Author Topic: Man, bowling used to be awesome (Read 1545 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 25, 2008, 10:14:38 PM »

Now it's all gay and shit

Give me a game where I get to throw bowling balls AT CHILDREN and I will gladly pony up many american pesos for the honor of killing someone's son. I imagine that dude at the back gets to beat the kids if they suck, too.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2008, 10:17:06 PM »

I'm going bowling tomorrow night in West Seattle for a friend's 30th birthday party.

Child labor or not, it shall be awesome.

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM »

I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2008, 10:20:20 PM »

Bowling rules.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2008, 10:21:09 PM »

Look at this one in New Jersey:

This whole "sport" was basically "give us a few bucks and you get to murder a child." Man, when freedom was freedom.

abrader · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2008, 10:29:33 PM »

look at the scared look on the third one from the lefts face.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2008, 10:40:03 PM »

Lol, I'll just stick with my ultra-caucasian lawn bowling.

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I don't lawn bowl

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:51:55 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM

I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood.

I didn't think any of my friends wanted to see it, but we just saw a commercial for it and one of my buddies was like "This looks really good" and I got a boner.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:54:17 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 12:51:55 AM

Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM
I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood.

I didn't think any of my friends wanted to see it, but we just saw a commercial for it and one of my buddies was like "This looks really good" and I got a boner.

So you missed the movie because you and your friend were blowing each other?

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:57:18 AM »

Arby, how deep is your voice? On a scale of Shrill and Womanly (1) to Barry White (10).

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:57:56 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 26, 2008, 12:54:17 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 26, 2008, 12:51:55 AM
Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM
I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood.

I didn't think any of my friends wanted to see it, but we just saw a commercial for it and one of my buddies was like "This looks really good" and I got a boner.

So you missed the movie because you and your friend were blowing each other?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:59:08 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on January 25, 2008, 10:19:56 PM

I thought this was gonna be about There Will Be Blood.

I need to see this movie.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** January 26, 2008, 12:59:53 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 26, 2008, 12:57:18 AM

Arby, how deep is your voice? On a scale of Shrill and Womanly (1) to Barry White (10).

Link me to a place where I can uplaod sound files and you can find out.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:01:48 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 26, 2008, 12:59:53 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 26, 2008, 12:57:18 AM
Arby, how deep is your voice? On a scale of Shrill and Womanly (1) to Barry White (10).

Link me to a place where I can uplaod sound files and you can find out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:06:28 AM »

Just emailed it too you whiteman. I would like to tell you I was drunk when I recoded it, but that would be a lie.

I can assure you I can do better though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:11:30 AM »

I am kind of scared to listen.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:13:45 AM »

Is that because I could fall short from all those dreams and desires.

INTUNEevolution · « **Reply #17 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:17:29 AM »

I imagine he talks like an orange panda would.

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Duh!

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TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 26, 2008, 01:13:45 AM

Is that because I could fall short from all those dreams and desires.

I am breaking out the sennheiser cans for this one. I hope this is good quality!

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:20:03 AM »

Wait, YOU ARE DRUNK!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:40:07 AM »

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:49:47 AM »

Father Mike has a pretty cool voice.

T234 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:51:20 AM »

Let me in on the father mike voice thing too.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** January 26, 2008, 01:51:43 AM »

I thought this too until I recorded myself.

In my head I sound so sexy. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:11:20 AM »

http://media.putfile.com/GAFRAP

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2008, 02:14:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2008, 02:11:20 AM

http://media.putfile.com/GAFRAP

what? who's that?

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Author Topic: Man, bowling used to be awesome (Read 1545 times)