TVC reviews: Soy Milk

[TVC15]

I am drinking Vanilla Silk Soy Milk and and and and and OMG IT IS LIKE DRINKING MILD VANILLA ICECREAM.  THIS IS SECOND ONLY TO ORANGE JUICE IN THE HEALTHY DRINK CATEGORY.  I AM PUTTING DOWN THIS QHOLE QUART TONITE BITCHES!!!!!

Soy Milk 9.5/Gump

[MCD]

this isn't orange juice.

[AdmiralViscen]

Your post has done more to convince me to try soy milk than 3 years of dating my lactose intolerant girlfriend.

[TVC15]

this isn't orange juice.

I think history has shown that I become irresponsible when given access to orange juice.  I sneak the free cans of it at work all the time.  I am probably drinking about 20+ ounces a day.  orange juice is easily the king of juices.  Apple is a close second, grape is third.  Grape is just once in a while.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

how do you feel about GRAPEFRUIT juice

[TVC15]

how do you feel about GRAPEFRUIT juice

I can't really get into it, but I have to say I haven't given it that much of a fair try.  Why should I go for a juice I know I will have to work to like when I can have delicious orange juice or apple juice instead?  It tastes really bitter and it reminds me of having to swallow piss.

[Bloodwake]

Soy milk

Cranberry Juice 

[Ichirou]

how do you feel about GRAPEFRUIT juice

I can't really get into it, but I have to say I haven't given it that much of a fair try.  Why should I go for a juice I know I will have to work to like when I can have delicious orange juice or apple juice instead?  It tastes really bitter and it reminds me of having to swallow piss.

I was with you until that last sentence, and then I did a double-take and said "Whuuuuuu?".

Why did you have to swallow piss?

[EvilBoris]

 Cranberry juice is a good lead in to Pomegranite juice.

[TVC15]

I didn't.  I was just seeing if people were paying attention.  Remember how G once talked about eating Roxy's vomit?

pomegranate king of fruits.

[Ichirou]

Juices I like, ranked and rated the Gay Boy way:

1. Apple 10/10
2. Grape/White Grape 9.9/10
3. Banana milk 9.8/10
4. Guava 9.51/10
5. Mango 9.50/10

[TVC15]

DUDE what is with the orange juice snub?  Putting grape over orange juice is mega eye roll.

[Smooth Groove]

I didn't.  I was just seeing if people were paying attention.  Remember how G once talked about eating Roxy's vomit?

pomegranate king of fruits.

I've been drinking a lot of pomegranate juice recently.  I tried to keep it on the down low 'cause it kinda makes me feel like a dirty metrosexual.

[Ichirou]

This is heavenly.

Also, I don't like orange juice.  I prefer lemonade if we're talking citrus.

[TVC15]

also I am out of soy milk.  Will they have some at the 7-11 because I aint hoofin it to the grocery store again

[MCD]

this isn't orange juice.

I think history has shown that I become irresponsible when given access to orange juice.  I sneak the free cans of it at work all the time.  I am probably drinking about 20+ ounces a day.  orange juice is easily the king of juices.  Apple is a close second, grape is third.  Grape is just once in a while.

this is exactly the same with me though i never tried grape juice before.

[Ichirou]

Think of it this way, when we're roomies you won't have to worry about me drinking your OJ and coming home all hot and sweaty after a hard day of work to find a half-empty carton of Tropicana (or whatever variety it is you prefer).

[TVC15]

TROPICANA?  Do I look like a hobo to you?

[Ichirou]

That's the brand that's on teevee on all the commercials!  I liked the Tropicana-brand lemonade until they stopped carrying it in stores back home.

[Himu]

orange juice 11/10
apple juice 9/10
pineapple juice 9.5/10
ORANGE PINEAPPLE JUICE 1000/10
graperfuit juice 8.5/10
strawberry kiwi 8/10
cranberry juice 4/10

[Smooth Groove]

TROPICANA?  Do I look like a hobo to you?

You only drink $3 250ml Odwalla juice? 

[TVC15]

I wish.  I'm not that rich.  That shit is definitely 3 dollars good, though.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

man, you know what's good?

soy chai

it's good!

[TVC15]

I hear chai and I just think about how awesome green tea lattes are.

