Life is grand.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm happy.  Who's with me!?

[Van Cruncheon]

is that crazy chick polishing your cufflinks, arvie, or have you finally given up and accepted your destiny as tvc's chaps-clad sex butler?

[Flannel Boy]

I agree. My life is a grand failure.

[Phoenix Dark]

Only God loves you Malek

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and he doesn't exist lol

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[Madrun Badrun]

I love Malek.  I love everything. 

is that crazy chick polishing your cufflinks, arvie, or have you finally given up and accepted your destiny as tvc's chaps-clad sex butler?

I don't have cufflinks as I can't find any French cuff shirts.   

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I'm meeting her for coffee tomorrow.  Look for my "She stood me up" or "She has a boyfriend and didn't tell me"  thread around 8 central.

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[TVC15]

Have you finally decided to come out to your parents?

[Powerslave]

malek can you post the original pic of this

[Madrun Badrun]

Have you finally decided to come out to your parents?

My whole family already thinks I'm gay.  I can't wait to announce I'm back in the closet by bringing a girl home. 

[TVC15]

Gee, I wonder why.

Your parents will just think you are confused, and they will feel bad that you are struggling with this, and that you can't accept what everyone else already knows.  By not coming out, you are probably stressing out your parents.

[Madrun Badrun]

Meh I don't have a dad so that already half the stressing out of the way. 

[TVC15]

Oh no, dads take their son being gay worse.  Women get all emotional and shit about it.  Your mom will just want you to be happy with yourself, and then she will get all mopey and probably stick her head in a gas oven if you don't come out.

[Madrun Badrun]

Is that how your mom took it? 

[TVC15]

Is that how your mom took it? 

My situation is a bit less than typical, so let's not go there!  The important thing is you murdering your mom.  Or not murdering her.

[Phoenix Dark]

Oh no, dad's take their son being gay worse.  Women get all emotional and shit about it.  Your mom will just want you to be happy with yourself, and then she will get all mopey and probably stick her head in a gas oven if you don't come out.

I'd be supportive if my son came out. At the same time, it's natural for parents to want/expect grandkids. Evolution/passing on the family name an' shit.

If you had a manly dad or something I could definitely see him being pissed. My dad is into sports, works on the house, etc. Plus when you sprinkle in some religious bigotry there's no doubt in my mind that he'd take it poorly, and probably start making snide comments to my brothers. Like "any REAL men want to come to the football game?" 

[Flannel Boy]

Oh no, dad's take their son being gay worse.  Women get all emotional and shit about it.  Your mom will just want you to be happy with yourself, and then she will get all mopey and probably stick her head in a gas oven if you don't come out.

I'd be supportive if my son came out. At the same time, it's natural for parents to want/expect grandkids. Evolution/passing on the family name an' shit.

If you had a manly dad or something I could definitely see him being pissed. My dad is into sports, works on the house, etc. Plus when you sprinkle in some religious bigotry there's no doubt in my mind that he'd take it poorly, and probably start making snide comments to my brothers. Like "any REAL men want to come to the football game?" 

Is this why you haven't come out yet?

[Phoenix Dark]

But I'm not gay

[Van Cruncheon]

If you had a manly dad or something I could definitely see him being pissed. My dad is into sports, works on the house, etc. Plus when you sprinkle in some religious bigotry there's no doubt in my mind that he'd take it poorly, and probably start making snide comments to my brothers. Like "any REAL men want to come to the football game?" 

that's when you fuck his ass. or let him fuck yours. familial tension resolved, and you both can go back to thumping your bibles and fearing evolution.

[demi]

Oh no, dad's take their son being gay worse.  Women get all emotional and shit about it.  Your mom will just want you to be happy with yourself, and then she will get all mopey and probably stick her head in a gas oven if you don't come out.

I'd be supportive if my son came out.

hahaha you have to pay child support

[TVC15]

But I'm not gay

You are just into giant black penises.

[Phoenix Dark]

I can't deny it

[Madrun Badrun]

But I'm not gay

Either am I.  Lets be happy heterosexuals together!  No homo. 

