock oeuvre.

/touchdown

Btw, WTF @ at the trailer TVC posted. I have to see that, if only to see that woman's vagina

Check out this one, PD. Jodorowsky movies always feature abundant nudity.

[youtube=425,350]k_BSTEx87EQ[/youtube]

I had to post the Japanese trailer because of all the trailers it features the least nudity. Note that the real movie is in mexican or some shit. No idea why they released an english dub in Japania. distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

I want female nudity!

Lots of cripple/disfigured people in this film lol. Makes the Farely Bros. stuff look like a beauty contest

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:30:00 AM »

Yeah, most of his movies feature lotsa synbioses. There's female nudity, though; fear not!

In a different trailer I can't link to, Jodorowsky brags about how he slept with every woman that appears in The Holy Mountain.

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Author Topic: What are the movies you're going make sure your children watch? (Read 13509 times)