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Bloodwake

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Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« on: January 22, 2008, 02:50:37 PM »
So, after the gold Twin Peaks set came out, I really, really wanted to see the show. I have never seen it.

So, today I go to the library, and BOOM. It's there. The entire fucking gold set. I checked out the first two discs and it made my day.

This wasn't the first time this has happened. Whenever I wanted to get a copy of Videodrome, two weeks later, it shows up in the library. Then I wanted to watch other Cronenburg films. The next week, they got Dead Ringers, Crash, Scanners, and the Fly. I'm still waiting for whoever has the Fly checked out to bring it back.

Same thing with David Lynch. I watched Eraserhead, and after a while, I really wanted to see some of his more "normal films." A few weeks later, the library is stocked with Dune and Blue Velvet. I am just now getting around to watching those. They also have the short films DVD.

It's so bizarre. It's almost as if I just need to think it hard enough, and poof. It appears. Hell, that's what happened with Doctor Who Series Two (2005). I just got done with season one, and not even a week later, they get the second series. It was bizarre.

I'm sorta creeped out, but hey, if I get to continue studying the films I want to, I can't complain too much.
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 02:56:05 PM »
Imagine a hot, naked woman throwing herself at you
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 03:07:43 PM »
 :lol :lol @ willco

Our campus doesn't really have film students, so we don't get new movies and shit in the library.
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Bloodwake

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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 03:18:32 PM »
Imagine a hot, naked woman throwing herself at you

February.

I have a good feeling about February.

*thinks really hard*
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 03:19:54 PM »
Ah, eyeing desperate Valentine-less homely college girls for your quick fix?  Good con.
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 03:20:21 PM »
I checked out Brazil last week.  didn't get what all the hype was about.

Bloodwake

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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 03:22:17 PM »
Ah, eyeing desperate Valentine-less homely college girls for your quick fix?  Good con.

:D

My new haircut basically makes every girl on campus want me. It's amazing.
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2008, 03:31:02 PM »
Check yer PMs bloodwake.
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 03:40:52 PM »
Ah, eyeing desperate Valentine-less homely college girls for your quick fix?  Good con.

:D

My new haircut basically makes every girl on campus want me. It's amazing.
I gotta see this haircut, so as to take notes because my current arrangement ain't gettin me none.
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 03:41:23 PM »
*thinks really hard*

(Image removed from quote.)

This is Veronica's sexiest picture yet.

If I were at home, I'd have a new Veronica pic to respond with!  >:(
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Bloodwake

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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 04:03:58 PM »
Ah, eyeing desperate Valentine-less homely college girls for your quick fix?  Good con.

:D

My new haircut basically makes every girl on campus want me. It's amazing.
I gotta see this haircut, so as to take notes because my current arrangement ain't gettin me none.


I got hit on pretty hardcore at Applebee's in Richmond. Could have walked away with a number if I had asked, but I wasn't feeling her personality. Too perky for me. She was cute though.
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Re: Berea College Library has been telepathically raping my mind
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 04:07:56 PM »
I got hit on pretty hardcore at Applebee's in Richmond. Could have walked away with a number if I had asked, but I wasn't feeling her personality. Too perky for me. She was cute though.

Made me  :lol  Razor titties is the first thing that popped in my mind.
:)