[TVC15]

But I'm not gay

Either am I.  Lets be happy heterosexuals together!  No homo. 

You wear cravats.  Although question marks appeared over my head when you said you could not find french cuff shirts.

[Van Cruncheon]

mike, don't deny it. ne'er has a straight man in this day and age willingly chosen to wear a cravat. you want a hard mick donglemonster frolicking in your fertile knolls.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm being run out of my own thread! 

Where is my cravat defense force now  :'(

[demi]

we're off getting plowed, sorry sorry

[Bloodwake]

Fuck the women.

They are all confused, but they will come back three years later when you aren't interested and beg you to date them.

PART 2 HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW FUCKERS

[xnikki118x]

I'm happy.

[Cormacaroni]

mike, don't deny it. ne'er has a straight man in this day and age willingly chosen to wear a cravat. you want a hard mick donglemonster frolicking in your fertile knolls.

This post and that avatar  

[Tauntaun]

mike, don't deny it. ne'er has a straight man in this day and age willingly chosen to wear a cravat. you want a hard mick donglemonster frolicking in your fertile knolls.

This post and that avatar  

I gotta ask prole, who is that in your avatar?

[Mupepe]

I'm pretty happy

[Shins]

It's a bumper sticker on my car, so it must be how I feel.

[abrader]

Im ok except for the fucking emotional rollercoaster ride side effect of the 6 day regiment of Prednisone I am on (a steroid) to help  me heal the muscle I damaged in my neck.

But yeah life is fukkin good!

[demi]

mike, don't deny it. ne'er has a straight man in this day and age willingly chosen to wear a cravat. you want a hard mick donglemonster frolicking in your fertile knolls.

This post and that avatar  

I gotta ask prole, who is that in your avatar?

the creator of daikatana doom

[Tauntaun]

He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and lead designer of their groundbreaking personal computer games (all subsequently ported to consoles) Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Quake.

  

[abrader]

Thats not a fake avatar tho - Prole really made doom.

[Madrun Badrun]

Today was 50 below, seriously, and it was still the best day ever.  She was so damn beautiful.   

[CajoleJuice]

Fuck the women.

They are all confused, but they will come back three years later when you aren't interested and beg you to date them.

PART 2 HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW FUCKERS

[Barry Egan]

Today was 50 below, seriously, and it was still the best day ever.  She was so damn beautiful.   

so things didnt go badly?

[Phoenix Dark]

Fuck the women.
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PART 2 HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW FUCKERS

Group hug

[Flannel Boy]

Today was 50 below, seriously, and it was still the best day ever.  She was so damn beautiful.   

Good stuff.

Details?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

:/ Things could be better.

[Phoenix Dark]

:/ Things could be better.

I could be your father Junpei. Introduce me to your mom

[Madrun Badrun]

Today was 50 below, seriously, and it was still the best day ever.  She was so damn beautiful.   

so things didnt go badly?

They went great.

The short details for malek.

- it was so cold I tried to call her in the morning to cancel because I didn't think she would come on the bus
- she braved walking 7 blocks in the cold weather and spent most of the day in the hospital and still came and saw me 
- we had coffee at star bucks, then made plans, because I hadn't though of what we were going to do when I called her, lol
- he went for sushi, and shared a platter and talked the whole time
- got her a taxi then and we are suppose to do something again on sunday. 

[Phoenix Dark]

when you have sex with her do me a favor please. just before you climax whisper my name into her ear. I'll feel it

[Madrun Badrun]

 

Maybe. 

O I forgot to mention, she watches anime now.  DEATH NOTE!  and some anime that I think I've heard beezy talk about, tenshin something or other.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

:/ Things could be better.

I could be your father Junpei. Introduce me to your mom

you should do that fat girl,she looks kinda homely.imma pm some folks now.

[Phoenix Dark]

:/ Things could be better.

I could be your father Junpei. Introduce me to your mom

you should do that fat girl,she looks kinda homely.imma pm some folks now.

not the feds this time  :'(