Chocolate Mii. No snappy topic line.

[disgruntled_jojo]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/01/wii_mii_chocolates_in_time_for.php

Wii Mii Chocolates are, get this -- little Wii Mii shaped chocolates! You get the option of milk, dark, or white chocolate, and can choose any combination of the three, along with the preferred sexes of the two figures. They run $15 and come in a little Wii shaped box. Perfect for that Wii loving lover of yours for Valentine's day.

My usual desire to post an amusing quip has been usurped by my horror.

[Trent Dole]

*insert your own tay reference here*

[hyp]

why give your valentine a chocolate mii when you can just give her your dick in a box?

[Fragamemnon]

real chocoholics demand real chocolate-this is almost certainly some foul over-sweetened american shit. though it sort of makes sense-cut-rate chocolate for fans of a cut-rate console.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

can you even make them look like YOUR Mii's? Or just generic Mii's?

man, what if you're dating a girl and she knows you like videogames and she gets you those because she thinks you'll like them because they are related to the Wii. I don't think I could keep a straight face in that scenario.

[Van Cruncheon]

can you even make them look like YOUR Mii's? Or just generic Mii's?

man, what if you're dating a girl and she knows you like videogames and she gets you those because she thinks you'll like them because they are related to the Wii. I don't think I could keep a straight face in that scenario.

without saying a word, flip her over and plow her ass like it's christmas morning at the manson house.

[disgruntled_jojo]

This is maybe the only chocolate I can think of that, in the case of any normal female, actually impairs your chances of getting laid on VD.