Author Topic: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status (Read 5206 times)

kimberwolf · « **on:** January 28, 2008, 03:52:50 PM »

New here but trying to get the lay of the land... checked my profile and found I was listed as "Lurker". That sounds too creepy.

T234 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:53:51 PM »

WELCOME NEW EVILBORIAN

abrader · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:53:57 PM »

hi <3

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:54:49 PM »

Are you a son of Adam or a daughter of Eve

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:55:03 PM »

Why is it always the girls that ignore the new user thread?

O and hello.

abrader · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:56:17 PM »

But you just registered yesterday?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2008, 03:57:26 PM »

Howdy.

The picture posting thread should be on the front page somewhere. Get to work.

kimberwolf · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:07:41 PM »

Okay, you guys are really nice... I chose the stock photo that looked most like me, I have better teeth but can't write poetry so Hopefully Jewel won't mind.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:09:47 PM »

haha oh evilbore

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:11:45 PM »

Where do you live HA

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:16:12 PM »

We could be bestest e-friends, let's dance. Do you like Hard Gay?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:32:22 PM »

So far you're being way too nice. Women on evilbore need to stand up and challenge our stale patriarchal paradigm

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:33:14 PM »

Quote from: kimberwolf on January 28, 2008, 04:07:41 PM

Okay, you guys are really nice... I chose the stock photo that looked most like me, I have better teeth but can't write poetry so Hopefully Jewel won't mind.

that's ok

jewel can't either

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:55:33 PM »

omg a GIRL

PM me please, I will be your best friend here

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:56:49 PM »

Do you have big tits like Jewel?

Oh wait...this isn't OA...

Do you have big eyes like Jewel?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2008, 04:58:47 PM »

I think we scared her back into lurker status.

PENUS POWAH CONFIRMED!

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Let's dance.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:02:56 PM »

I love girls they smell so nice and so sweet and they are soo soft omg girls

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:04:13 PM »

someone please end this thread's misery

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:05:46 PM »

SHOW US YOUR TEETH

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:06:37 PM »

Told you she was being too nice. We need more surly combative girls here

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:14:30 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 28, 2008, 05:05:46 PM

SHOW US YOUR TEETH

Rman · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2008, 05:15:52 PM »

Oh. Lordy, EB.

You guys scared her away.

etiolate · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:42:13 PM »

is that a furry name?

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:45:45 PM »

yo do you got a fat pussy?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2008, 10:06:09 PM »

I bet it's actually Synbios.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:08:30 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 28, 2008, 09:45:45 PM

yo do you got a fat pussy?

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:14:15 PM »

tauntaun your new avatar scares me

DANCING LOLIS IN MY MIND

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:30:06 PM »

HI I'M BLUETSUNAMI

Quote from: Viz on January 28, 2008, 11:14:15 PM

tauntaun your new avatar scares me

DANCING LOLIS IN MY MIND

It reminds me of Ruzbeh

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:33:29 PM »

HELLO I AM HIMURO

MCD · « **Reply #29 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:35:26 PM »

who is this bitch

Powerslave · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2008, 11:49:39 PM »

Kimberly Wolf

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #31 on:** January 29, 2008, 12:00:48 AM »

Us girls got to stick together

MCD · « **Reply #32 on:** January 29, 2008, 12:08:22 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on January 29, 2008, 12:00:48 AM

Us girls got to stick together

i thought you were a cheeseburger?

kimberwolf · « **Reply #33 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:38:31 AM »

Holy Crap! Note to self: Buy meat for the cubs.

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:43:07 AM »

note to you: show some vag please

abrader · « **Reply #35 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:03:20 AM »

Dood i thought this was really jewel or whoever is in the picture.

I thought "she is nothing special, but Jewel is good enough to be an evilbore member"

I saw her open for Peter Murphy once.

Guitar Wolf - post your real life visage as your avatar!

Did you not know? it is policy for new members to be accepted.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:30:45 AM »

Quote from: kimberwolf on January 30, 2008, 01:38:31 AM

Holy Crap! Note to self: Buy meat for the cubs.

You never PM'ed me back. BAD FORM.

rodi · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:05:57 AM »

Holy Jesus. What have you done, Kimber Wolf?

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:07:08 AM »

Is Kimber Wolf your buddy, rodi?

rodi · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:07:50 AM »

No.

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...not yet! pics plz

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2008, 08:32:57 AM »

The threat of a Flipper Surprise quells me from doing the Internet "cocky funny" angle to gain girlie praise

Though that won't effect Junpei, I'm sure Flipper people can make love too. Like Bz used to say "We all be pink on da' inside"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:37:46 AM »

Quote from: rodi on January 30, 2008, 08:07:50 AM

No.

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...not yet! pics plz
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Just when kimber thought she was safe.

