Author Topic: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore? (Read 2888 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** January 20, 2008, 12:44:41 AM »

omg yes

Please post some pics of you and Gay Boy together. Like, preferably with your arm over his shoulder, and having him, like, rubbing your chest.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:53:08 AM »

Indeed. I resign the title, crown, and cravat to him.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM »

You're black?

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:55:01 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:55:38 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM

You're black?

He just doesn't know what a black person is. He's Canadian.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:56:02 AM »

Sorry, Himu. It's no contest.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:59:19 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM

You're black?

I did not see black in the title! I have been drinking! I have been watching the currie of life episodes of Naruto!

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:00:21 AM »

I don't look like Gary Coleman AT ALL.

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:00:56 AM »

Post a pic. Let's make this an Evilbore Nubian Beauty Contest.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:02:09 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2008, 01:00:21 AM

I don't look like Gary Coleman AT ALL.

Yeah. I agree.

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you're not tall enough.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:02:20 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 20, 2008, 12:59:19 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM
You're black?

I did not see black in the title! I have been drinking! I have been watching the currie of life episodes of Naruto!

How drunk are you? Show us your weenis!

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:05:00 AM »

Show us your Bzhole, Arvie.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:06:12 AM »

I'll make some new pics this week.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:06:58 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:05:00 AM

Show us your Bzhole, Arvie.

[youtube=425,350]YXxhV0LZtJs[/youtube]

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:08:21 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2008, 01:06:12 AM

I'll make some new pics this week.

Awesome. Now if we can get Beezy to join in, we'll have us a beauty pageant.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:09:34 AM »

Would I win sexies black man if I showed my g-hole? I always wanted to be a sexy black man.

Not that drunk. Just enough to laugh more than I should at lees drunken mastery.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:16:05 AM »

Well, you don't know who your dad is. Maybe you're part black, and you know about the one-drop rule, right?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:17:15 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 20, 2008, 01:09:34 AM

Would I win sexies black man if I showed my g-hole? I always wanted to be a sexy black man.

I bet you can get a little black in you if you expose your Bzhole to Himuro in person .

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:19:02 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:16:05 AM

Well, you don't know who your dad is. Maybe you're part black, and you know about the one-drop rule, right?

If Arvie fails to swallow every last drop, TCV15 beats him until he's black and bruised?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:19:20 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 20, 2008, 01:17:15 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 20, 2008, 01:09:34 AM
Would I win sexies black man if I showed my g-hole? I always wanted to be a sexy black man.

I bet you can get a little black in you if you expose your Bzhole to Himuro in person .

Would that count as the one-inch rule?

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:19:36 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:16:05 AM

Well, you don't know who your dad is. Maybe you're part black, and you know about the one-drop rule, right?

Would ANY fucking black man wear a fucking cravat? I have a copy of Blackula right here, and let me tell you, Blackula ain't wearing no cravat, and as a matter of fact, he kills some homos in the movie. I think that is evidence enough that black men are not fans of the cravat.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:26:59 AM »

Thats because the trend never hit them; when men were wearing cravats they were still wearing cotton shirts made from their own hand.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2008, 02:22:42 AM »

I wouldn't wear a cravat - too formal for me. I like button up shirts but...cravats? Only guys with long hair can pull that off, like Father Mike

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:02:48 AM »

i win

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:38:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2008, 02:22:42 AM

I wouldn't wear a cravat - too formal for me. I like button up shirts but...cravats? Only guys with long hair can pull that off, like Father Mike

How about an ascot? Blackula does seem to be wearing one of them when Dracula turns him into Blackula.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:43:09 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 03:02:48 AM

i win

PICS

T234 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:47:01 AM »

As somebody who has seen pics of all three of the dudes in question, 'tis close to call.

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:56:11 AM »

I have no new pics except for one where my head is cut off. Here are the same old ones that I always post:

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:59:51 AM »

someone post that image of beezy where the black stallion is in front of him

demi made it

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2008, 04:02:06 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2008, 04:09:58 AM »

Perhaps I should change this thread into a poll and let the public decide.

treythemovie · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2008, 05:29:56 AM »

I voted for Father Mike because he is drunk, always a plus in my book

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2008, 08:30:50 AM »

Beezy's my weezy fo sho.

<~~~gangsta face

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2008, 09:51:40 AM »

Himu better post photographic proof of his hotness soon, he's fading fast in the polls.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2008, 11:58:58 AM »

we have some fine ebony hunks here on evilbore. we should release a 2009 calendar: "eb's dark chocolate" and feature all our distinguished black dreamboats in compromising poses.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:01:25 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on January 20, 2008, 11:58:58 AM

we have some fine ebony hunks here on evilbore. we should release a 2009 calendar: "eb's dark chocolate" and feature all our distinguished black dreamboats in compromising poses.

It will be a three month year?

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:06:29 PM »

FATHER MIKE IS NOT BLACK.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2008, 01:13:05 PM »

White man still holding the Black man down!

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2008, 11:13:44 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on January 20, 2008, 11:58:58 AM

we have some fine ebony hunks here on evilbore. we should release a 2009 calendar: "eb's dark chocolate" and feature all our distinguished black dreamboats in compromising poses.

I propose we call it "Sexual Dark Chocolate: The Evilbore 2009 Experience" and make it an interactive multimedia calendar you install on your PC. So, like, everyday there'll be a random audio quote from Himu ("Nice tits!"), Phoenix Dark "I'm really a woman, and my name is Michelle"), or Beezy ("Mmm...Blasians...") whenever you start up your computer.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** January 21, 2008, 03:52:34 PM »

I might start wearing a cravet to combat Mike

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** January 21, 2008, 03:54:45 PM »

The only time a black man touches a cravat is when he's chocking the life out of whitey.

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 04:02:06 AM

fuck i remember what it was too, but i dont have it... it was posted on GAF

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Author Topic: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore? (Read 2888 times)