that might as well be nothing, because no-one plays hot shots for the characters! has a SINGLE copy of any hot shots game sold because of the characters? answer: no!
yet here you swishie craterbeasts are, cooing over BEAT FROM JET SET RADIO and SONIC and ULALA and OMG OMG OMG DID U SEE THE MONKEY FROM THE MARACA GAME

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cajole, on the other hand, is a man's man. when me and him are quaffin 24 oz steins of the darkest brew and then setting them down on the backs of the sixteen-year-old buttsluts we are assfucking to high-five each other, we will most CERTAINLY NOT be talking about whether robotnik or shinobi could win at fucking tennis