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:48:40 AM »

This thread scares even me!

SpudBud · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2008, 12:00:49 PM »

Women on the internets!?!

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Welcome to EB

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abrader · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2008, 12:11:51 PM »

Kimberwolf - are you interested in ~~deflowering~~ meeting a fine nice black man?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #45 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 10:48:40 AM

This thread scares even me!

me too, mostly because this might be synbios. it probably isn't since cloud banned like his whole county or something.

and uh..kimberwolf, what brought you to EB?

kimberwolf · « **Reply #46 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:17:08 AM »

poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff. I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi. Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up? Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn? Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

Ichirou · « **Reply #47 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:19:23 AM »

JUST HIT REPLY WTF

Tauntaun · « **Reply #48 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:22:08 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 30, 2008, 09:51:07 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 10:48:40 AM
This thread scares even me!
me too, mostly because this might be synbios. it probably isn't since cloud banned like his whole county or something.

and uh..kimberwolf, what brought you to EB?

Yeah why on earth would you come here? We're pretty gay. Maybe you'll feel safe that way? idk. I'm married so I'm no threat but the seductive PM's must stop k?

abrader · « **Reply #49 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:31:22 AM »

Quote from: kimberwolf on January 31, 2008, 12:17:08 AM

poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff. I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi. Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up? Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn? Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #50 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:35:37 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 31, 2008, 12:33:36 AM

Quote from: abrader on January 31, 2008, 12:31:22 AM
Quote from: kimberwolf on January 31, 2008, 12:17:08 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff. I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi. Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up? Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn? Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.

The proper way to deal with such an entity is to ignore it completely.

Who was that other chick we were to ignore? CYANISTA WHERE ARRRREEE YOUUUUU?!??!?

abrader · « **Reply #51 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 31, 2008, 12:33:36 AM

Quote from: abrader on January 31, 2008, 12:31:22 AM
Quote from: kimberwolf on January 31, 2008, 12:17:08 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff. I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi. Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up? Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn? Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.

The proper way to deal with such an entity is to ignore it completely.

i know - but im having my nightcap and am kinda buzzed so bad that the depravity is a relic!

abrader · « **Reply #52 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:39:07 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 31, 2008, 12:35:37 AM

Quote from: Spencer on January 31, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
Quote from: abrader on January 31, 2008, 12:31:22 AM
Quote from: kimberwolf on January 31, 2008, 12:17:08 AM
poor Ichi, I really tried to send you a message but I am clearly very lame at this stuff. I don't know how I'm supposed to send a photo of my face, vag or any other part if I can't even answer Ichi. Okay, who is Bios and why does his/her name keep coming up? Something to do with porn? Or is it flipper porn? Anyway... bear with me, I'm absolute crap at "Teh Internets".

hah what a load of shit.

The proper way to deal with such an entity is to ignore it completely.

Who was that other chick we were to ignore? CYANISTA WHERE ARRRREEE YOUUUUU?!??!?

I liked Cyanista - her tittas were like cannastas.

I like how she talked like such a butch little dike to me....

I have sen the opa-ages guys talk about her - i think she fucks a bunch of them or something and lives in texas on an airforce base where she loads up jet fighter missiles with her bare hands.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:41:48 AM »

Lame duplicate Synbios account. Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked. Two birds with one stone.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** January 31, 2008, 12:42:11 AM »

Quote from: abrader

she loads up jet fighter missiles with her bare hands.

Come back Cyanista and talk to us, or me or yourself. Just come back. Or I'll pee on you.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #55 on:** January 31, 2008, 01:13:13 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 31, 2008, 12:41:48 AM

Lame duplicate Synbios account. Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked. Two birds with one stone.

What was the other one?

abrader · « **Reply #56 on:** January 31, 2008, 01:26:29 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 31, 2008, 12:42:11 AM

Quote from: abrader
she loads up jet fighter missiles with her bare hands.

Come back Cyanista and talk to us, or me or yourself. Just come back. Or I'll pee on you.

She knows how to handle a hott warhead for sure.

Ichirou · « **Reply #57 on:** January 31, 2008, 01:33:49 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2008, 01:13:13 AM

Quote from: Willco on January 31, 2008, 12:41:48 AM
Lame duplicate Synbios account. Thanks to Synbios for blowing his cover, plus using his IP on another duplicate account I tracked. Two birds with one stone.

What was the other one?

I think it was evilol or fl0namen. Or maybe both.

At least we didn't get another porn spam this time. How's that disable images feature coming along? You guys started working on it yet? :/

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** January 31, 2008, 02:33:38 AM »

Actually, it was neither of those accounts.

Ichirou · « **Reply #59 on:** January 31, 2008, 02:40:12 AM »

Who was it?

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Author Topic: Must Post- Can't Take Lurker Status (Read 5206 times)