Author Topic: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES (Read 1551 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** January 22, 2008, 03:48:55 PM »

This is pretty ridiculous so far.

They are setting this up for the ridiculous John Connor on machine sex episode.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:50:01 PM »

god shut the fuck up already

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:50:50 PM »

No homo.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:02:15 PM »

What the hell, they're running naked.

Oh my God, he looks like he's going to take his mom doggystyle.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:03:50 PM »

I watched that ep, it does not.

Tis a good show.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:06:51 PM »

So the cover story is that his Terminator bodyguard is his sister? This is like bad Terminator incest fan fiction.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:14:03 PM »

and she has to pretend to be a high school student!

HIJINX ENSUE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:16:03 PM »

Yes, but Sarah Connor is hot.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:18:57 PM »

apparently after killing the T-1000 she decided to let herself go.

do you think that the Cylon can get pregnant with John's child? I mean Terminator.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:23:08 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 22, 2008, 05:18:57 PM

apparently after killing the T-1000 she decided to let herself go.

do you think that the Cylon can get pregnant with John's child? I mean Terminator.

Will it then tell him that "God is love"?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:28:32 PM »

all is full of love

bjork bot > cameron bot

alphabetically and hottidelically

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:39:32 PM »

I think an even better bit will be the inevitable storyline when the pretty ugly girl who John dumps because he doesn't want to risk her life (and has conflicted emotions about his Terminator bodyguard), catches John and the Cylonator making out - thinking that they're brother and sister.

Hot!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:49:01 PM »

I think I can feel my liquid metal reshaping itself

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:51:32 PM »

This is like Boston Public meets something that barely resembles The Terminator franchise. The special effects are awful - some of the worst CG on television!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:53:06 PM »

Daisy chained Xboxes and PlayStations

SKYNET: POWERED BY CELL!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:56:03 PM »

OH MY GOD: THIS SHOW HAD THE SUICIDAL GIRL JUMP TO HER DEATH

For real

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:12:05 PM »

as if the movies ever made a goddamned lick of sense

bork · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:27:27 AM »

It's weird; I went and watched T1 and T2 after not having watched them in forever. I didn't even remember T1. Neither was as good as I remembered them being. $:-\$

And what the hell was up with the suicide girl in the last episode? All that stuff being painted on the school walls and then the end...it had NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON! And now it's over...what the hell was the point of that?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:47:30 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on January 23, 2008, 10:27:27 AM

It's weird; I went and watched T1 and T2 after not having watched them in forever. I didn't even remember T1. Neither was as good as I remembered them being. $:-\$

And what the hell was up with the suicide girl in the last episode? All that stuff being painted on the school walls and then the end...it had NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON! And now it's over...what the hell was the point of that?

John wanted to help her but the terminator wouldn't let him because he needed to stay out of the spotlight. Also one thing that's probably been said before but if you aren't allowed to bring anything through when time traveling.....HOW CAN A TERMINATOR WHO IS A MACHINE GET THROUGH??!?!?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2008, 01:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 04:02:15 PM

What the hell, they're running naked.

Oh my God, he looks like he's going to take his mom doggystyle.

Are they replaying the first episode?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=16507.msg396063#msg396063

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:23:56 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 23, 2008, 01:48:23 PM

Are they replaying the first episode?

You can watch it on www.fox.com

abrader · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:44:45 PM »

Im glad you dont like.

I am terribly terrified of anyone who thinks this is good TV.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2008, 03:29:21 PM »

Yes, can anyone explain what that painted door and the girl have to do with each other? I couldn't understand it at all. She then just jumped to her death. That has been the pinnacle of the show thus far.

Shins · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2008, 08:03:34 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 23, 2008, 10:47:30 AM

Also one thing that's probably been said before but if you aren't allowed to bring anything through when time traveling.....HOW CAN A TERMINATOR WHO IS A MACHINE GET THROUGH??!?!?

Pretty sure its got something to do with the biological covering the Terminators have. Or something. Why they never implanted some humans with totally badass future-tech in their spines, I don't know.

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