Author Topic: Alex's Rejection Watch (Read 5598 times)

INTUNEevolution · « **on:** January 24, 2008, 10:03:01 PM »

So I just sent a soppy letter, under the guise of a fictional story that I end with asking her out.

If you'll recall, I am going to Japan next week, so if I fail miserably and shame my family, I don't have to deal with it for like 12 days. If all goes well, I will spend tomorrow with her watching Cloverfield, and hitting dinner.

Would you like to watch me get owned / get validated?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:14:18 PM »

I'm on an adrenaline high right now, your post does not faze me, but I appreciate the advice!

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:17:41 PM »

I sent it via myspace, so I can check to see if she's read it.

Nothing so far.

I'm hyperventilating.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:18:42 PM »

does she dig flippers

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:19:35 PM »

The appendage kind?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:20:13 PM »

look down roughly 50 degrees to your left and right

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:20:55 PM »

Are you saying you have webbed hands and feet?

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:38:06 PM »

INTUNE's spelling and grammar are both way too good for him to be synbios. I suspect either flonamen or evilol.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:38:53 PM »

For the last time, I'm not distinguished mentally-challenged! Fuck demi for my new legacy!

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:39:54 PM »

who the fuck are you, you dodged me in that other thread too

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:41:39 PM »

I lurk GAF, but I hate not posting. I'm a new face, really.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:42:30 PM »

I love it, every time there's a new member it's like the McCarthy Hearings on this board, haha

Shins · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:42:58 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 10:17:41 PM

I sent it via myspace

I don't understand the younger generation and its social networking.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:43:42 PM »

Do you teach english at my school?
Your whole life sounds like his.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:44:02 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 24, 2008, 10:42:30 PM

I love it, every time there's a new member it's like the McCarthy Hearings on this board, haha

hey, at least he made the trains run on time!

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ah mussolini, mccarthy, what's the difference

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:44:42 PM »

Evilbore fighting Communism and mutated dolphins

Shins · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:44:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 24, 2008, 10:44:02 PM

hey, at least he made the trains run on time!

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ah mussolini, mccarthy, what's the difference

Thyme.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:45:22 PM »

Haha, herb joke!

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No.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:45:39 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 10:38:53 PM

For the last time, I'm not distinguished mentally-challenged! Fuck demi for my new legacy!

You should just post a picture of yourself on the pictures thread to end all speculation. Or at least a picture of your fully functional hands.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:46:56 PM »

I did.

I regret it.

But I did.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:47:28 PM »

ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A FLIPPER BABY?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:49:16 PM »

Walt Disney says, "I know lots of flipper babies! I'll make a list for you!"

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:52:49 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 24, 2008, 10:47:28 PM

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ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A FLIPPER BABY?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2008, 10:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 24, 2008, 10:47:28 PM

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ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A FLIPPER BABY?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:02:56 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 24, 2008, 10:47:28 PM

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ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A FLIPPER BABY?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:17:19 PM »

Every time I refresh, it's like looking death in the face.

And nothing yet. :/

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:39:57 PM »

So the whole Indian girlfriend thing was a lie?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:40:42 PM »

In that post, I said, "You needed to lie." I don't think I led you on.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:42:03 PM »

Would you say this is a "pressure cooker" situation you're in right now?

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:45:15 PM »

Why the hell does Synbios keep coming back here when he knows that absolutely nobody wants him?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #30 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:47:22 PM »

-1 for writing a note about your intentions. That rarely works outside of poorly written and acted romantic comedies.
-2 for not handing it to her personally. Distance is never your friend for situations like these.

The upside is that you will be posting the outcome, right? Assuming she responds to your MySpace message.

Valcrist · « **Reply #31 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:49:44 PM »

Synbios' spirit lives on in this forum.

But yeah, don't do notes. although you tried at least.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #32 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:54:19 PM »

Quote

That rarely works outside of poorly written and acted romantic comedies.

How is real life not a poorly written and acted romantic comedy?

Eric P · « **Reply #33 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:56:53 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2008, 11:54:19 PM

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That rarely works outside of poorly written and acted romantic comedies.

How is real life not a poorly written and acted romantic comedy?

there's more death and less sex

Barry Egan · « **Reply #34 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:57:52 PM »

romantic comedies typically end right before habituation slowly gnaws away at your fresh relationship.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #35 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:58:27 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2008, 11:54:19 PM

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That rarely works outside of poorly written and acted romantic comedies.

How is real life not a poorly written and acted romantic comedy?

Many things.

