Author Topic: I have the worst word in the retail dictionary tomorrow. It starts with "I" and  (Read 775 times)

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The Fake Shemp

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... ends with "ventory".

My gawd.
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Oblivion

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I remember when I was told I would be doing inventory at Target.

Coincidentally, I got fired the same day. Sucks to be you, Willco.

The Fake Shemp

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Fuck! :lol

It's making me so neurotic that I can't even spell anymore!
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The Fake Shemp

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Inventory at GameStop is a breeze compared to inventory at Target - that was a nightmare.  A nightmare!

But you're far more accountable for your stock at GameStop than you are at Target.  It's just a matter of business.
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Shins

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I was in a Gamestop the other night and the girl started crying as she rung me up. Seems that she was getting sacked because of some missing inventory. Didn't get much on the details.

INTUNEevolution

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Bust it out.

How often do you have to do it?  Like every quarter or something?  I hope?
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The Fake Shemp

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Wasn't a manager - we don't even get fired for going on impact (having awful inventory shrink percentage) two times in a row necessarily, anymore.  But if I had a keyholder or suspected a part-timer of either stealing or being negligent in terms of inventory, I wouldn't hesitate to let them go.

But I wouldn't have them ring people up afterwards.  What an idiot manager.  You hear a lot of horror stories and I got to wonder that out of the 5,000 some odd stores in the continental United States, how many are run by incompentent individuals?

Inventory is usually once after Christmas, in January or February, and sometime in the summer.  Maybe one more depending on bad results from either one.
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INTUNEevolution

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Cough!

whoops, I hope i didn't just give you the flu so you can't go to work tomorrow
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The Fake Shemp

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There is at least one in San Francisco I know of.  The manager can't even spell "inventory" let alone do it.

 :lol
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The Fake Shemp

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Also, technically, I didn't misspell it since I said it started with "I" and ended with "ventory".  There very well could be letters in between, I just opted to tell you the beginning and ending parts of that particular word.  So ha!
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The Fake Shemp

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I don't have a magazine rack - it's attached the cash wrap. :-\
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demi

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:lol Iventory

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T234

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At least you didn't work at a wal-mart that caught fire due to fucking pool chemicals.
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demi

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YEAH is there an evilbore thing going on lets suck each others dicks and shit
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demi

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Willco's taking iventory, he's got you covered
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Bloodwake

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OH SHIT THE DREADED IVENTORY

Worst part: no check-outs

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(even though a DM like two years ago gave me clearance for an inventory or two to check out shit whenever I wanted)  :shh
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