Author Topic: ITT: We create movie titles that would attract GayBoy to a movie (Read 39482 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** January 25, 2008, 01:11:54 PM »

I'll start:

Discovering Franklin (Like Finding Forrester but different)
The Journal of Raggedy Andy (A dude with a diary! scandal but a thought provoking look into the world of a pre-teen mail.)
In the Purrsewt of Hapiniss (He'll go for it again with a different name)
The Summit of Franklin's Manhattan (Franklin is BACK! IN MANHATTAN. Probably really poor and/or playing chess and being awesome)
Gilmore Girls: The Movie (They talk fast! Thumbs up rite lol)

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:17:22 PM »

Dazed and Confused and Naked.
Barry Manilow's Whirlwind Adventure
Like Dyke
Dumbledore's Wardrobe

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:24:18 PM »

The Prettiest Princess
Talk to the Hand
She's So Sassy
She's So Sassy II: Sassy Starz
Zoey's Secret
Michael Cera: Professional Manchild
Namedropping Safe Indie Acts: One Girl's Documentary

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:27:58 PM »

Chance of a Wifetime
Cupid's Quiver
Quirky Girlz
It Ain't All About Lovin'
The Breadth and Depth of Moonlight

T234 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:28:32 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 25, 2008, 01:24:18 PM

The Prettiest Princess
Talk to the Hand
She's So Sassy
She's So Sassy II: Sassy Starz
Zoey's Secret
Michael Cera: Professional Manchild
Namedropping Safe Indie Acts: One Girl's Documentary

This post and that avatar

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:28:52 PM »

hahaha, we rule

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:29:07 PM »

Funny Girl
Yentyl
The Mirror Has Two Faces
300

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:29:50 PM »

The Mystique of Loquisha

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:34:06 PM »

Jammie's Holiday

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:34:42 PM »

Boy Krazy
Miss Maddy's Mad Mall Misadventure
Lonelytown
Here and Forever
But We Were Friends
She's So Sassy Again: Superstar Friendz 4 Life
Hilariously Codependent Twenty-Somethings: An Observational Exercise in Meta and Loathing

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:35:06 PM »

Glitter 2: Shine Harder
Pappa Mia!
28 Dresses
Beauty and the Beauty
Sarah Tiara

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:36:37 PM »

Chance
Hope's Saddle
The Trial of Jenny McCrabbits
Backpocket Notes from a European Adventure
What's the Deal with Corn Nuts?
Flagstaff
The Ape and the Pea

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:37:00 PM »

can't stop

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:38:15 PM »

Cowboy and Chinese Guy
Chinese Guy and Cowboy
Chinese Guy Dressed As Cowboy
Cowboy and Chinese Guy III

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:39:32 PM »

Georgia Rules

...

fuck

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:40:08 PM »

Spin the Bottle, Ella
Elijah's Triumph
In a Word, Love
Destiny's Lovechild
Thus Hath Wrought Passion

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:40:11 PM »

i should note that i would go see a movie titled either "..." or "fuck" just on principle

conversely, i do not doubt that gay boy would RUN not WALK to see a movie titled "Ellipsis" about an edgy 17 year old girl who feels her life is currently locked in a stasis between her banal band-obsessed boyfriend, her all-too-precious-and-precocious blog, and her unresolved issues with the father who abandoned her for a Japanese parlor masseuse.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:42:59 PM »

Juke Box Miracles
The Family Album of Food Stamps
If Kids Ruled the World
The Coca Cola Wedding

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:45:29 PM »

O NO U DI'NT
Dubble SNAPZ
Face It, Girl!
We Gotz Da Life
How Can I Breathe

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:46:17 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:46:46 PM »

Oh No You Didn't!
Is it Love?
Leader of the Pack
Tomorrow Will Be Better, I Know
Me and You and Us
Jew!: The Musical

EDIT: I think "Oh No You Didn't!" is clearly an awesome title since we both came up with it independently O_O

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:48:40 PM »

we have to write that script now

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:49:12 PM »

Little Big Girl
Jaden's Freud
All Her Listless Days and Nights
Let's Get Coffee
sex is sex
Posey's Idylls
No Buses Ever Stop Here
She's So Sassy Neo Generation: Little Sis Makes it Big

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:51:06 PM »

39 Months
The Bosun's Wife
I Woke Up and One of Us Was Crying
Melody, Maybe
Always! The Story of Erasure

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 25, 2008, 01:48:40 PM

we have to write that script now

and make an official banner

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:52:05 PM »

You can test run these titles in your head by imagining the movie preview guy saying them

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:52:44 PM »

Has Cheebs ever seen a Todd Solondz movie?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:53:17 PM »

Penelope's Field
Jonah's Suitcase
Clive's Conundrum
Amy's Anthem
Elizabeth's Scrapbook

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on January 25, 2008, 01:52:05 PM

You can test run these titles in your head by imagining the movie preview guy saying them

