Author Topic: Rambo (Read 1057 times)

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:22:13 PM »

3 people per minute!

I know ninjas that cant pull that off!

Shins · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:25:14 PM »

I was worried about the sex scenes, because my five year old son is really amped for this. Thank goodness there's nothing naughty like that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:25:59 PM »

Ohio State must be proud of John Mueller and his tireless research into the statistics of action movies from the 1980s.

Oh how I hate Ohio State. Go Blue

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:27:42 PM »

I was worried about the sex scenes, because my five year old son is really amped for this. Thank goodness there's nothing naughty like that.

SEX IS BAD, LONG LIVE VIOLENCE

Shins · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:31:19 PM »

Do you think they count Rambo ocularly penetrating a corpse's skull as sex?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:54:35 PM »

So basically this movie is the most badass thing ever, lol.

Rman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:58:57 PM »

NO SEX FOR RAMBOOOOOOOOO

I guess the built up testosterone is needed to fuel his killing spree.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:07:04 PM »

The body count is 236?

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:09:12 PM »

ZERO KILLS WITHOUT A SHIRT??

WHAT THE FUCK

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:09:50 PM »

Needs more shirtless kills, but overall I give it a 9.2 before seeing it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:12:01 PM »

ZERO KILLS WITHOUT A SHIRT??

WHAT THE FUCK

I don't know about you, but I think Rocky Balboa fulfilled my need for 60-year-old shirtless Stallone.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:13:19 PM »

More 60-year-old shirtless Stallone, plz

Shins · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:13:50 PM »

Still a little odd. He didn't look that bad in Rocky, and in this case, he'd have on cargo pants. Those make everything look better.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:16:26 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:19:14 PM »

Boom, headshot!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2008, 11:32:25 PM »

I'm so pumped for this movie!

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2008, 04:44:37 PM »

rambo only killed one guy in the first one?!

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2008, 04:48:47 PM »

i like the first one most of all

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2008, 04:52:43 PM »

AHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! EVERY TIME I SEE THIS THREAD I WANNA CUM BULLETS!

Rman · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2008, 06:44:57 PM »

That looks so fake. Worst than the ''Scanners'' clip that is used to death.

Rman · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:13:09 PM »

Someone post that scanners gif for good measure.

Shins · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:15:31 PM »

edit: aw, his is all horizontally scrolling and what-not.

Robo · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:16:34 PM »

It looks twice as awesome all stop motion-y.

Rman · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:17:10 PM »

Rman · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2008, 07:17:53 PM »

I remember when I saw that for the first time and thinking it was the coolest thing ever.

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