Author Topic: Hi guys (Read 7808 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:07:33 PM »

is that jizz?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:08:01 PM »

Is that jizz on your Harrry Potter book?

edit: beaten and we both used the word jizz.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:08:02 PM »

are those tear drops on the lens?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:10:14 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 08:08:02 PM

are those tear drops on the lens?

hell no. that's jizz.

this is disgusting. fucking this is friday night and there you are jacking off near a candy bar.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:11:12 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 18, 2008, 08:10:14 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 08:08:02 PM
are those tear drops on the lens?
hell no. that's jizz.

this is disgusting. fucking this is friday night and there you are jacking off near a candy bar.

He needed some energy.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:11:32 PM »

That's thin jizz.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:12:12 PM »

I guess that's what happens when you jack off 10 times a day...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 18, 2008, 08:11:32 PM

That's thin jizz.

Well, when you jack off 6 times a day...

lordmaji · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:13:44 PM »

PD... what's w/ the suspense?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:16:39 PM »

This thread is full of myna birds

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:17:07 PM »

Would you be willing to send me that Snickers bar?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:21:41 PM »

Well, at least the book had one good climax in it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:23:10 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:26:47 PM »

I can't believe you jacked off on your Harry Potter book. You've truly gone "over the edge."

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 18, 2008, 08:21:41 PM

Well, at least the book had one good climax in it.

Your jokes are so fucking corny. But I love them.

bud · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:27:12 PM »

they're almost as good as the ones in family guy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:35:09 PM »

Why?

Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE! Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

Couse thats how I imagine such an event going down.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:37:29 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 08:35:09 PM

Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE! Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

The nominal form is "ejaculate"

pronounced with a soft-a as in apple, not the hard-a as in hate of the verb

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:41:18 PM »

smh @ pd's low sperm count

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 18, 2008, 08:37:29 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE! Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

The nominal form is "ejaculate"

pronounced with a soft-a as in apple, not the hard-a as in hate of the verb

I was trying to making it sound like a dump pig farming trying to say something beyond her vocabulary.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 18, 2008, 08:37:29 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE! Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

The nominal form is "ejaculate"

pronounced with a soft-a as in apple, not the hard-a as in hate of the verb

Is that "hate" as in "I hate those fucking Harry Potter books"?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:53:43 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on January 18, 2008, 08:40:15 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE! Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

Replace Particle with Brian and you got it. She told me to stay off the porno sites.

She didn't even question you in your choice of porn?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:54:36 PM »

Those are tears

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:54:36 PM

Those are tears

Honestly, jizz would be less embarrassing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2008, 08:58:40 PM »

Why would you be crying at the opening and not at the end?

Are these tears of anticipation?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:00:28 PM »

OMG your mom caught you with Bible Black? O fuck.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:08:03 PM »

haha. I hope for the sake of your inheritance she didn't see any girl with penis rape.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:38:27 PM »

What is Bible Black

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:42:16 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on January 18, 2008, 09:37:56 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
haha. I hope for the sake of your inheritance she didn't see any girl with penis rape.

It wasn't even a full episode. It was just boobs.

You are a lucky man.

AV: Download it. I dare you. New Testament preferably.

flonamen · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2008, 09:55:33 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on January 18, 2008, 09:37:56 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 18, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
haha. I hope for the sake of your inheritance she didn't see any girl with penis rape.

It wasn't even a full episode. It was just boobs.

So do you prefer Hentai or real porn? Ever catch your dad watching porn? Would be funny to blackmail him

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2008, 10:04:07 PM »

He's in porn?

flonamen · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2008, 10:04:18 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on January 18, 2008, 10:02:21 PM

Quote from: flonamen on January 18, 2008, 09:55:33 PM
So do you prefer Hentai or real porn? Ever catch your dad watching porn? Would be funny to blackmail him

Real Porn. Hentai isn't appealing but its funny sometimes. I don't need to blackmail my dad with porn. He's already in enough shit as it is.

Heh, me to. Though my friend is crazy about Hentai and watches it 90% of the time. I will give Hentai one accolade though, it actually can have a decent story.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:02:27 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:07:18 PM »

Cheebs confirm that it's PD.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:08:58 PM »

wtf no way

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #36 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:10:56 PM »

Oh fucking shit

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:12:39 PM »

haha look at that little bit of hair on the front, PD is balding

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:21:07 PM »

He looks really good...If thats him.

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:21:24 PM »

THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET LAID

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:23:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 19, 2008, 09:21:24 PM

THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET LAID

I'm living proof that girls aren't lying when they say that personality is everything :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 09:02:27 PM

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Hahaha, you're actually good-looking. Disappointment total.

Now take a pic of your gigantic black penis.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:25:35 PM »

Yea what the fuck, PD. You should've banged like 10 hoes by now.

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:28:32 PM »

By all rights, this should be you, PD!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:29:23 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 09:24:21 PM

Now take a pic of your gigantic black penis.

Yes I will not believe its PD until I see that face, a gigantic black penis and a Harry Potter book all in one picture.

drew · « **Reply #45 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:29:29 PM »

Whaaaaaaat I thought PD was super skinny?

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:33:29 PM »

Have you missed the posts where he said he's been working out?

drew · « **Reply #47 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:37:20 PM »

I guess so.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #48 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:39:25 PM »

How could you tell from that pic?

drew · « **Reply #49 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:45:21 PM »

That is not the face, neck, or shoulders of a skinny man.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:45:52 PM »

Eh, he should've gotten laid if that were the case.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:47:19 PM »

what kind of camera is that? you look orange. take a pic in fluorescent or natural light. also shave the mustache or grow a beard. it makes you look like a young teen.

Drewsy, he's about 160. Not skinny. Not really fat. Maybe he started working out to work off the weight you gain in freshman year?

I'm 150 and I don't look skinny. except for my arms. and neck. and nipples.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:52:18 PM »

DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE ORANGE, RACIST!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #53 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:57:01 PM »

I'm trying to imagine PD on his bed, hunched over and slowly sobbing while reading Harry Potter. It's difficult to do.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** January 19, 2008, 09:58:23 PM »

I'm imagining him reading HP with a bangbros site on his screen and drinking orange soda...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #55 on:** January 19, 2008, 10:02:19 PM »

I'm more likely to believe the picture is fake.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #56 on:** January 19, 2008, 10:05:25 PM »

The pic kinda jives with what he's posted already...which is why I'm inclined to believe it's possibly real.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #57 on:** January 19, 2008, 11:17:26 PM »

I'm more likely not to give a shit if he has such a noob mustache.

Ichirou · « **Reply #58 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:19:32 AM »

At least this picture definitely confirms that PD is the man and Gay Boy is the woman in their relationship.

Candyflip · « **Reply #59 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:21:52 AM »

I'd hit PD.

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 09:28:32 PM

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By all rights, this should be you, PD!

Sauce? Really. What the hell was supposed to be going on here? And what happens in the left side of the pic towards the end?

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Author Topic: Hi guys (Read 7808 times)