I was actually using that test, it totally made "Melody, Maybe" work

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on January 25, 2008, 01:52:05 PM

You can test run these titles in your head by imagining the movie preview guy saying them

i also add "BASED ON THE POPULAR NOVEL BY ACCLAIMED AUTHOR CARL HAASEN"

T234 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:55:14 PM »

Did he pull an abrader or something?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Phil Ken Sebben on January 25, 2008, 01:51:27 PM

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 25, 2008, 01:48:40 PM
we have to write that script now

and make an official banner

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:55:58 PM »

that's a weekend project now

we should use that farrelly brothers font

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:57:10 PM »

ha, i know Jenny Devil Doll from Mz. Pakman

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2008, 01:58:38 PM »

@ this thread

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:24:38 PM »

Jenny Goes to Daycare - Jenny's first day at daycare is more than her parent's bargained for
Melvin Magnetic - the heart warming story of an autistic boy who's an engineering genius
Creamed - a 10 year old boy becomes the father of a 40 year old woman's child and learns the true meaning of love
Anne Enchanted - a fantasy retelling of the Anne Frank story
William Earnest and the Count - the uplifting story of a boy and his vampire

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2008, 02:24:38 PM

Anne Enchanted - a fantasy retelling of the Anne Frank story

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:37:37 PM »

Alright, Cheebs, I want you to review Drugstore Cowboy. I think it is basically the opposite of the stuff you watch. Well, actually Todd Solondz would be that, but I don't want to be the one responsible for you watching that sort of awesome filth.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 25, 2008, 02:28:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
Anne Enchanted - a fantasy retelling of the Anne Frank story

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i don't get this reference. hopefully it's a witty compliment

Edit: oh wait...lol

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:39:45 PM »

Is it a heil joke?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2008, 02:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2008, 02:38:29 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, one of the best albums of the 90s, and to a large degree a fantasy retelling of the Anne Frank story.

The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945
With just her sister at her side
And only weeks before the guns
All came and rained on everyone
Now she's a little boy in Spain
Playing pianos filled with flames
On empty rings around the sun
All sing to say my dream has come

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:07:06 PM »

But Olivia Tremor Control is still the bettar E6 band!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:42:39 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 25, 2008, 03:07:06 PM

But Olivia Tremor Control is still the bettar E6 band!

Shut your piehole you revisionist historian you!

Now for some movie titles:

The Autumn of My Discontent
Wearing Shoes in Middle America
Might is Write
Sometimes I Cry When I Go To Sleep

Robo · « **Reply #43 on:** January 25, 2008, 03:58:36 PM »

Walt Disney's The Fanciest Boy in England
The Distinguished Black Fellow of the 'Narcissus'
Walt Disney's Two Dogs, A Rat, and a Mangy Cat
Save Africa With Bono & The Edge
Runaway Caberet

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #44 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:03:57 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 03:58:36 PM

Save Africa With Bono & The Edge

I'm seeing that this weekend! In 3D.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:05:01 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 25, 2008, 04:03:57 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 03:58:36 PM
Save Africa With Bono & The Edge

I'm seeing that this weekend! In 3D.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #46 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:12:54 PM »

No Country for Gay Boys

Hair:The Vidal Sassoon story

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** January 25, 2008, 04:16:02 PM »

Bandwagon Bungalow III

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #48 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:08:34 PM »

Oops!: I did it again
The Rise and Fall of Britney Spears
Britney Spears: Where Will it End?
Britney, An Icon, A Tragedy

abrader · « **Reply #49 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:17:20 PM »

INTUNE - do you know Cheebs?

I think the guy is all-rite - dont jump on the hater bandwagon!

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #50 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:18:55 PM »

I recall the name. Why do you ask?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Abrader = Cheebs?

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abrader · « **Reply #51 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:20:08 PM »

hahah no - Cheebs/Gayboy is not me - but I dont mind the guy regardless of what movies he likes/dislikes.....

All of us have some stinkers in our video collection.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #52 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:22:19 PM »

Wait is Gayboy a real person?

I thought this was "ITT: We make movie titles a gay person would see"

Oops.

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:22:43 PM »

At least the bad movies in my collection are defendable, and most of them were purchased for ironic so-bad-they're-good reasons.

abrader · « **Reply #54 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:24:00 PM »

I honestly do not even know what cheebs has in his collection.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:24:56 PM »

Courage and Hairspray: the abrader story

abrader · « **Reply #56 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:25:51 PM »

I dont use hairspray

protip

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #57 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:26:34 PM »

Have I been insulting someone this whole time?

abrader · « **Reply #58 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:31:09 PM »

LOLLERBALLER!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #59 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:35:59 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 25, 2008, 05:20:08 PM

All of us have some stinkers in our video collection.

What's your definition of "some"? 75%?

I'm just going by what we know of your videogame collection.

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Author Topic: ITT: We create movie titles that would attract GayBoy to a movie (Read 39482 times)