[Beezy]

I am drinking Vanilla Silk Soy Milk

Very Vanilla (purple box) >>> Vanilla (blue box)

[TVC15]

I am drinking Vanilla Silk Soy Milk

Very Vanilla (purple box) >>> Vanilla (blue box)

I will keep that in mind next time.  The boxes weren't very clearly labeled.  The word SILK is really big, but the other words are all comparably tiny, so I just grammed the first thing I knew was vanilla.

[The Sceneman]

soy milk is awesome, I drink it with my morning espresso everyday

[T-Short]

Apple + Pear juice 

[Vizzys]

apple and grape juice >> orange

but

orange soda > all

I dont drink soda anymore tho

[Eric P]

i finished off my carafe of simply orange this morning

[Ichirou]

I have stopped drinking soda since I started dieting, my nucca.  Now it's just juice and tea.

I still drink coffee, though.  I AM AN ADDICT.

[BlueTsunami]

I was reading earlier and notice that RR Martin has his characters drinking Milk sweetened with Honey, I've been meaning to try it. I can't stand drinking milk by itself.

[Eric P]

I was reading earlier and notice that RR Martin has his characters drinking Milk sweetened with Honey, I've been meaning to try it. I can't stand drinking milk by itself.

he also has his characters fuck and whore out thier sisters

[BlueTsunami]

I was reading earlier and notice that RR Martin has his characters drinking Milk sweetened with Honey, I've been meaning to try it. I can't stand drinking milk by itself.

he also has his characters fuck and whore out thier sisters

I need to try this too (jk, oh god I'm jking ) But seriously, I barely drink any milk at all and looking into it further, Milk and Honey seems to be a common mixture. It'll be like adding sugar to Korn Flakes, I would think.

[Eric P]

i'm just sayin'!  don't do everything george rr martin has his characters do.

[BlueTsunami]

Well, I'll never ever eat Horse meat  but I may try Bear meat (ribs, my dad is supposed to get me some from work).

[Eric P]

a friend of mine who lives in alaska said she was walking home from the local store (a few miles away) when she noticed a bear on her porch.

she said she snuck around the back of her house to get her shotgun

and then she ate bear chili all winter long

[Rman]

Well, I'll never ever eat Horse meat  but I may try Bear meat (ribs, my dad is supposed to get me some from work).

In Belgium they fry french fries in horse fat.  They say those fries are among the best in the world.  I would try it once, but will feel too guilty.  I mean, it's a horsey :'(.

Regarding soymilk, most brands are a little too sweet for me.  I usually also try not drink my calories and stick with water, alcohol and the occasional glass of oj for breakfast being my only exception. 

Did any of you guys remember Lewis Black's bit on soy milk for his HBO special?  It was hilarious.

[recursivelyenumerable]

TVC, have you tried Langers Cranberry + Lime juice blend?  I drink like a gallon a day.

[TVC15]

No I have not.  I will keep my eyes open.

Today, I had 8oz of grape juice followed by 8 of orange.  What should my post-lunch juice be?  Here at work we have:

Orange, grape, apple, grapefruit, cranberry, and ughh V8.  I feel like I am missing one. 

[T234]

THE BEST JUICE (OTHER THAN CAJOLE)

[TVC15]

I went with APPLE JUICE

[Rman]

Not into cranberry juice, Cohen?  I love that stuff.

[TVC15]

Will drinking too much soy milk further prevent me from growing facial hair?

[TVC15]

Fine, fine, next time I go to the kitchen, I will grab 2 cans of cranberry.  I am not sure if I have had that since I was a lil kid.

Each one of these cans is 5.5 ounces.  And 2 crans will put me up to, uh, 8 cans today.  Is this still heatlhy?

[TVC15]

Everything is all natural, too, so it's not like I am consuming artificially sweetened shit.

[Rman]

Will drinking too much soy milk further prevent me from growing facial hair?

Yeah, I remember reading about something regarding increased estrogen production and soy products.  I don't know if it was a legit study, though.

[Eric P]

Each one of these cans is 5.5 ounces.  And 2 crans will put me up to, uh, 8 cans today.  Is this still heatlhy?

aside from the sugar, yes

but you have health insurance