The Ultimate Warrior weighs in on Heath's timely death

[TVC15]

As a reborn hypermasculine heterosexual, I find that my views generally align with the Warriors, in a totally unironic way.

In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you I have watched Brokeback Mountain no less than 45 times and I own the Limited Edition DVD, signed by Willie Nelson a short time after he wrote that queer cowboy song as a tribute to the courage of the producers and actors who broke such incredible creative ground when they made their agenda-less movie. Serious. Until I saw Bendover Brokeback, Braveheart was my favorite movie. But the love scenes of Brokeback sucked me right in and I had no choice but to give myself over to the passion of its wide open range, if you get my drift. Such courage this young man and his colleagues have. Reminds me of the courage of classic movie stars, where during the War they enlisted and flew bomber planes and fought on frontlines, then came back and picked up their lives and careers right where they left off, without anti-American sentiment, whining and complaining, or self-destructive self indulgence. I’m equally inspired.

Apparently, Leather Hedger had sleeping troubles and anxiety and dealt with terrible mood swings. So do soldiers but they don’t self-destructively fuck up their lives. In fact, they don’t sleep, handle anxiety and mood swings while dealing with whether or not they might at any moment lose their life. And they do this all the while they are dangerously protecting the freedom of others to fuck up their own. By the way, how many 28 (or older or younger) year old soldiers met their death yesterday? It’s not easy to find out. None of them made the headlines of any news.

By today’s standard, though, I do have to agree that he was a great father. Perhaps even greater then the father of the year, Hulk Hogan. After all, Leather Hedger did what it took to kill himself. His kid is without a father, yes, but the negative influence is now removed and his own child has the chance for a full recovery. Hogan, on the other hand, won’t go quite that far. He insists on sticking around to keep further ruining, and profiting off of, the parentally mismanaged lives of his own children.

It is sad and tragic….that we don’t demand attention be paid to greater things.

I agree with the Warrior that Heath was a homosexual sympathizer that didn't love America enough.  That's right, even though Heath wasn't even American, it was his duty as a WORLD CITIZEN to murder brown people.  I hope he is burning in GAY HELL.

[demi]

father of the year, hulk hogan

[Smooth Groove]

Warrior was the one that made me like wrassling. 


I used to crack my friends up with Warrior impressions during lunchtime. 
:'(

[TVC15]

The Ultimate Warrior's webpage, which is where I get all my important news from these days:

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/2008/01/23/

[Phoenix Dark]

Perhaps the greatest troll post ever

Hogan, on the other hand, won’t go quite that far. He insists on sticking around to keep further ruining, and profiting off of, the parentally mismanaged lives of his own children.

smh 

[Phoenix Dark]

My beautiful little daughters, Indiana Marin and Mattigan Twain Warrior

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/index.php?tag=american-superiority-soldiers

Is this a joke blog? 

[Smooth Groove]

Did Warrior really change his name legally to Warrior? I rember reading that somewhere before.  

Imagine if we all legally change our names to our internet handles.  

[TVC15]

My beautiful little daughters, Indiana Marin and Mattigan Twain Warrior

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/index.php?tag=american-superiority-soldiers

Is this a joke blog?  

Nope.  It is his official website!  Have you never seen him speak publicly, like when a college invited him to speak, and he provided us with the awesome quote "Queering doesn't work."

[Smooth Groove]

You would be Doctor Groove, or even better, Smooth Groove M.D.

Smooth Groove is actually kinda lame.  I didn't think I was going to post much so I didn't put much thought into it.  I wish I had chosen someting in the ilk of Mr Angry Face or Synthesizer Patel. 

[Flannel Boy]

The Ultimate Warrior's webpage, which is where I get all my important news from these days:

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/2008/01/23/

Fuck you. Root beer is coming out of my nose.

[Flannel Boy]

Did Warrior really change his name legally to Warrior? I rember reading that somewhere before. 

Imagine if we all legally change our names to our internet handles.   

Yeah... change.

[Mandark]

Warrior's site was maybe the first blog I ever read.  That or the old porn store clerk one.

If people had wanted to bet on which wrestler would kill his family and himself in a bizarre, almost ritualistic manner, I would have lost a lot of money backing the Ultimate Warrior.

[Tauntaun]

Did Warrior really change his name legally to Warrior? I rember reading that somewhere before. 

Imagine if we all legally change our names to our internet handles.   

NOOO!  Mine is my cat's name.   

Edit:  On second thought, if you scratch me the right way I'll purrrrr. 

[FancyFeast]

Wasn't he a homo?   

[Bloodwake]

The Warrior's real name is Warrior Warrior. No shit.

And, he's fucking crazy and he loves himself better then everyone on the face of the earth. And he's a fucking dumbass of epic proportions.

[Bloodwake]

Imagine if we all legally change our names to our internet handles.   

I tried getting my mom to change my name to my old handle. No Dice.

BLOODWAKE BECKNER MOTHER FUCKERS

Yeah, just doesn't work.