Author Topic: demi moore is a horrible actress (Read 2167 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** January 19, 2008, 02:01:39 AM »

Just finished watching Mr. Brooks, which is a fairly enjoyable B movie with some decent performances, except Demi Moore. Goddamn she is worthless. I know she's going to be one of those mediocre actors who achieve some sort of credibility just by growing old, but she sucks. The movie is fluff, but her pinched-face acting style drops it to below-fluff levels. I would have enjoyed it at least 20% more if some other, any other, actress was in it. Even danefuckingcook was better in it than she was.

Demi Moore: Fucking up my enjoyment of trash cinema since 1981.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:03:06 AM »

I'd let her act like she liked taking one up the pooper.

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flonamen · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:12:49 AM »

Isn't she around your age though? Thought you might like her.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:26:13 AM »

hahaha, you're pretty funny for a zygote.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:34:15 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:36:55 AM »

Dane Cook: All the adorable pockmarks of a Tommy Lee Jones, with none of the bothersome talent

flonamen · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:57:28 AM »

She was good in G.I. Jane.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2008, 03:00:10 AM »

She is generally pretty terrible, but boy did she used to be atomically fucking cute.

flonamen · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2008, 03:03:57 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 19, 2008, 03:00:10 AM

She is generally pretty terrible, but boy did she used to be atomically fucking cute.

how would you know, you're ghey.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2008, 03:20:09 AM »

I am comfortable enough with my homosexuality to be able to be able to admit that a female is handsome.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2008, 04:23:55 AM »

I would have hit it back when she had those huge implants.

thekavorka · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2008, 05:01:29 AM »

she was so hot in striptease

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2008, 06:13:31 AM »

she was very cute in Ghost. dumb movie though, but I watched it with my roommate who likes anything from the 80s.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2008, 06:23:20 AM »

I always get her mixed up with Jennifer Connelly wtf i FAIL $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2008, 06:23:34 AM »

Anyone named Demi can't be that bad

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2008, 06:27:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 06:23:20 AM

I always get her mixed up with Jennifer Connelly wtf i FAIL $:-\$

'Scool. All whiteys look alike.

Kyle · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2008, 06:42:37 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 19, 2008, 06:23:34 AM

Anyone named Demi can't be that bad

demi

Shuri · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2008, 10:54:57 AM »

that douglas-rape scene in entrapment was godly.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2008, 11:07:01 AM »

You're thinking of Disclosure.

rodi · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2008, 11:12:02 AM »

Don't fuck with her. She's with the navy seal's.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** January 19, 2008, 11:29:43 AM »

If I have to choose between more demi or Demi Moore, it becomes quite simple. Demi Moore is already past her prime. demi FTW.

bud · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:51:18 PM »

she was pretty hot in ghost and disclosure

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** January 19, 2008, 01:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:07:01 AM

You're thinking of Disclosure.

I jerked off to that movie so many times.

bud · « **Reply #23 on:** January 19, 2008, 01:49:58 PM »

Shuri · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2008, 10:27:34 PM »

that pic is so awkward.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2008, 11:02:17 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:29:43 AM

If I have to choose between more demi or Demi Moore, it becomes quite simple. Demi Moore is already past her prime. demi FTW.

And demi isn't past his prime?

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2008, 11:37:58 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 20, 2008, 11:02:17 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:29:43 AM
If I have to choose between more demi or Demi Moore, it becomes quite simple. Demi Moore is already past her prime. demi FTW.

And demi isn't past his prime?

He's a young buck.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:32:24 AM »

you mean cub

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:38:28 AM »

cool young dude

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:44:00 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 21, 2008, 12:38:28 AM

cool young dude

You're getting too old for that.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** January 21, 2008, 12:51:42 AM »

Then I guess I'll have to take the next step to Sugar Daddy-dom

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 21, 2008, 01:05:59 AM »

You're way too femme for that.

SpudBud · « **Reply #32 on:** January 21, 2008, 01:37:57 AM »

Quote from: bud on January 19, 2008, 01:49:58 PM

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