For one, it is not too often that a successful but lonely female lawyer meets up with a Hugh Grant looking doctor who nurses sick dolphins back to health in his spare time...but still has enough time to go on weekday afternoon shopping sprees and where they spend their entire weekend embracing each other tight. Then she gets a promotion across the country and through the latest Top 40 Light Rock track, she reminisces about their time together. Then as she boards the plane, he runs out and chases her holding flowers while onlookers cheer as he gives up his prestigious profession to go with her. Then cue another Top 40 Light Rock track and then the credits roll.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #36 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:58:50 PM »

OK, so it's a poorly written, acted, directed, produced and, especially, poorly edited romantic comedy.

I've met some successful but lonely female lawyers,

Eric P · « **Reply #37 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:59:17 PM »

you forgot the distinguished mentally-challenged misunderstanding that drives them apart in the second act

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:00:16 AM »

Nothing yet.
I don't know why I didn't check with you guys first!

I hereby promise to update you on the next attempt, this one isn't going well.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:08:09 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 24, 2008, 11:59:17 PM

you forgot the distinguished mentally-challenged misunderstanding that drives them apart in the second act

Fuck!

:'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:13:41 AM »

well, most people I know who did the not asking a person out on a first date directly face-to-face ended up insane and/or in a really bad relationship. you seem sane though, hopefully you'll be a happy man.

but seriously, if she rejects you (the chances are quite high) don't take it too hard and just learn to ask girls out in person.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** January 25, 2008, 12:44:35 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 24, 2008, 10:47:28 PM

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ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, A FLIPPER BABY?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #42 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:13:14 AM »

YEEEEEESSSSS
IT WORKED mostly!
First of all, I did not send a "hey, want to go to the dance with me?" i sent a long ass fictional story, i told in first person and she replied with "why is that the cutest thing i have ever read?!"

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #43 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:18:43 AM »

Well, that's the other side of the coin. She didn't answer. I'm hoping for another myspace miracle.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #44 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:23:07 AM »

Will do.

Ichirou · « **Reply #45 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:31:22 AM »

Post the story you sent her.

GilloD · « **Reply #46 on:** January 25, 2008, 08:40:09 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 25, 2008, 02:21:15 AM

Okay. Now you need to take this advice or you'll blow it. Forget myspace and when you see her at school tomorrow or whatever, ask her "Hey you like the story I sent ya last night?" She'll say some drivel about how it was cute or something. You then have about 2 seconds to put your cojoes out there and plainly ask her to that dance or whatever.

Truth. You did the work, now take it to the endzone for a home run! Just ask her out or you'll look weak and spend the rest of your relationship taking shit from her.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #47 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:08:00 PM »

@ GilloD, Thanks will do.

@ Ichi, I could but I think she liked it because it made me so vulnerable. There is no way I'm doing that for my new favorite forum. Maybe if you promised to read it with an open mind and recall that it worked for me?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #48 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:10:00 PM »

Yeah, I remember the days of virginity and high school relationships.

Now I just wake up next to beautiful women who I groped up while drunk the previous evening. Wow, is life great.

BTW, best breasts I've ever felt.

/derail

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #49 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:35:41 PM »

I love how you think this thread could be derailed.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #50 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:53:29 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 02:35:41 PM

I love how you think this thread could be derailed.

Eh, I really didn't think it did, but that was the comment that could do it if it was to happen.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #51 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:11:41 PM »

I think anything with the word "grope" or "breasts" could derail a thread.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #52 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:31:41 PM »

Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 25, 2008, 03:11:41 PM

I think anything with the word "grope" or "breasts" could derail a thread.

See, you get where I'm coming from.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #53 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:32:28 PM »

I never should have doubted.

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WTF I just derailed my own thread talking about derailing my thread

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INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #54 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:50:07 PM »

Ok, bore, analyze this recent advancement. She can't see me today, but she sounded guilty. However, she's sending me a vid she recorded, probably of her singing. She doesn't seem weirded out by last night's escapades.

T234 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:03:17 PM »

Synbios, we all know it's you.

STOP THE CHARADE

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #56 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:05:47 PM »

Send me some synbios threads and I want to see exactly how similar I am.

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I swear to god, there will be beatdowns if someone calls me that until evidence is presented.

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T234 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:07:39 PM »

Beatdowns?

How the fuck are you gonna beat down anybody with them flippers, man?

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #58 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:10:21 PM »

"If you can't beat 'em, pick up something that can"

T234 · « **Reply #59 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:21:27 PM »

"Ya can't pick up things with flippers"

News:

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